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Re: Katana deserve better
« Reply #30 on: May 08, 2014, 02:44:27 PM »
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Re: Katana deserve better
« Reply #31 on: September 29, 2014, 02:59:04 AM »
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Nodachi Better. :mrgreen:

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Re: Katana deserve better
« Reply #32 on: September 29, 2014, 06:09:24 AM »
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I SMELL NECKBEARD
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Re: Katana deserve better
« Reply #33 on: September 29, 2014, 07:08:39 PM »
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Nodachi Better. :mrgreen:
Quit gravedigging!

... I myself commissioned a genuine katana in Japan for 2,400,000 Yen (that's about $20,000) and have been practicing with it for almost 2 years now. I can even cut slabs of solid steel with my katana.
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So what am I saying? Katanas are simply the best sword that the world has ever seen, and thus, require better stats in cRPG. Here is the stat block I propose for Katanas:
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Katana
+43 Speed
+36 Pierce
+75 Cut
2,400,000g purchase price
170,000g upkeep

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k thx bai

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Re: Katana deserve better
« Reply #34 on: October 01, 2014, 01:54:09 AM »
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1 Yen = 1 Gold

Dat Calradian inflation.

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Re: Katana deserve better
« Reply #35 on: October 01, 2014, 02:14:28 AM »
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I SMELL NECKBEARD

Cthulu, god of tentacle rape and neckbeards, hereby offers support to the katana question.

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Re: Katana deserve better
« Reply #36 on: October 01, 2014, 06:33:23 AM »
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Cthulu, god of tentacle rape and neckbeards, hereby offers support to the katana question.

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http://1d4chan.org/wiki/Katanas_are_Underpowered_in_d20

i have added this to the list

btw i HIGHLY RECOMMEND reading through all of those x are underpowered in y's because they're all fan fucking tastic
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Re: Katana deserve better
« Reply #37 on: October 01, 2014, 10:53:52 AM »
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But does it blend?
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Re: Katana deserve better
« Reply #38 on: October 20, 2014, 11:48:20 AM »
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Buff the Katana.

God wills it.

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Re: Katana deserve better
« Reply #39 on: October 25, 2014, 02:10:06 PM »
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Obviously I should be posting this but bleh!!!

Good to see another Katana thread.


Also the new hit Japanese superiority topic is Yumi vs Long Bow.
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Re: Katana deserve better
« Reply #40 on: October 25, 2014, 02:14:35 PM »
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Really though, buff damascus steel!!!
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Re: Katana deserve better
« Reply #41 on: October 28, 2014, 11:29:29 PM »
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Like when they unite all the Jedi on Dantooine and then eat their force?

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Re: Katana deserve better
« Reply #42 on: November 15, 2014, 11:24:57 PM »
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Lol, one more of these "katana so great irl" threads

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Re: Katana deserve better
« Reply #43 on: February 09, 2015, 10:08:48 PM »
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I think the big boy hitting nagasaki, was actually tip fitted with a katana to slice the atoms. This is how the muricans created a nuke with just TNT.

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Re: Katana deserve better
« Reply #44 on: February 10, 2015, 04:09:42 PM »
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I once saw a katana lance shooting lasers cut straight through a tank.



So did I, that game was awesome...
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