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Re: The Temple of Spam
« Reply #1725 on: September 01, 2018, 03:12:15 AM »

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Re: The Temple of Spam
« Reply #1726 on: September 08, 2018, 09:34:21 PM »
I have no experience with kotaku stuff at all, but today I accidentally tumbled over this dragon quest 11 review and experienced two things:
1. this might be the hardest jerk off a dude has ever given to a video game
2. he still manages to make it not annoying, but entertaining and informative as heck, I love it

very good review about the game and the game series in general, seems as if I will try a dragon quest game after all (once I get enough time to play monster hunter though, that's also still on my to do list)
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Re: The Temple of Spam
« Reply #1727 on: September 12, 2018, 09:25:08 PM »
From ancient times, a vægter was a watchman who maintained peace and quiet at night in a city. Vægtere were usually armed with a morning star. The weights should also by singing the scorers indicate the time of each hour. In Copenhagen, the first vægter corps was established by Ole Rømer in 1683 with 68 men. The Vægter corps in Denmark were abolished in 1863.

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Re: The Temple of Spam
« Reply #1728 on: September 13, 2018, 10:32:29 AM »
And they still exists and are composed of people who failed to become a police officer.
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Re: The Temple of Spam
« Reply #1729 on: September 14, 2018, 08:52:16 AM »
And they still exists and are composed of people who failed to become a police officer.

it was wise to get rid of the morningstars, indeed

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Re: The Temple of Spam
« Reply #1730 on: September 15, 2018, 12:49:26 AM »

bet you wish you had this much talent.
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Re: The Temple of Spam
« Reply #1731 on: September 15, 2018, 12:37:36 PM »
That kid has a real music career now and gets millions of views on his songs lol. What a world we live in.

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Re: The Temple of Spam
« Reply #1732 on: September 15, 2018, 12:58:54 PM »
Americans call THAT yodeling?

P a t h e t i c .

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Re: The Temple of Spam
« Reply #1733 on: September 17, 2018, 08:07:41 PM »
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Re: The Temple of Spam
« Reply #1734 on: September 18, 2018, 02:20:06 AM »
Always do sober what you said you’d do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut
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Re: The Temple of Spam
« Reply #1735 on: September 22, 2018, 04:25:31 AM »
Trippppllllee pooooosttttt

i will rule the temple of spam
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Re: The Temple of Spam
« Reply #1736 on: September 27, 2018, 12:53:02 AM »
Name one reason why a straight male jacking off with other straight males is gay in any way...
>Protip: you literally fucking can't
In fact, the only reason why anyone would not want to jack off around his bros is because he is secretly a bundle of sticks and is scared that being around all those hard cocks and semen loads will turn him on. The fact that I can get hard and beat off (to STRAIGHT porn) with a few other guys just proves that I am truly straight because I'm not attracted to the other dudes jerking off next to me. I hardly even notice anyways because I'm focused on watching some hot bitch with bimbo milk bags get her box demolished. It's not that I prefer to jack off with other guys; but being in the company of a few chill bros isn't a reason not to have a group beat sesh. In fact, it's one of the best ways two or more straight men can bond. A few chill bros knocking back a few brews, watching the big game, and then queing up pornhub on the big screen and having an 8-man circle jerk and a game of soggy biscuit is as straight and normal as a back yard game of football.
Anyone who even attempts to question this undeniable fact is a closet bundle of sticks and total pussy who should seriously grow up and come out of the closet already. It's fucking 2017 for christ's sake, nobody gives a shit if you're a homo, just sack up and admit it and stay the fuck out of my straight group stroke sessions, candy ass bundle of sticks.
>Inb4 tired "not gay if the balls don't touch" jokes.
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Re: The Temple of Spam
« Reply #1737 on: September 27, 2018, 12:47:52 PM »
Name one reason why a straight male jacking off with other straight males is gay in any way...
>Protip: you literally fucking can't
In fact, the only reason why anyone would not want to jack off around his bros is because he is secretly a bundle of sticks and is scared that being around all those hard cocks and semen loads will turn him on. The fact that I can get hard and beat off (to STRAIGHT porn) with a few other guys just proves that I am truly straight because I'm not attracted to the other dudes jerking off next to me. I hardly even notice anyways because I'm focused on watching some hot bitch with bimbo milk bags get her box demolished. It's not that I prefer to jack off with other guys; but being in the company of a few chill bros isn't a reason not to have a group beat sesh. In fact, it's one of the best ways two or more straight men can bond. A few chill bros knocking back a few brews, watching the big game, and then queing up pornhub on the big screen and having an 8-man circle jerk and a game of soggy biscuit is as straight and normal as a back yard game of football.
Anyone who even attempts to question this undeniable fact is a closet bundle of sticks and total pussy who should seriously grow up and come out of the closet already. It's fucking 2017 for christ's sake, nobody gives a shit if you're a homo, just sack up and admit it and stay the fuck out of my straight group stroke sessions, candy ass bundle of sticks.
>Inb4 tired "not gay if the balls don't touch" jokes.

this is the temple of spam®, not the temple of garbage, please respect the spam®, Grav you now owe me some braincells and 3mins life

edit: i know you cant spare the braincells, but if you can somehow give me my 3mins life id appreciate :)

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Re: The Temple of Spam
« Reply #1738 on: September 27, 2018, 01:42:13 PM »
this is the temple of spam®, not the temple of garbage, please respect the spam®, Grav you now owe me some braincells and 3mins life

edit: i know you cant spare the braincells, but if you can somehow give me my 3mins life id appreciate :)

That took you 3 minutes to read? I'm afraid giving you back the extra brain cells won't do you any good


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Re: The Temple of Spam
« Reply #1739 on: September 27, 2018, 02:04:36 PM »
yeah i had to decipher :p