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General Discussion / Looking for a banner
« on: July 07, 2018, 01:14:12 AM »
With the return of Cassander, he's asked us to stop using Jesus Cassander as our banner. SO I'm gonna run a contest for someone to make us a new banner! With rewards!

General Themes (you don't have to use any of these, just to get the creative juice flowing):
Our strat faction is in the north, so anything themed around that might be nice
Pink could be a theme since we are the Pinkos
Dragons are cool
I like the color gold

1LP to the winner
1LP to the best designed
1LP to the funniest one

Winners of the award will be determined via a poll within my clan!

Diplomacy / Knightmare, prepare to get JELKED
« on: July 05, 2018, 04:10:05 AM »
Sorry Knightmare, you must be THIS tall to own Jelkala.
The fact that you own this city without even spending ANY PP besides boosting the tax to 20% is a crime against humanity. We will repurpose this city and give it to a man of true integrity and height. To anyone who tries to enter Jelkala on the Night of the Broken Manlets, you will be promptly intercepted by the Weaboo Hunk Squadron.

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General Discussion / New Balancers
« on: May 30, 2018, 02:12:38 AM »
We are looking for some new balancers, PM me if you are interested. We are looking for 1-3 people who will be active and help. We aren't looking to do any major overhauls, just minor equipment tweaks to improve the overall balance of the game.

Here's some stuff to include in your PM:
  • Why you're interested
  • Forms of expertise(coding, lots of experience in a weapon group, etc)
  • What things you think need to be rebalanced
  • Anything extra you can bring to the table

Have an expirement. Come one and all.

General Discussion / Opinion: turn off na1 and turn on na2
« on: May 22, 2018, 07:45:22 AM »
Battle is the objectively inferior game mode to siege, especially at low pop. I will to over the pros and cons of

  • multiple lives per round so you get to play more
  • objectives encourage team based gameplay
  • removes most troll builds as viable
  • overtime on flags is very intense

  • cav players get the shaft on some maps
  • ballistas

Based off my objective list, na1 should be turned off permanetly and na2 should be put up as the primary game mode

General Discussion / Choose Your Life Partner
« on: May 06, 2018, 05:28:54 AM »
Five contenders to be your life partner appear. You can only pick one, the rest will hunt you down. Choose wisely

Chester Otab
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YOU CAN ONLY CHOOSE ONE! THE REST WILL HUNT YOU DOWN! Discuss your decisions below friends :)

Events & Tournaments / NA 3v3 TOURNAMENT! 4/29
« on: April 19, 2018, 05:41:30 PM »
Grab some buds and show off your epeen!
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1. Teams of 3, you can sub once during the tourney if a player has to leave
2. 1 ranged per team
3. 1 crush through per team
4. 110k gold armor limit for the entire team, up to you on how to split that
5. STF characters only, we can check this. Looms are fine

Date: April 29th 2018
Time: 2pm PST
Location: NA3 or NA8 depending if its up or not

Team Name:
Team Members:
Contact Info:

First Place: Event Item
Second Place: 3lps
Third Place: 1lp
Possible xp rewards as well after I talk to dupre or professor again

uuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh can i get a uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhRando unmute?


As we all know, EU strat players are vastly superior to NA strat players in every single regard and could defeat all of NA without even breaking a sweat. Their superiority in all forms is unparalleled, so during their recent invasion in which they effortlessly took over the entire map I took some notes which I will share with you, a step by step on how to be the best in strategus and how to win EVERY TIME!

1. Form a mega faction. Now now now NA players, I'm not talking about NA megafactions. You need EVERY SINGLE EU PLAYER in this faction! You must also call NA players carebears during this and accuse them of all working together!

2. Abuse a bug to get millions of silver, then after the fact report it and all "quit" strategus! This is important to get better gear than anyone else AND make them think you stopped playing. Truly out maneuvering your opponents in 4d chess.

3. Sneak over the NA borders and attack enmasse at 4am, ensuring your opponent cannot show up to the battles. Extra points if you throw in a raid. During this, be sure to go in discord and on the forums and call NA players crybabies for wanting battles at decent times! If they change their night time settings, scream about it and how you just want battles at good times!

4. Now that you have your foothold be sure to have your entire faction change their night times for prime time NA! This ensure they cannot attack back and will make defending your fiefs easier!

5. Lose a singular battle and all rage quit. This is the most important step to the entire plan, and is essential to pulling off your domination in strategus. Since your opponent shows any form of resistance, something that is unfamiliar in EU since they all surrender and join the mega UIF faction, you must all surrender and scream about "dead mod" and how much you hate the game in the first place. Why would they attack at such a bad time for you anyways? You just wanted fun battles which is why you only attacked at 5am or earlier until night time settings forced you to play at a decent time for NA.

There you have it! 5 steps to become the best continent at strategus! Your dominance will be ensured and you can smugly laugh at everyone else and call them trash and crybabies after you rage quit! Good work!

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Diplomacy / The Age of Memes IS OVER
« on: March 30, 2018, 03:04:36 AM »
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The thudding of boots echoed throughout the land as the army approached the small village. Tristan and Kale stood overwatching the procession. "I tire of reading the same post by Arys over and over. Telling people to blow it out their ass and calling then neckbeards while his is the longest of all...." Kale remarked. "Then he has the gall to send Archibot to attack us. His meme faction has lasted long enough, let us end this." "Aye... There sint much that can be done" Tristan replied, drawing his blade and stirring his mule towards the motley collect of hovels on the horizon.

Enough is enough Arys, I'm coming for your village you tool. Hope you arent too drunk to sign a roster LOL!!?page=strategusinfobattledetail&id=2938

Diplomacy / Inquisition of the King Rat Himself
« on: March 23, 2018, 10:52:20 PM »
The Inquisition of the King Rat Davic Himself

1:42 PM - Evilmagic: hey boss
1:42 PM - Evilmagic: shoudl we go on an inqusition of the King Rat himself, Davic?
1:57 PM - Cassander: Sure
1:57 PM - Cassander: Can we "Question" him for hisvsins
2:06 PM - Evilmagic: as you wish my liege

WARNING: Picture is so ugly i almost vomited.. Look at own risk!
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The King Rat himself hordes the cheese in his stinky fief of Ruvar. I, brave rat slayer, have come to extinguish him and make him answer for his sins. He is a stupid rat, as the village doesnt even make cheese it makes barley. A stupid ugly rat cannot be allowed to live in the lands so close to the Holy River. The foolish babby king rat himself should make haste to run away if he doesnt wish to be caught in my elaborate mouse trap! Run to Dirigh Aban you cowardly fat rat!

Picture is gonna be me after capturing this big fat babby foolish rat king himself
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Faction Halls / The Triumvirate of the River Sint
« on: March 10, 2018, 11:09:43 PM »
The Triumvirate of the River Sint

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CALM was the day, and through the trembling air
Sweet breathing Zephyrus did softly play,
A gentle spirit, that lightly did delay
Hot Titan's beams, which then did glister fair;
When I whose sullen care,
Through discontent of my long fruitless stay
In prince's court, and expectation vain
Of idle hopes, which still do fly away
Like empty shadows, did afflict my brain,
Walked forth to ease my pain
Along the shore of silver streaming Sint,
Whose rutty bank, the which his river hems,
Was painted all with variable flowers,
And all the meads adorned with dainty gems,
Fit to deck maidens' bowers,
And crown their paramours,
Against the bridal day, which is not long:
      Sweet Sint, run softly, till I end my song.

The Glorious River Sint
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A small organization led by three members, they lay claim to their ancestral lands of the River Sint. We use strategy and diplomacy to make our way, but use force when necessary. Together we prosper and bask in the wealth of Sint

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Buy / looking for a +3 dagger
« on: January 28, 2018, 10:56:08 PM »
any type of dagger although long dagger preferrable

have 2lps + gold to trade

Diplomacy / Two Paths Diverge
« on: January 19, 2018, 01:38:40 PM »
The Calradian Confederacy Disbands

I sat on my horse riding south. We had just achieved VIC(Victory In Curaw) after a long arduous siege and I was heading home to Dhirim to get some well earned rest. Humming along, I heard the familiar neigh of a horse I'd seen thousands of times before. Turning in my saddle I saw my old friend and comrade Rando pull up alongside me.

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"Rando? Aren't you supposed to be staying in Curaw to run things? Why are you around here?" I asked concerned, fearing the worst.
"There's something I must tell you Tristan. Its nothin personell... But I'm leaving the Confederacy to join Frisia. I feel this is what I must do." Rando said in his usual demeanor. Strong cock and head sure, or was that the other way around? Regardless he had that tone in his voice where you know nothing you say will change his mind.

"What? " I asked, taken aback. "We just won a glorious battle. This is a time for celebration not to fragment and separate. Come, let us go to Dhirim together and share a drink to toast the great victory you, Albus, Sitvek, and I all shared."
"You don't understand. I'm not happy here and I wish to go join people more like me. I'm tired of our clan members banner hopping and showing disloyalty. Enough is enough I'm afraid." Rando replied, with a hint of alcohol on is breath.

I sat there for awhile riding in silence not knowing what to say. This is a man, if not a brother, who I had spent the last 4 years fighting with. Growing and learning, coming from no ones who couldn't hold a fief to owning multiple cities at once. Ones we had won through hard fought combat. Yet he's leaving us and all we've worked for to join someone else. I wish at that moment I could have been a better man. I wish I could say we separated amicably and that was that. Instead what followed were insults thrown at each other and two friends departing in anger. As his horse diverged down the road opposite mine I knew that this was the end of the Confederacy. My only choice is to follow the road I'm on to where it leads and hope that I can see my friend again.

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