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Strategus 2.0 History
« on: September 12, 2011, 08:28:22 PM »
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Well, we have the Strategus History above thats outdated.  Time for a new official Strategus 2.0 History thread.

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Re: Strategus 2.0 History
« Reply #1 on: September 12, 2011, 08:31:21 PM »
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Well, we have the Strategus History above thats outdated.  Time for a new official Strategus 2.0 History thread.

I'll start it off:

The FCC started fighting the third day of Strategus 2.0, we fought every day until the very end with some of our close allies, most notably the Kingdom of Veluca who were the the third clan to take a city (counter-strike style, 4 mercs assasinating the evil dictator, no deaths, 1 kill, in under 5 minutes) and still held most of the snow fiefs in the North before it was all wiped.  The end.
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Re: Strategus 2.0 History
« Reply #2 on: September 12, 2011, 08:50:31 PM »
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It'd be nice to get an unbiased history of it all, but not until we're all too dead to disagree, haha.
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Re: Strategus 2.0 History
« Reply #3 on: September 12, 2011, 09:05:10 PM »
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A short time ago, in Strategus not so far away:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OHMAB8qpbU8&feature=fvst

Operation: Party in the Desert

LLJK immediately took up residence in our most holy land Afgoonistan in the western most part of the desert. Howeaver, we soon found our holy lands infested by some Crusdaers of Acro who thought this to be their holy lands. They were wrong and cast aside for their blasphemies or so we thought.

Operation: I Have a Bad Feeling About This

It soon became apparent we were not alone in the desert as the middle of the desert was taking by SoA and the eastern fringe was taken by someone else. But, that was not meant to be the story as it were. Soon our Western lands of peace and freedom were infested by foreigners speaking gibberish and talking about their math skills. Through our not so careful spy network we found out a secret jihad been declared against us by the Coalition of the Not So Honorable™.

Operation: Afgoony Freedom

The original Coalition of the Not So Honorable™ consisted of Shogunate, VRN, Pecores, Sea Raiders, Knights Templar, Acre, and Sovereignty of Aegis and they launched their campaign of terror against us poor LLJK scrubs/noobs/gays/bads/(insert random insult). Pecores launched the first major offensive taking our beloved city.  These were dark times indeed as the gods(a hacker) mercilessly interfered in our battle and the subsequent battle to liberate our fallen city. Pecores were thrown out of Ayn Assaudi and VRN was torn to pieces. Then SoA, glory be to them, kicked out the Knight Templars from their lands realizing they would surely be betrayed by the not so honorable weeabo commander Ujin and his northern accomplice Ecko. While we celebrated a seemingly great victory, our enemies had amassed what was meant to be a final invasion force of Afgoonistan.

Operation: GoonD-Day

We said good by to our loved ones and our stash of Mountain Dews as we stared down the barrel at 5 armies amassed to our north and northwest, each numbering from 1-1.5k in men. ATS had sent supplies to the Coalition of the Not So Honorable™ and and 1k army led by the artist formerly known as Goretooth to aid 2 armies of Shogunate weeabos, 1 army of Templars, and 1 army of Sea Raiders. We saw the enemies coming and we smiled for that day we unleashed SUPERIOR GOON TACTICS™ and decimated all comers. Pecores and Templars were destroyed without mercy, and the grand weeabo Army 1 was routed. We also had another reason to smile, the Shogunate found out the hard way we goons were not as friendless as we were thought to be.

Operation: Risen/Legio/Bashi Smash

Our fine Eu friends decided that Shogunate_Ujin could not be trusted and smashed into the Shogunate lands from the North while we sent our humble army from the Southeast into the weeabo territory. The battles were fierce and plenty until a cold war appeared as all sides hunkered down to survive the impending winter and spawn rushing tactics.

Operation: Northern Empire is a Paper Tiger

Hearing a great war was raging in the North, we packed our bags and sent our army northward to help in the Great War Against Northern Aggression. However, be the slow and maybe chubby goons  that we are, it took us a few days to arrive. By that time, the fear inspiring Ecko_ATS had adorned Kesh in diamonds and had disappeared off into the wild blue yonder. We managed to snag a piece of Northern Empire property and sold it to the real estate conglomerate of the FCC.

Operation: Fall of the Shogunate Byzantium

With the cold war over, hostilities resumed and the blood flowed. the Pecores fought valiantly to very end but alas their city was taken and they were sent packing to other lands. The former weeabo menace was trounced time and time again until finally thier lands were no more. The Mountain Dew flowed and many bags of Cheetos were eaten that day as we celebrated the fall of our enemy. We settled down for a time of peace and rebuilding, for freedom had won out over two massive alliances as the Northern Empire had fallen sometime before the fall of the Coalition of the Not So Honorable™.

Operation: Wait, Who is Attacking Us?

So it came to our last battle of Strat 2.0 against a terrible and formidable foe of OCF, who none of us had even heard of. Through our superior spy network we learned they were vassals/friends/buddies/something of the evil French, Pecores. They threw themselves at a small village of ours but found themselves encircled and slaughtered by the forces of the Goontooth. We began to plan our next great liberation...

Operation: Fat Tortoise
Coming Soon™

So I, LLJK_Rikthorrr, hereby report this day.

tl;dr version:
Knock out Acre
Get attacked by CotNSH™(Shogunate/VRN/Pecores/Acre/SeaRaiders/Templars/Acre/SoA*) with help from the Northern Empire (ATS/Hospitallers/TS/LL/KC/Occitan)
Knock out VRN and to a degree Pecores
Knock out Templars and Sea Raiders
Push back against Shogunate
Arrive late to the party in the North
Take out Pecores
Take out Shogunate/Byzantium with Risen/Legio/Bashi
Smack OCF for stepping in the desert
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Re: Strategus 2.0 History
« Reply #4 on: September 12, 2011, 09:08:06 PM »
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It'd be nice to get an unbiased history of it all, but not until we're all too dead to disagree, haha.

No we're getting all points of view from all factions:

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Re: Strategus 2.0 History
« Reply #5 on: September 12, 2011, 10:14:52 PM »
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May as well for the hell of it:

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Re: Strategus 2.0 History
« Reply #6 on: September 12, 2011, 10:37:09 PM »
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Through our not so careful spy network we found out a secret jihad been declared against us by the Coalition of the Not So Honorable™.

the story of how we found out should be posted because damn the Shogunate dudes are dumb
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Re: Strategus 2.0 History
« Reply #7 on: September 12, 2011, 10:40:56 PM »
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the story of how we found out should be posted because damn the Shogunate dudes are dumb
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Re: Strategus 2.0 History
« Reply #8 on: September 12, 2011, 11:11:27 PM »
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Nice story Rikthor, i especially liked that you revealed the NE participation in that war, with 1.000 troops and 1.000.000 gold confirmed, and probably much more hidden support.
It shows clearly that Byzantium words are mere propaganda(they whined about our being OP). We were indeed, but not because they lacked enough friends that's sure  :D

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Re: Strategus 2.0 History
« Reply #9 on: September 12, 2011, 11:48:08 PM »
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Factions and their territories before wipe:

Grey Order   _of_Grey   16
Druzhina   Druzhina_   13
LLJK   LLJK_   11
Fallen Brigade   Fallen_   9
The Union   STR_/T_   8
Legio Italica   Legio_   7
Mercs   Merc_   7
Risen   Risen_   6
Camel Screamers   Camels_   6
Bashi Bazouk   BashiBazouk_   5
22nd   22nd_   5
Great Khans   GK_   4
HRE   _HRE   4
Caravan Guild (Guards)   Guard_   4
Chaos   _of_Chaos   4
The Kingdom of Veluca   _TKoV   3
Wolves   Wolves_   3
FCC   _BRD/Corns_/Cavaliers_   2
Brothers in Arms   BIA_   1
Horde of Khan   XKhanx_   1
RuCon quista   RuConquista_   1
Ninjas   Ninja_   1
Roaming Wolpertingers   Wolper_   1
The Pillagers   Pillaging_   0
Byzantium   Byzamtium_   0
The Eastern Tsardom (NE)   TS_   0
ATS (NE)   _ATS   0
Knights Hospitaller (NE)   Hospitaller_   0
Knights of Blackrose   Blackrose_   0
Wargs (The_Bandits)   Warg_   0
Knights Templar   Templar_   0
Schwert Bruder   SB_   0
Crusaders of Acre   _Crusader   0
The Company   Company_   0
Order of the Lance   _OotL   0
The Turks   Kapikulu_   0
Pecores   Pecores_   0
Royal Union   _of_Abay, ?,?   0
Ravens   Raven_   0
Sea Raiders   SeaRaider_   0
Varangians   VRN_   0

Factions and number of their enemies:

Druzhina   9
Chaos   9
The Eastern Tsardom (NE)   9
ATS (NE)   9
Knights Hospitaller (NE)   8
Fallen Brigade   7
Great Khans   7
HRE   5
Caravan Guild (Guards)   5
The Pillagers   5
Byzantium   5
FCC   5
The Kingdom of Veluca   5
Crusaders of Acre   5
Bashi Bazouk   4
Horde of Khan   3
The Union   3
Risen   3
Legio Italica   3
RuCon quista   2
Knights Templar   2
Brothers in Arms   2
Order of the Lance   2
The Turks   2
22nd   1
Grey Order   1
Camel Screamers   1
LLJK   1
Pecores   1
Royal Union   1
Sea Raiders   1
Varangians   1
Knights of Blackrose   0
Mercs   0
Wolves   0
Wargs (The_Bandits)   0
Schwert Bruder   0
Ninjas   0
The Company   0
Roaming Wolpertingers   0
Ravens   0

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Re: Strategus 2.0 History
« Reply #10 on: September 12, 2011, 11:55:04 PM »
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Not sure when this was taken, but things were hectic in the North. and at the time of the gold wipe, Chaos had dropped to 1 fief, TKOV had gone up to 5 fiefs, including a city and blackrose had ebcome Invictus and had gained at least 1 fief (they got the 2nd I think at the time of the gold wipe).

Lets get some more role-playing in these stories, I really enjoy those.

Can we bump this up to the "red-tagged" thread along with the old Strategus history?
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Re: Strategus 2.0 History
« Reply #11 on: September 13, 2011, 12:08:25 AM »
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Due to a leadership arrangement before things got going HRE took Zagush, no further arangements were made for Fallen to regain possession of it. And then some other stuff happened, battles and such.
tl;dr version:
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Re: Strategus 2.0 History
« Reply #12 on: September 13, 2011, 12:12:43 AM »
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Due to a leadership arrangement before things got going HRE took Zagush, no further arangements were made for Fallen to regain possession of it. And then some other stuff happened, battles and such.
tl;dr version:
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Re: Strategus 2.0 History
« Reply #13 on: September 13, 2011, 12:18:37 AM »
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My favorite part was when kesh said they had taken a village before actually winning the battle.

Then didnt actually win the battle.

Then editing his post.

But missing the fact the original post had already been quoted.

TLDR

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Re: Strategus 2.0 History
« Reply #14 on: September 13, 2011, 12:24:01 AM »
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ecko fucked up

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