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General Discussion / Re: post urself irl
« on: February 16, 2019, 02:31:48 AM »

That's me in real life.

General Discussion / Re: Top 5 NA all time lists
« on: January 29, 2019, 01:12:17 AM »
Top 5 people who betrayed The One True Ruler of All chadzia (erm, that's me dumbasses):

5)Viscount (or whatever his name is now- he's changed it about 40 times.. and so would I if I talked shit like him): Appointed by James as a sort of tribute, he was supposed to follow my army on campaign.  He didn't.  He Quick Marched everywhere and wouldn't listen to a thing I said despite being noob.  He explained how he knew much more than me.  More of an idiot that a traitor I guess.

4)Bruttus: Joined the 13K in it's infancy, then essentially tried to usurp power from me.  Took all the members to tell him to fuck off before he quit.  Then he joined HCE and posted extremely odd and pathetic and embarrassingly stupid crap, making us look worse than we actually were.

3)JayJrod: Was a freakin hero for the faction, but then he felt bad he pretty much single handedly defeated a Mirthrim 2K shiny army attacking a peasant village.  So he took Yruma Castle (which I had just gifted him for his valiance) and handed it over to the Evil Mithrim bunch.  Because they played other games together.  I would have been more pissed off, but it led to some of the greatest manoeuvring and counter manoeuvring ever seen in Strat.  And, despite the clever moves by the Mithrim bunch, we out smarted them and probably would have won back the castle if not for

2)sJimmy: At the very beginning he screwed up by not having his night time settings when we tried recap Yruma castle.  Due to a gawdawful 4 am battle or something, I just ceded the attack and let JayJrod keep is ill gotten castle.  Then I gave sJimmy Curaw, and he reset it to crap gear, and eventually left Curaw (which he was kind enough to leave to me) and attacked my vassals.  Of course, he was just following the orders of

1)Dutchy: Pretty much surrendered when I first attacked him; we turned it into an XP fight.  Little did I know he only accepted my suzerainty to buy time.  Acre had been constantly attacking his fiefs, so by joining me, that stopped.  Then he talked me into giving Sjimmy Curaw, and to keep the peace, I did.  Then I spent the rest of my time trying to keep the peace between Acre and his people.  Then he went to Europe, and came back with massive shiny armies.  He then plotted with the Mithrimers to all attack at the same time.  It worked.  Being drunk, I got stupid angry and said fuck it and acted like a whiny child and let my possessions fall.  We got crushed... but, still love the guy, and he probably is the best strat player out there, but, being Australian, he has no honour.

Honourable Mention-  King James of Acre: Well, not actually a traitor, but made my life miserable by constantly telling me sJimmy and Dutchy were going to betray me.  Every time I gave them something, he bitched and whined and tried throw monkey wrenches in the works.  I even tried him for treason, but his lawyer got him off.  But those 3 am steam messages telling me I was a dumbass loser who was destroying cRpg got old.  I guess it was less treachery and more prescience.

So, sorry for living in the past, but that was probably the only chance I had of owning a swathe of the map.  We all know my fighting skills are not too inspiring, and my leadership leaves a lot to be desired, and my BO is curious at best.  But from what I've read and seen, it was probably the most dramatic Strat ever.  Novel worthy, I'd say, but then Rando would tear a strip off me for being too RPish.  Fuckin Rando- any word on when he'll be banned next?

Announcements / Re: you to decide
« on: January 18, 2019, 04:00:48 AM »
I still don't understand why throwers were nerfed to the ground while unhistorical and unbalanced long mauls are a thing.

Announcements / Re: you to decide
« on: January 15, 2019, 03:27:37 AM »
Every time Bryggan complains about throwing nerfs I personally nerf his throwing another 10%
C'mon James, you know I suck at melee, so at least I used to get points with a lucky throw or two.

But now I'm hooked on Post Scriptum.  WW2 extremely team based game, and very, very immersive if you are a WW2 buff.  Not very arcadey, so if you like run and gun you won't like this.

Announcements / Re: you to decide
« on: January 15, 2019, 03:25:11 AM »
I am actually trying this thing called "Real Life".
Not a big thing at tje start, but after crpg's death i've got some joy with it, actually i am stucking at some lvls and wish crpg was back  :cry:
I tried that, but while the graphics are good I found advancement too hard... no matter how much I grind.

Announcements / Re: you to decide
« on: January 13, 2019, 04:46:04 AM »
Out of boredom I hopped on DTV.  I see throwing was nerfed even further.  Just trying to fuck over the hybrids.  6 ammo is not a lot, especially since the slow moving throwing weapons are easy to dodge when a player is aware of them.  They are designed to kill fleeing archers... and slow down 2 hand tin cans.  It takes like 5 chest shots to kill a tin can with masterwork jarids.

My advice is go back to vicinity xp.  That would nerf range since they would miss out on a lot of xp.  It's also great for new players and low level gents since they can jump in the battle and gain good xp for the little they can contribute.

Strategus General Discussion / Re: You gotta come back.
« on: December 16, 2018, 05:43:08 PM »
Nah, I'm not.

Strategus General Discussion / You gotta come back.
« on: December 12, 2018, 08:48:54 AM »
I tried playing native, and it sucks- just a range fest.  So I'm gonna attack AFK fiefs until you fuckers fight me.  The Mad Emperor is back!

General Discussion / Re: Last words from all c-rpg gamers.
« on: December 12, 2018, 06:44:58 AM »
Scoundrels!  If I was to go on an AFK killing spree, would you come back? You did last time.

General Discussion / Throwing?
« on: November 28, 2018, 07:47:01 AM »
hey, where are the bitch posts about throwing?  I've seen so many about bows, x-bows and cav, but none about throwing.  Pure throwers are a joke class, especially the pure throwers.  Anyone who can tell their A from their D can dodge and kill.  A thrower does less damage than an Xbow but requires being closer.  So why the nerf?  And don't go on about the melee buff.  It is a big boost, but most throwers throw or are hybrids.  Hybrids have throwing to take on archers or cav, plus the few idiotic melee guys who run in a straight line.  Throwers throw and run.

But seriously.. who bitched?  Who considered throwing a cancer on c-Rpg?  Gimme a link. I've read all the whining about cav and archers and X-bows, but i have never seen an anti-throwing post.  SO WHY DID THIS HAPPEN?  DOES SAN HATE THROWERS PERSONALLY. PLEASE JUSTIFY THIS RASH DECISION THAT HAS ONLY MADE YOU ENEMIES AND NOT ANY FRIENDS

General Discussion / Re: Last words from all c-rpg gamers.
« on: November 22, 2018, 07:25:18 AM »
simple statements of facts:

moddb doesn't matter

james hates filthy knickers

97% of you are trash players

LITERALLY prove me wrong, retards, and kill yourself if you disagree.

It's about time you all found yourself another mod.

Yeah, we all know I am a trash player, but I was having fun... plus making it more fun for noobs cuz I was the only veteran they could kill with ease.

General Discussion / Re: Last words from all c-rpg gamers.
« on: November 22, 2018, 06:45:55 AM »


General Discussion / Re: Patch Notes
« on: November 07, 2018, 01:19:06 AM »
How'd you manage to make throwing worse? The next patch should just remove throwing from the game entirely

I thought this patch just did.

I'm still not sure why they did this.  Throwers are few and far between, and pure throwers are generally easy to kill.  The several that they manage to land don't do a lot damage either unless they land a lucky headshot.

General Discussion / Re: Patch Notes
« on: November 05, 2018, 05:25:56 AM »
:mrgreen: :mrgreen:

You'll probably have to go for 100% throwing now, but see if theres any weapon that actually got good from the melee buffs. This is the point where the nerfs hit and forces you to specc out of hybrid into pure, until the point where there are complaints about ranged not doing any melee and so a new patch comes out essentially reverting back to hybrid builds being generally alright'ish and repeat.

Well, they gave the jarids a melee buff.  But they are just a stab and very, very short range.  But they can block, so very good for pure throwers.  But if I wanted to be pure ranged I would have gone xbow or archer.  I made this build to counter archers and cav, plus it's useful in strat where you can throw on the ladder at the polearm guys, and still be useful in melee mainly for blocking enemy attacks while your 2h or polearm buddy gets the kill.  It gives you terrible scores, but it really helps the team.

I'm just wondering what inspired this nerf?  Was it that there were too many throwers? Cuz I never saw that, unlike other ranged.  I think somebody was playing his Conan build and got that 5% chance head shot from a throwing weapon and rage-nerfed.

The accuracy was already nerfed, and then they took 30% of my ammo away.  After investing 7 skill points into throwing, what the fuck is the point of my character?  I demand a free respec so I can go 100% melee and bitch about archers and cav... and probably not play much anymore cuz I suck at duelling.

But seriously... who complained?  Throwers are still pretty rare.

General Discussion / Re: Patch Notes
« on: November 05, 2018, 02:07:25 AM »
I went from 6 to 4 jarids.  As a hybrid, I barely scratch armour with my jarids unless I get a headshot.  And, of course, everything I put in PT is taken away from my other skills (a point I futilely try to explain to duelers (and yes, I know I suck at duels no matter what the build)).

An archer pretty much does the same damage as a jarid does, and an X bow does more.  So this is absolute bullshit... unless you just want this whole community to be 2 hander/polearm... which you probably do.

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