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Messages - Kadeth

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the europeon don`t know  a thing,try say sugestion fix but the fix is remove the europe,  burn in the hel

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General Off Topic / Re: The Ogre - A Short Story By Rando
« on: Today at 06:49:03 AM »
I was only nine years old. I loved Shrek so much, I had all the merchandise and movies. I'd pray to Shrek every night before I go to bed, thanking for the life I've been given. "Shrek is love", I would say, "Shrek is life". My dad hears me and calls me a bundle of sticks. I knew he was just jealous for my devotion of Shrek. I called him a cunt. He slaps me and sends me to go to sleep. I'm crying now and my face hurts. I lay in bed and it's really cold. A warmth is moving towards me. I feel something touch me. It's Shrek. I'm so happy. He whispers in my ear, "This is my swamp". He grabs me with his powerful ogre hands, and puts me on my hands and knees. I spread my ass-cheeks for Shrek. He penetrates my butthole. It hurts so much, but I do it for Shrek. I can feel my butt tearing as my eyes start to water. I push against his force. I want to please Shrek. He roars a mighty roar, as he fills my butt with his love. My dad walks in. Shrek looks him straight in the eye, and says, "It's all ogre now". Shrek leaves through my window. Shrek is love. Shrek is life.

still brings a tear to my eye

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General Off Topic / Re: Am I racist? 2.0
« on: Today at 01:56:03 AM »
haven't seen any oberyn-tier insults for a while, might be time to lock the thread

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At the end of the day, Cassi IS a good player

Then why didn't she defeat rando even once in an FT7?

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General Off Topic / Re: heavy metal thread (no normies allowed)
« on: August 20, 2018, 03:01:16 AM »
I dont like too brutal shit ,i am half normie cant share mayhem song here.

Muted. Banned.

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General Off Topic / Re: heavy metal thread (no normies allowed)
« on: August 20, 2018, 02:04:32 AM »
Omg normies out

for every normie non-metal video posted, it's your duty to retaliate with the most BRUTAL song you can find yuhmaz

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General Discussion / Re: Draw Voncrow IRL
« on: August 17, 2018, 08:26:38 AM »
bump

visitors can't see pics , please register or login

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General Discussion / Re: LoomPoints
« on: August 17, 2018, 05:59:00 AM »
i`m so sorry for the boredom you're experiencing knightmare. allow me to spruce things up in you`re life by challenging u to an ft7 for all those looms/gold

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Scheduling / Re: so did the 3v3 tourney happen?
« on: August 17, 2018, 01:03:21 AM »
yes and i won

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without the boys? heresy

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General Discussion / Re: afina
« on: August 16, 2018, 01:01:00 AM »
cokc and balls in the mouth,idiots

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General Off Topic / Re: The Ogre - A Short Story By Rando
« on: August 15, 2018, 05:39:23 AM »
actual footage of the ogre destroying peter:


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General Discussion / Re: Yeldur + polkafranzi = homosexuals
« on: August 14, 2018, 12:39:12 AM »
admins, unleash the yuhmaz on these my old friends

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General Discussion / Re: Dear Rando
« on: August 13, 2018, 10:26:15 AM »
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General Discussion / Re: Name one reason to be alive in 2018.
« on: August 12, 2018, 11:19:27 PM »
I vow to Protect every Gamer,
I vow to Defend every Gamer,
I vow to Respect every Gamer,
and I vow to Commend every Gamer.

I am best friends with every single person in the world who identifies as Gamer, and I will NOT stand for any injustice that is done upon them. You better believe that, and mark it down as fact too, because it absolutely is: 100% true.

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