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Re: Crpg Interviews
« Reply #30 on: September 11, 2018, 09:37:43 PM »
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Re: Crpg Interviews
« Reply #31 on: September 13, 2018, 01:44:08 AM »
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sry i havent been doing interviews  lately. my bf and i bought  a new house in new tebandra and i we were unpacking for a few days.

I've been meaning to interview more people but i couldn't get around to it.Everything is looking up right now,unlike a few weeks ago.It was so frustrating;i thought i was finally gonna make it; i'd thought i would  never have to work at crpgbucks with those bitchy customers again,always demanding free refills on their looms coffee.

Anyway we we're so excited when hedge told us we all got a role in a upcoming prom movie.Everyone was so happy during the days days leading up to the production.Little did we know how bad things would turn out to be.

On the big day we all walked in there all confident strutting our bodies.Unbeknowst to us,the production set wasn't where they said it would be.We we're walking around all confused trying to find the place until some greasy fat guy pointed us into his van.We we're all tossed up in there like sardines in a pizza smelling can.We must've drove a long way  because i swear i saw us passing by Emirin Row.Some of the new players even started bashing on our window asking how to get weapons.I kept telling them USE THE FUCKING WEBSITE but they still kept coming.


At long last we reached this real shady looking apartment.The whole building reeked of cat piss.We went up the stairs and some of the tenants kept staring at us saying (mmm des frites).We finally reached the 7th floor and entered the apartment.There was a crude looking camera and some furniture.The bald guy started pointing us to the couch.

At this point i was fuming.I couldn't believe this was happening.It was like the world was playing a huge joke on me.The fat old guy who up to this moment hadn't muttered a single a single word,started speaking.I think he was having a stroke or something but he was speaking in french.He started telling us ENLÈVE TES VETEMENTS TABARNAQUE and became more and more heated because we couldn't understand him at the time.

It wasn't until he grabbed duckie that i really exploded.I couldn't take it anymore.Everything that happened to me hurled me into a rage.It was his fault i hadn't become a crpg star yet,that i had to be a slave serving other crpg stars.I didn't leave my home town of new chaeza with big dreams for things to end up like this.I started hitting him with my handbag and everyone joined in.

He was screaming for us to stop,saying CALISSE ESTI ARRETE.Everyone circled around him and hit him continously for a straight 5 minutes. And that was that.I can't remember what happened after because it was all a blur,but i remember going back to my house because i had work the next day.

sry for making such a long rant this is my blog after all.


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Re: Crpg Interviews
« Reply #32 on: September 13, 2018, 08:18:39 AM »
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What the heck are you talkin about,no one enters these forums sober anymore dammit.U crazy bitch what wrong substance did your body processed to write this retard.

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Re: Crpg Interviews
« Reply #33 on: September 13, 2018, 10:58:02 PM »
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Re: Crpg Interviews
« Reply #34 on: September 14, 2018, 04:48:44 AM »
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U R GAY?
He plays cRPG... anyone with a non-anime girlfriend can't play full time.  Meanwhile, the gay guys are taking turns giving each other head during battles.

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Re: Crpg Interviews
« Reply #35 on: September 15, 2018, 11:49:33 PM »
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Okay, I tried play it cool... but I'm not on the list.  WTF?  Even though strat was kinda dead when I made my empire, it was the first empire which defeated kingdoms and had them surrender and join.  It was the biggest empire ever in Strat history, even though I will admit participation was low, but still every battle was hard fought... ok, 1/3 was a gank, 1/3 was ganked, but 1/3 was even rosters.  And 20 vs 20 is just as hard as 50 vs 50.

Sorry for bringing this up, but it was my one glorious moment... you've seen me fight, nothing to be proud about there.

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Re: Crpg Interviews
« Reply #36 on: September 18, 2018, 03:35:10 AM »
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Bryggan,wait a minute your voice sounds familiar,like i used to know you.Its oddly soothing.Its like im having déja vu.No im sure i remember  you from somewhere, i just can't grasp it.I can see warm memories forming.Im in a car,dads driving.Im in the backseat.Im dozing off.I could see  the New Chaeza country side in the window.Radio's playing a comfy song.Wait i remember the lirycs to the song now.



Almost Heaven, New Chaeza,

Potato ridge Mountain,Potatodoah river

Life is old there, older than the Potato
Younger than the mountains, growing like a breeze

Country Potato, take me home
To the place I belong

New Chaeza, Potato mama
Take me home, countrY Potato

All my Potatos gather round her
Potato  lady, stranger to blue water
Brown and round, painted on the sky
Misty taste of vodka, teardrop in my eye
Country Potato, take me home
To the place I belong
New Chaeza, Potato mama
Take me home, country Potato

etc etc

OMG i cant believe it.I can't believe i forgot about you.you we're such a big influence on mychildhood.I have all your songs.Legendary Briggan Denver, the country chadz singer that won the heart of the crpg world.

you are definitely my favourite crpg star.PLEASE GIVE ME UR AUtOGRAPH ItLL MEAN tHE WORLD to MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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Re: Crpg Interviews
« Reply #37 on: September 18, 2018, 03:48:49 PM »
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I would be more impressed if you could get REAL legends like SaulCanner or Huey Newton.  Pretty funny tho.