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Offline Lactose_the_intolerant

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Women should take more punch damage!
« on: May 30, 2012, 10:08:06 PM »
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Let's face it!

Women are weaker and when they don't make you a sandwich they deserve their punch in the face!

that's why i suggest that no matter your hand armor and the female's head armor, you should always be able to punch her! But low damage, we still need her to make our sandwich(except for leshma, he/she should get double damage)!
Of course no woman could punch a  man, but a woman can punch another woman cuz bitch fight is sexy

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Re: Women should take more punch damage!
« Reply #1 on: May 30, 2012, 10:12:17 PM »
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Re: Women should take more punch damage!
« Reply #2 on: May 31, 2012, 04:31:23 AM »
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I...I don't even...know

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Re: Women should take more punch damage!
« Reply #3 on: May 31, 2012, 08:20:24 AM »
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and make black characters run faster while we are at it!

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Re: Women should take more punch damage!
« Reply #4 on: May 31, 2012, 10:29:22 AM »
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LMFAO

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Re: Women should take more punch damage!
« Reply #5 on: May 31, 2012, 11:47:53 AM »
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Only if half the attacks of men on women are stopped suddenly, because the don't want to attack females.
The logic of war seems to be that if a belligerent can fight he will fight.

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Re: Women should take more punch damage!
« Reply #6 on: May 31, 2012, 12:19:31 PM »
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Only if half the attacks of men on women are stopped suddenly, because the don't want to attack females.

Of course he wants. Beat them down until they're helpless!

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Re: Women should take more punch damage!
« Reply #7 on: May 31, 2012, 12:47:06 PM »
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ought to be nice and get laid for a change eh?

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Re: Women should take more punch damage!
« Reply #8 on: May 31, 2012, 05:34:54 PM »
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I have support of famous raper Jon Lajoie

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Re: Women should take more punch damage!
« Reply #9 on: May 31, 2012, 05:45:11 PM »
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and make black characters run faster while we are at it!

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Re: Women should take more punch damage!
« Reply #10 on: June 08, 2012, 05:49:26 AM »
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Re: Women should take more punch damage!
« Reply #11 on: June 08, 2012, 05:58:07 AM »
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you sexist bastard
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Re: Women should take more punch damage!
« Reply #12 on: June 08, 2012, 07:03:16 AM »
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(except for leshma, he/she should get double damage)!
Voted -1 'cuss Leshma needs to take fatal damage after one hit from an ungloved hand.
1H stab is the fastest, strongest and longest 1H animation. There's no reason NOT to use it in all instances. I don't know if it's OP, but it's boring. 1H used to be fun because you had a fast (left), long (right) and the most devastating attack (stab) and had to choose the best attack for each occasion.

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Re: Women should take more punch damage!
« Reply #13 on: June 08, 2012, 04:17:52 PM »
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Oh, your character is a Muslim Sarranid? Five times per day, you must perform Salah (Arabic: صلاة ṣalāh or ṣalāt; pl. صلوات ṣalawāt).

All calls to prayer (adhān Arabic: أَذَان‎ Azan/Ezan [ʔæˈðæːn]) will be made according to server time. Performing prayer takes about 6 seconds. You can carry a prayer mat (weight 2.2, 1 slot, 0 blunt damage thrown) which will increase your prayer speed by 33.3% if placed before prayer commences.
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Re: Women should take more punch damage!
« Reply #14 on: June 08, 2012, 04:59:40 PM »
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Asian characters should have a bonus when building equipment.