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The Chamber of Tears / Re: Maybe FIX THE GAME?!
« on: October 22, 2018, 07:22:07 PM »
This was a great thread. Notice how the only people who upvoted him were EU? This is how simple most EU players are, glad they're gone and not influencing our game as much anymore.

over half the people on that list are eu and they are downvoting

eu is still a shitfest though

General Discussion / Re: Nerf Archery #meleelivesmatter
« on: October 22, 2018, 03:07:03 PM »
Cant we just remove Yeldur and enjoy the game?
die in a housefire u piece of trash

General Discussion / Re: We got a runner boys
« on: October 22, 2018, 02:10:55 AM »
youre either a newer player or have a shit memory so let me remind you retard

back in the day there were 2 rules considering horse archer

1)if you are a horse archer and last alive YOU HAVE TO GET OFF YOUR HORSE
2) you cant have 3 stacks of ammo

basically chadz the creator of this game realized what a cancer he had unleashed onto us when he did horse archery and put in safeguards because he loved the game and cared about our feelings. You have to remember crpg started as a melee only option because chadz understood how stupid archery is in a game with revolutionary combat for the time.

At any rate I don't know who you are or why you're a balancer but i hope you make tea, forget about it, take a sip and its cold and nasty and have to either make a new cup or put it in the micro

listen here buster u can call me a bundle of sticks and u can tell me im a bad balancer but dont u EVER joke about tea going cold alright YOU DON'T KNOW THE PAIN WE FEEL YOU WILL NEVER UNDERSTAND

ive played since 2013 but until c-rpg died and then revived i didnt really pay much (any) attention to the rules because i was too busy being a retard and being a cunt every chance i got with a bunch of other kremsies that did the same shit

General Discussion / Re: Nerf Archery #meleelivesmatter
« on: October 21, 2018, 08:21:57 PM »
how about you reveal to the PUBLIC your proposed changes and we will see if WE like it huh
how about you BLOW IT OUT YOUR ASS

on a more serious note:

We've not finalised anything yet and everything is still a debate, that's why I'm not posting any specifics, however I can say that at the moment we're looking at ammo counts and movement speeds.

General Discussion / Re: Nerf Archery #meleelivesmatter
« on: October 21, 2018, 08:16:52 PM »
We're making/debating/considering some changes to archery. Unfortunately archery is one of those classes that is very hard to balance; however, I think we've come to a decent solution that isn't a straight up nerf, but also changes playstyles a little and forces you to think more about where you want your direction to be.

does anyone here have gamer fuel for me i need to top up but i cant find any and now im really hungry and need some urGENYL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11!2"!"""""


General Discussion / Re: We got a runner boys
« on: October 21, 2018, 12:56:21 PM »
Very true hmm that is a bit unfair of me

Unfortunately the admins do not care about such delayers

Perhaps this thread can be used to talk about certain time wasters

For example why do horse archers no longer have to carry a melee weapon?
The rules state A weapon. Not a MELEE WEAPON. Maybe learn to read u FUCKIN NERD

Announcements / Re: Donkeys looking for new members (carrots guranteed)
« on: October 20, 2018, 08:30:53 PM »
Not going to lie; if I wasn't already in another job that I'm loving every minute of I would have jumped on an opportunity like this, I hope chadz and the rest of the team do better than last time in regards to this. Failure isn't failure, it is simply a learning opportunity to do better.

ok now back to being a retard like usual

fuck you dupre u BITCH

General Discussion / Re: hypocritical ruleset
« on: October 18, 2018, 07:09:22 PM »

more like



Announcements / Re: Donkeys looking for new members (carrots guranteed)
« on: October 17, 2018, 08:58:05 PM »
Can I just come over and take a friendship selfie with chadz zimke and cmp?

no sorry zimke is busy making a pair of his resolution gloves right now he cant stop work for even a millisecond

Announcements / Re: Donkeys looking for new members (carrots guranteed)
« on: October 17, 2018, 08:35:49 PM »
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dont steal my gif u fuckin homo bitch ass fuck bundle of sticks shit dick cunt loser my old friend FUCK or i will SNAP YOUR FUCKING NECK

Announcements / Re: Donkeys looking for new members (carrots guranteed)
« on: October 17, 2018, 06:06:02 PM »
That balancer tag on forums is probably regarded higher than a uni paper here tbh, so go ahead. Number of carrots depends on general skill, so you can only get that info after an interview.

We got a few donkeys from NA too.

Like Tydeus.

ok im now a donkey as i have the balancer tag i designate myself the title of global head retard and i will manage the retardation levels of the company to ensure they're always running at maximum efficiency

my salary will be 50 bags of cabbage a day

NA (Official) / Re: Ban Rando
« on: October 16, 2018, 11:39:19 PM »
if this is a meme then nice

if this is serious then seriously commit suicide you fucking autist. that level of retardation is worse than the kind that eu has

General Discussion / Re: SIEGE IS ALIVE
« on: October 16, 2018, 03:42:31 PM »
hey this is judie from hesse

i think the big siege field battles with the invisible castles are fun, but only when

1) the attackers don't spawn directly on top of the flag

2) the spawnpoints are just good in general

3) the flag isn't in a fucking river

give good field siege battles pl0x

give us what bannerlord couldn't - the ability to build our own castles by spamming siege shields and wooden stakes

i want the ability to R I D E  W I T H  M Y  F R I E N D S

Suggestions Corner / Re: 2h stab, you gotta admit
« on: October 15, 2018, 02:21:35 PM »
hey you ever get that feeling that ur not really feeling but you know u are?

thats what im feeling right now (but im not)

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