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Strategus Retirement Home
« on: May 10, 2016, 08:57:19 PM »
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Have you stopped being active in Strategus?
Has moving your pixel on the map become a chore?
Are you forgetting more and more to check the website?


WELL HERE'S A SOLUTION TO YOU!

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Re: Strategus Retirement Home
« Reply #1 on: May 11, 2016, 06:32:31 AM »
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Hey Tristan the "event manager". How are those events coming along for us NA folk?
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Re: Strategus Retirement Home
« Reply #2 on: May 11, 2016, 07:02:44 AM »
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Hey Tristan the "event manager". How are those events coming along for us NA folk?
we just had a duel tourney and a DTV tourney is this weekend and next

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Re: Strategus Retirement Home
« Reply #3 on: May 11, 2016, 07:32:14 PM »
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we just had a duel tourney and a DTV tourney is this weekend and next

DTV tourney? sounds like fun!
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Re: Strategus Retirement Home
« Reply #4 on: May 12, 2016, 05:50:32 PM »
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I come to join my ancestors.
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Re: Strategus Retirement Home
« Reply #5 on: May 13, 2016, 08:54:50 AM »
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wtf those worthless weaboos attacked Sleepy Calradia Retirement Community before I could join my brethren in life-support

They even wrote SLURS in their battle description go look

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Re: Strategus Retirement Home
« Reply #6 on: May 14, 2016, 03:02:40 AM »
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Now a monthly 1 million silver fee to stay at the retirement home.  If you want bed and memes you have to pay an extra 200k for the meme practice.  Also need another 450k if you don't wanna accept our mangas

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Re: Strategus Retirement Home
« Reply #7 on: May 14, 2016, 05:32:22 AM »
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Well this was ridiculously short-lived.  Lock thread time and go retire in another game.
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Re: Strategus Retirement Home
« Reply #8 on: May 14, 2016, 12:40:22 PM »
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Well this was ridiculously short-lived.  Lock thread time and go retire in another game.

Bully.


Godam that merc in defense though! Whoever he was!

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Re: Strategus Retirement Home
« Reply #9 on: May 14, 2016, 05:22:52 PM »
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Bully.


Godam that merc in defense though! Whoever he was!

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Dude it was honestly sad I came in there and was 1v1ing him with 12 fps.  But belgish and Lindrhos are to damn  bad to swing a stick and play wizards.  Whoever it was tho kicked my ass off the damn wall twice with 1 swing lmao.