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hire me as your elite bodyguard

You're actually getting there now. Soon.jpg

Tristan is as unreliable as ever. My one complaint is why my character is 2h. Polearm masterrace m8. Also Heavy weapons are the greatest thing in this game, especially since dex can only be trained by using dex weapons in combat. To train strength all you have to do is fill a guy up with iron, then fill up another guy with iron and have him carry the guy with iron while both wear traders backpacks full of iron and just follow a big enough patrol.

My favorite screenshot from old version back on the old map. My guy going at some bandits with a fragmentation axe.
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I think I'll try to get back into Kenshi again. Was having some fun with battle brothers, but now is the time for a warriors rise. Need a break from watching so much Iron Fist of course.

In the last episode I finally made you a polearm. Going to set everyone up with cutting weapons to get dex up since cutting works on dex. I personally still will be wielding planks and etc but without any dex that shit sucks. I do need to make myself a real weapon since I'm still using a club but I'm not sure what I want to use. Jittes look badass though. Basically look like clubs but they're sexy and do a ton of blunt damage.

Dat screenshot tho. Almost seems like a different game.
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So after the last episode, I said fuck it and decided to retreat and lick our wounds. Went back north but didn't want to go the same way I took to get to LAst Stand so I went through Vain, the hiver's territory. Easier stuff to handle if things went wrong along with plenty of hive villages to get supplies from if needed.

Resolving to get better gear and stronger people, I went back north. Crossing through Vain definitely was a different experience, prettier too. The local wildlife is easier to see and take pictures of for people back home.

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Shhh. They're sleeping.

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Oh fuck they heard us. RUN!

Ran to the hive village and started fighting them as the hive warriors came out in droves to help us out.

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Skinned them all and then went across the river (which is acidic. Everything in Vain is acidic now. Dang) to set up camp. Tristan made a friend too.

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He was doing alright fighting the beak thing but couldn't keep it up. His new friend then started to eat him.

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After stepping in and finishing it off (and skinning it ofc), we set up camp.

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While everyone else was resting, Heskey and I fought a baby beak thing for some training plus to clear out a nearby beak thing nest.

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And the beak thing nest had some loot that we picked up and sold.

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The egg sold for 1.5k so that wasn't a bad pickup. Wonder if there's a way to hatch it and train your own baby beak thing. I'd so do that. They're adorable when they're sleeping.

We kept heading north going along the river in Vain, hitting all the villages as we went which had terrible supplies and they pretty much are identical in looks and supplies. We fought more beak things but no gorillos. Only saw one but it went on its merry way before being swarmed by other beak things. RIP.

As we made it out of the Vain and near our stomping grounds in the Hub, we came upon a large gathering of dust bandits.

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I avoided them and went around to the Hub to heal everyone up first. Then it was time to hit them and hit them hard.

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The first dust bandit patrol (along with a hungry bandit patrol that wanted in on the fun) was decimated pretty quickly. We looted everyone, sold it back at the Hub, healed up and then went back out.

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We got dis. Avoided the large group and chipped away at the stranglers before hitting up the group that rallied back at their campgrounds. And they knew exactly who we were.

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Okran's breast indeed. A lot of looting and selling occurred here and I decided to do research and make new weapons for Tristan (ringed sabre), Voncrow (Naginata) and Jona (Naginata as well). Got lucky with Voncrow and Jona as they got catun weapons and Trist's sabre was re fitted. Apparently to make even better stuff I am going to need ancient research books so that's going to be fun but for now I'll keep hoping for those crits. 

After having everyone rest up, I decide to do research. I noticed another dust bandit camp nearby so everyone else is sent to check it out. We do the same tactics with the first camp. Draw them out and fight stragglers. However this time around a larger group sticks together but I decide I can try.

So they charge in.

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Dynamics is the first to go down and not one of theirs has gone down yet. Not good.

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THe fight goes on and we're dropping a few dust bandits while holding with the other 4. Things are looking up.

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Then Jona and Voncrow go down almost simultaneously. Tristan and Heskey are left to hold while very outnumbered.

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Heskey goes down next but Dynamics gets back up. The dust bandit swarm is thinning.

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And Dynamics is swatted down for the second time. Tristan is doing his best solo and actually holding up pretty well with those odds.

But he can't hold out forever and he too falls.

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The dust bandits loot food from everyone but Heskey. Not sure why they left Heskey alone.

But Dynamics is not willing to stay down. He gets up for the third time.

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He is outnumbered but very much pissed off.

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He drops a couple dust bandits as he keeps blocking and attacking. Fighting for his life as well as his food.

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He beat that group solo before a couple stragglers come along hoping to pick him off.

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They do not.

So the lesson here is ... do not fuck with Dynamic's food.

He returns Jona's food first.

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And then everyone eventually gets back up and Tristan heals everyone up as I diligently keep researching. The looting begins and I take everything to the rebel base outside the Hub. However this does run into a snag.

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If its not dust bandits, its hungry bandits. They swarm the rebel base's bar and its a fight to survive as the guards watch the fight with bored expressions on their faces.

As people start to drop, I drop the researching and run to the bar to assist. Heskey is now the final survivor as he keeps trying to dodge, kick and punch his way to freedom.

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I make it to the bar but Heskey had been bested by the time I arrived so I played cleanup on the remainders. As the fight was going on the guards were cleaning up. I was healing people up as the guards were still cleaning up the bodies inside.

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At this point enough was enough. Time for rest and to go back to the Hub. Unfortunately we were ambushed by a small group of dust bandits and wiped out. They took the food (not Heskey's though.. again). In our weakened state, it was too much. We limped our way back to the Hub and rested while I bought new food for everyone.

And it ends there for now. I plan to go north still to get new recruits and perhaps some animals. Once Tasa Clan has enough members an outpost will be setup soon. That goal is still going to be achieved. But we're getting to the point where we can start holding our own. Not against spiders but fuck spiders.
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General Off Topic / Re: Drum and bass is silly
« Last post by Gurgumul on Today at 01:26:19 AM »
it's ok if you make a song and it gets qualified as drum and bass by some external people

but if you make a song specifically with the intention of making drum and bass, seek medical attention
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General Off Topic / Re: Drum and bass is silly
« Last post by Asheram on Today at 01:09:11 AM »
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Know its been a while but I have been playing. Tasa Clan has been making its mark in Kenshi. Unfortunately this episode Kenshi made more of a mark on Tasa Clan than the other way around. We'll see how many scars we pick up along the way here.

So last time I was on my way out the swamp to go further south after looting everyone I could and making Tasa Clan a lot richer than when I set out. The dust bandit horde was no longer there (the game updated so I imported. lame but yeah) but never fear... there's always another group of people wanting to stab us with the pointy end.

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Sheks.. they're adorable racists.

Fortunately for us, we were not alone since a Shek Kingdom patrol was nearby to save our asses from the Kral's Chosen patrol. How nice.

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We fought.

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And tristan was the only one to go down. Nice.

However, sticking around to loot and heal up meant the kral's chosen were getting back up and the shek kingdom patrol had disappeared. They seemed to have a problem with us.

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Things quickly got out of control.

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Then we got wiped out.

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But we're stubborn. We got right back up.

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Damn right Heskey, damn right.

After beating the stragglers that were still around after the ones that actually beat us up were gone, we ran.

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Set up a camping site at the top of a cliff with some campfires going. Was nice even though Heskey was taking forever to get there.

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Its just a broken leg Heskey. Get over here faster mang.

It overlooked a ruin but there was nothing there of interest or even there at all. No bodies or loot. Just a ruin in the middle of the desert.

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Not really sure whats up with that but eh. Some exploration while I wait for the meatbags to heal up.

I will say this though, night time is pretty in the desert.

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But maybe.. that's no moon.

Regardless, after camping out for the night, we kept moving south. And finally we hit a town. Last Stand. A very interesting name for a town but hey a town with a bar and beds. I'll take it especially after having to avoid a group of 7 skin spiders to get to it. I'll definitely take it.

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I was on my way to get more food and drop off loot when I noticed a skirmish happening near the town. A squad of berserkers and Kral's Chosen were fighting and I was eager to get their loot. So naturally I went over there to stay nearby and then loot their bodies. But of course.. we got dragged into it. And that went as well as you might think.

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At least someone was enjoying themselves.

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But after finally waking up and healing everyone I slowly dragged everyoneto the bar to rest in the beds on the second floor. And then looted while they slept.

But a swarm of skin spiders decided to attack while I was doing this and I didn't even know. I just saw the bodies outside the walls.

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And one had a 1k bounty. Might as well try and see if I can get the payout. A bit weird but if it works might as well I guess right?

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And it worked. Lmao. That skin spider does not fit in that cage though. Need a bigger cage.

So another swarm attacked as I was finishing things up in LAst Stand with supplies and they actually dropped some of the shek warriors. THey still got wiped but damn those guys are tough mofos so I was surprised. Spiders are not to be fucked with.

So I continued my way south. Might as well continue the trek. Found an abandoned outpost filled to the brim with random loot.

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Wonder why it was called Old Frontlines.

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Maybe that was why. Oh fuck. GOddamn spiders.

And of course they get hungry after kicking our asses.

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In a stroke of luck we get saved by berserkers who in turn kick my ass while I try to heal people in the lull.

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Wunderbar.

Fortunately for us though, we drag everyone to the back of the town and camp out long enough to go near the crater nearby and fight beak things. So basically I said fuck this place. I had my fill. The spiders did me in.

So like I said Kenshi made its mark on us. We got our asses fully whupped. Goddamn spiders. So for the next episode we're heading north to get our asses in gear and maybe recruit new people since I still haven't found new people to recruit.
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General Discussion / Re: hey what's going on
« Last post by partyboy on Today at 12:51:18 AM »
I'm really glad people got mass banned for using slurs, I tried to do the exact same thing during my 20 minutes of being an admin, except also with homophobia and misogyny!

anways great to hear you're still all scum, also fuck you
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General Off Topic / Drum and bass is silly
« Last post by Gurgumul on Today at 12:31:42 AM »
Every drum and bass (drum'n'bass if you want to sound cool) track contains that loop of drums that goes "pap pap paparapap".
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Trying to understand what's with all the hype about such mediocre genre, I read some highly scientifical articles, and I hereafter thereby conclude the following:
1. People who appreciate dnb are just dummies looking for a hugbox. They come up with rules and stuff to make the genre look very sophisticated and "technical". Unable to appreciate real music, they created their own genre with their own rules, and called it really advanced. They envy people who can actually play music, and they secretly wish they could get the approval of listeners, so instead they get approval of other people like them and suck each others' e-peens.

2. Those people are also elitist pricks. Wikipedia says "Drum and bass exhibits a full frequency response which can only be appreciated on sound systems which can handle very low frequencies, including sub-bass frequencies that are often felt more than heard." It's a DnB thing, you wouldn't understand. You mainstream pleb.

3. That drum loop is really rather annoying and I can't understand why they stick to it so much.

4. People who know all the drum and bass subgenres are comparably autistic to people who know all the metal subgenres.

5. I'm not chocolate chip cookie or anything, but people who like drum and bass are filthy untermensch.
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General Discussion / Re: Help me decide what weapon is best for me.
« Last post by Kratos on March 25, 2017, 11:29:12 PM »
Gods for some reason this was the best necro ever
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General Discussion / Re: Help me decide what weapon is best for me.
« Last post by Yeldur on March 25, 2017, 11:00:37 PM »
fuck you cyber i spent ages writing out a long paragraph on what he was doing wrong only to find that it was a necro post you scum bastard i am going to go fucking hang myself now goodbye
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... and all the other things floating around out there / Re: Lands of Lords
« Last post by Vibe on March 25, 2017, 09:52:38 PM »
Damn those little houses look so cute I wanna play this shit. Is it any good?

Yeah it is. It's a bit slow at start but the depth is incredible and there's a lot to manage and control, if you want. The game reaches so many different levels gameplay, all the way up from politics and diplomacy at the Kingdom and Empire levels of Crusader Kings 2 down to little details of what kind of resource materials you'll use to craft for example hammers in your tool workshop, ala Anno games.
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