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General Discussion / Re: The ilLoominati point lounge

« on: April 25, 2018, 11:10:59 PM »

His link should look like:

http://c-rpg.net/index.php?page=marketplacetrade&id=813275


My guess is he went to the "my offers" tab to get the link.

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General Discussion / Re: The ilLoominati point lounge

« on: April 25, 2018, 09:56:56 PM »

Lol, Witch did all the work and answered first. Feel free to only award him for his response.



But if you're feeling particularly generous and have lps to spare...

http://c-rpg.net/index.php?page=marketplacetrade&id=813274

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General Discussion / Re: The ilLoominate point lounge

« on: April 25, 2018, 04:36:16 PM »

1 loompoint for the first correct answer

"why are you not playing crpg right now"

He asked for an answer, not for you to crack the code. That said, my answer is "because I am at work right now." 

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General Off Topic / Re: covers, that are better than the original

« on: April 25, 2018, 04:26:43 PM »

Not necessarily better than the originals, but not bad.

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Game Admin Feedback / Re: [AUSTRALIA] Kadeth

« on: April 23, 2018, 05:30:09 PM »

rando showed me this beauty a while ago, sums up everything you need to know about this beautiful country

Please tell me that you're capable of such a display of aussie culture.

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Events & Tournaments / Re: NA 3v3 TOURNAMENT! 4/29

« on: April 22, 2018, 01:00:44 AM »

LOOKING FOR TEAM

What say we 2v3 these nabs?

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Game Admin Feedback / Re: [AUSTRALIA] Kadeth

« on: April 20, 2018, 05:29:45 PM »

the best chance you've got is to grab hold of both front legs and spread as hard as you can- if you are lucky you might separate their sternum and be able to escape

...what? I'm guessing they've got some genetic deformity that gives them a weak sternum or something?

Anyways, story time: An old friend of my dad's worked as a mailman (worked in a city where he walked door to door, didn't drive from mailbox to mailbox), and rather stereotypically, two dogs attacked him one day (this was back before leash laws existed). Now, this dude was absolutely ripped and when the first dog jumped at him he grabbed it by the jaws and king konged the mofuckah.

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After the first one dropped dead, the second dog ran away. The end.

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Unban Essays / Re: Havelle's Unban Essay

« on: April 20, 2018, 05:08:43 PM »

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General Discussion / Re: YEAH uuuuuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

« on: April 19, 2018, 11:48:28 PM »

I've grown up in white ghetto so alike American black neighbourhoods, so alike we beat them in basketball despite  the fact white guys can't jump

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General Discussion / Re: Just some fun facts about the corrazinas no one will care about

« on: April 19, 2018, 05:24:28 PM »

If anyone still here seriously browses subforum by subforum, and doesn't just click on "Show unread posts since last visit" then I don't even know what you're doing with your life.

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Game Admin Feedback / Re: [AUSTRALIA] Kadeth

« on: April 19, 2018, 05:21:33 PM »

Valid point. Though in all my years wandering about the forest I've never stumbled on a bear.

You need to get out more, or something. There are plenty of sightings down here in my small section of murica (CT), they've even been spotted on the trails I frequent. Just last fall my brother invited me to go mountain biking with him one day, I declined as I was busy, and he ran into a bear. I coulda seen a mofuckin bear damnit! Around here that's like a badge of courage.

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Diplomacy / Re: NA PLAYER LEARNS 5 CRAZY TRICKS! HOW TO BE AN ELITE EU STRAT PLAYER!!!!!!

« on: April 19, 2018, 05:06:40 PM »

This is where we don't see things the same. For us it was clear we just wanted to get the garbage village battles that would take about 2 minutes anyway out of the way. On EU people usually don't reinforce a village so those are not real battles anyway and we assumed this would be the case on NA as well. We had one battle in a village during decent time for NA and it made zero difference. We lost nothing taking it:

http://c-rpg.net/?page=strategusbattlesarchive#!?page=strategusinfobattledetail&id=309

Why should battles like these be pushed to good times when we can have the actual big battles at these times? The window where EU and NA can both fight is very small, that battle was 2:40AM for me...

Well, idk what you guys do in EU, but some of NAs best battles have been fought in villages. Village battles are arguably the best since the defenders barely have an advantage*, and fighting in a village provides a little more excitement than just running at each other in a wide open field. You use the fact that the villages were poorly-geared as your excuse for taking them at shitty times (a fact which you couldn't have known prior to attacking anyways), and yet in the one battle you linked it shows decent enough roster sizes, with the main factor in the battle ending so quickly being that you guys had MORE mercs. Maybe if you didn't repeatedly steal villages at shitty times you'd have maintained roster superiority and allowed us to have some real battles. Needless to say if you hadn't sniped all of the "shitty villages" at shitty times then the defending faction(s) could have reinforced with gear and troops to prevent you from taking them, putting up a good fight and giving us some good battles in the meantime. You're still just looking for excuses to claim EU superiority even in the face of crushing defeat.

*map-dependent, of course

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General Discussion / Re: king longshanks kills philip rip

« on: April 19, 2018, 04:53:16 PM »

(click to show/hide)

Just remove the v at the end. Fixed for you.

Also posting it here made it larger and easier to read, noice.

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Game Admin Feedback / Re: [AUSTRALIA] Kadeth

« on: April 19, 2018, 06:56:02 AM »

Well sorry Mr. Smartypants, wasn't expecting to run into a dinosaur know-it-all on the crpg forums (other than my main man Bronto, for obvious reasons). But I stand by my statement, velociraptors did indeed have the large claw, they're just not as big as portrayed in jurassic park (doesn't mean the cassowary can't be a relative of the velociraptor, and therefore the deinonychus).

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Diplomacy / Re: NA PLAYER LEARNS 5 CRAZY TRICKS! HOW TO BE AN ELITE EU STRAT PLAYER!!!!!!

« on: April 19, 2018, 06:49:58 AM »

Turns out the at most 20 guys left on EU on a dead strat cant be arsed carrying on trying to get some battles on NA when all battles early hours or early morning with crap ping and outnumbered heavily.

If anyone thinks that proves anything they must be really struggling for things to feel good about.

Yeah, how DARE the NA scrubs sign against the guys taking their feifs at noon on a workday? The GALL of some players... so UNGRATEFUL for these free battles being provided.