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Squash the french!
« on: August 25, 2011, 07:03:11 AM »
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The IV Legion is mopping up the French. Enlist today and you get:

o Mail Coif
o Leather Gloves (handmade by the skilled Afgoonistanians of Ayn Assuadi)
o Red Tunic over Mail shirt
o Russian Cavalry boots or Mail Chausses

We will arm you with:

o A good sword, and Sheild!
o Bows, Crossbows, or Darts!
o Bastard swords
o Spears and Pikes!


Skilled horsemen will be provided for with lances, good helms, and armour. Soldiers who excel on the battlefield will be justly rewarded!



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Re: Squash the french!
« Reply #1 on: August 25, 2011, 09:12:41 AM »
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They mostly haven't been showing up, sadly. Hopefully you guys get some better fights than we've been getting!
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Re: Squash the french!
« Reply #2 on: August 25, 2011, 02:29:28 PM »
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Damn , I'm so afraid

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Re: Squash the french!
« Reply #3 on: August 25, 2011, 09:26:33 PM »
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Damn , I'm so afraid

That's fairly obvious.

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Re: Squash the french!
« Reply #4 on: August 25, 2011, 09:28:56 PM »
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In this community,if you cheat,which is the ultimate crime to do in a game,you can buy a second cd key and everything is fine,but if you troll you get a permaban and be in danger for a second one,fair isn`t it?

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Re: Squash the french!
« Reply #5 on: August 25, 2011, 10:48:29 PM »
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Re: Squash the french!
« Reply #6 on: August 25, 2011, 11:15:51 PM »
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We will arm you with:

o A good sword, and Sheild!
o Bows, Crossbows, or Darts!
o Bastard swords
o Spears and Pikes!


ok but i wonder how many ranged you'll get without munition... (arrow/ bolt...)

So the new response to ranged ragers is not "get a shield", it is "learn to chamber ranged nub!"
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Re: Squash the french!
« Reply #7 on: August 25, 2011, 11:37:22 PM »
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True greek.

hey blondin i have a tip for u man

If u install your software in french version,THEY RUN A LOT FASTER

W0L0L0000000000
 
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Re: Squash the french!
« Reply #8 on: August 26, 2011, 05:18:22 AM »
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hey blondin i have a tip for u man

If u install your software in french version,THEY RUN A LOT FASTER

W0L0L0000000000

hah! good one.

i noticed this too late or I might have been around to help ya Mac

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Re: Squash the french!
« Reply #9 on: August 26, 2011, 11:56:54 AM »
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hey blondin i have a tip for u man

If u install your software in french version,THEY RUN A LOT FASTER

W0L0L0000000000

At least they will not take you your jokes, it's free!

Btw did you know that all joke about greeks are talking of homosexuality?




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Re: Squash the french!
« Reply #10 on: August 26, 2011, 10:26:28 PM »
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At least they will not take you your jokes, it's free!

Btw did you know that all joke about greeks are talking of homosexuality?

what

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Re: Squash the french!
« Reply #11 on: August 26, 2011, 10:49:33 PM »
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At least they will not take you your jokes, it's free!

Btw did you know that all joke about greeks are talking of homosexuality?


please tell me one.
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Re: Squash the french!
« Reply #12 on: August 26, 2011, 11:06:29 PM »
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please tell me one.

Once upon a time a greek old man, a  young turk and a old croatian decided to follow their catholic croatian friend to show them around the church and sat down inside a church.

The croatian whispered to the turk, are you okay with being in a church considering you are a muslim. Turk said yes, Islam is all about peace, harmony and understanding. Then the croatian asked if the Greek is okay being inside a church considering he is a jew. The greek said ''Yes it suits me just perfectely to be inside this catholic church, the catholics and i share alot in common...OH LOOK A YOUNG MAN!''.

*Pulls down pants and runs after the young college student*.

THE END!
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Re: Squash the french!
« Reply #13 on: August 27, 2011, 04:32:19 PM »
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Once upon a time a greek old man, a  young turk and a old croatian decided to follow their catholic croatian friend to show them around the church and sat down inside a church.

The croatian whispered to the turk, are you okay with being in a church considering you are a muslim. Turk said yes, Islam is all about peace, harmony and understanding. Then the croatian asked if the Greek is okay being inside a church considering he is a jew. The greek said ''Yes it suits me just perfectely to be inside this catholic church, the catholics and i share alot in common...OH LOOK A YOUNG MAN!''.

*Pulls down pants and runs after the young college student*.

THE END!
What is this, I don't even

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Re: Squash the french!
« Reply #14 on: August 27, 2011, 04:34:01 PM »
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What is this, I don't even

It's a 5-star story that's what it is!
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