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Shitposting Literally, Literally
« on: March 20, 2016, 11:19:45 PM »
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Lets say someone were to hypothetically write a book, a work of fiction chronicling how a semi-retarded player-base destroys the world's first virtual reality game. What is intended to be an amazing, magical, medieval-themed MMO becomes a Game of Thrones-esque nightmare of hyper-competitiveness, sexual perversion, vast human (NPC?) rights abuses, and magical chaos.

Let's also say that the hypothetical author was also completely unoriginal.

(I mean, sometimes reality just can't be trumped*).

SAYING THESE THINGS

WHAT THEN WOULD YOU SAY

To making a chameo in the hypothetical Shitbook? Some of shit that I see floating around here is literally the stuff of art. Art in the way that a small child might smear shit on his own face or put a necklace in his ass. But, I would never ever steal someone's intellectual (YEP THAT'S US) property without their permission.


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Re: Shitposting Literally, Literally
« Reply #1 on: March 20, 2016, 11:32:47 PM »
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Re: Shitposting Literally, Literally
« Reply #2 on: March 20, 2016, 11:33:19 PM »
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Re: Shitposting Literally, Literally
« Reply #3 on: March 20, 2016, 11:39:50 PM »
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Hi can I too be in a book.
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Re: Shitposting Literally, Literally
« Reply #4 on: March 20, 2016, 11:49:16 PM »
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Can I be your main character? (Hyper-competitiveness engaged)
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Re: Shitposting Literally, Literally
« Reply #5 on: March 20, 2016, 11:56:13 PM »
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Don't forget Ecko.

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Re: Shitposting Literally, Literally
« Reply #6 on: March 20, 2016, 11:58:03 PM »
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Don't forget Ecko.

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Re: Shitposting Literally, Literally
« Reply #7 on: March 21, 2016, 12:11:37 AM »
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Can I be your main character? (Hyper-competitiveness engaged)

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Re: Shitposting Literally, Literally
« Reply #8 on: March 21, 2016, 12:17:07 AM »
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if hes going to be the main character i think its only fair that the following people turn up as either the antagonist or a clandestine illuminati orginazation versus him:

 arowaine, echo, peppo, sandy, smoothrich, daruvian THE GOBBLIN KING
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Re: Shitposting Literally, Literally
« Reply #9 on: March 21, 2016, 12:19:59 AM »
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daruvian

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Re: Shitposting Literally, Literally
« Reply #10 on: March 21, 2016, 12:20:04 AM »
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As long as I get the kill on Arrowaine in the end...
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Re: Shitposting Literally, Literally
« Reply #11 on: March 21, 2016, 12:22:00 AM »
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I want to have an origin story along the lines of someone taking a shit on a keyboard and thats how I was born.

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Re: Shitposting Literally, Literally
« Reply #12 on: March 21, 2016, 12:23:42 AM »
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jona that was offensive and rude

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Re: Shitposting Literally, Literally
« Reply #13 on: March 21, 2016, 12:29:13 AM »
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if hes going to be the main character i think its only fair that the following people turn up as either the antagonist or a clandestine illuminati orginazation versus him:
 

actually that's you hue
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Re: Shitposting Literally, Literally
« Reply #14 on: March 21, 2016, 12:40:06 AM »
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