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General Discussion / Old nerds are showing up!!!
« on: February 20, 2019, 11:23:31 PM »
Dave's efforts has been very fruitful.Look at the online users at bottom of site index,there you will encounter with nicks of old nerds.

I WELCOME YOU OLD NERDS,PLZ DONT GO AGAIN.(If you do go,take pogo with u)

Also feel free to shitpost loser no life m'ladies,take out ur fedoras,take ur monster and rejoice.

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Suggestions Corner / Npc players and their thought patterns
« on: February 19, 2019, 11:21:42 PM »
This article you are reading is deep investigation of archetypical thought patterns of normies like u(%85 chance) who have posted their suggested in this very board.

There is a  certain apparent similarity of suggestions have made so far.No doubt,no one will deny "nerf archers,two handed etc.","add magic to the game","add easier levelling","add single player" seeing somebody write one of those,or wanting himself one of those to be implemented.

Unique demands does not bother us,such ass "add lord of the rings shit","add flag carrier and new mod etc",vice versa this article deals with commonly suggested individualistic looking aforementioned robotic thought patterns.

Why?why?why?humans mind work as the same way?We are ppl all around the world entering this shitty mod,why we dont have our own different solution approaches?Education system and traditions etc.,are different in russia and poland.Can anyone explain why uther and some other russian normie have same thoughts,without even commencing into an dialogue,they can be in consensus.Their brain is like pantheist god,coexist in everyplace at once.


In conclusion,I believe we as humans and you as normies has no will ,we all are npcs.Le me gimme an example of this,if you have read this far,you are curious and you will not stop reading until the end,i will continue ending,now i want you to stop reading this if you are not a robot.Stop right here.And prove that you are not a robot and can give your own choices.

Sigh,knew you wouldnt stop,cuz you are just another robot,that has no will,wanna try again?ok stop rn.
See you have no choice,you are locked,you are a computer software that registers information,you are a npc realize it.

In conclusion,like all ppl who has shared dumb archetypal suggestions,the reader of this post is a robot as well,cuz he cant stop reading this,writer of this post is a robot too,i am not excluding myself from computer softwares.Everything in my point of view already determined million years ago.Its like we are a components of a clockwork.We tick and tack.

(I believe cassi's being trap has been determined 1000000 years ago ,even before dinasours her future of being a trap was determined by some forces unknown to us,and by some reasons alien to us).

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Events & Tournaments / When yuhmaz is gonna muted event!
« on: February 17, 2019, 10:55:09 PM »
I am getting muted frequently,about every month.In this new event participants will try to guess when yuhmaz getting banned next,aint gonna push the limits for my haters to lose their bet.

Participants must state :
One of the options in the poll,they need to write it here that's all.

Winners : will get random masterwork item.

(Admins cant participate,they can I love you)

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General Off Topic / Flirting tactics
« on: February 17, 2019, 10:07:00 PM »
Should i marry someone ,who has been in the same elavator with me ,got close to me as near as 5 inch (iykwimean),smiled and winked at me,said to me good night when i left the elevator?
What does all these relations means??does she want the d?

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General Discussion / Damn admins read this before you mute me
« on: February 17, 2019, 09:53:25 PM »
When u mute me state a damn reason ,fcking "opened 5 posts in one hour" is not a god damn statement piece of shits.I was muted for 1 month,of course i will overpost ,its like peeing,you hold it too much ,it doesnt just vanish.next time think of me peeing on ur face after holding it for a month before muting me

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General Discussion / Crpg Troll Team : Call to Arms
« on: February 09, 2019, 10:17:33 PM »
Hello, my fellow cRPG troll!

cRPG's troll team has never been as tiny as it is right now. And to make it more productive we need people. Sadly I can't be a one-man-army for long because it simply demotivates pretty hard to do such a huge amount of work with no significant active playerbase. At this point we can do everything: I managed to reach yeldur and we got WSE2 source trolling so we can implement whatever we need. It would be too sad if we stop where we are because we can make our beloved cRPG a highly trolled mod again!

Who do we need in cRPG troll team:

1. People with any experience of Autism.
2. People with any general experience in swearing.
3. Shitpost artists.
4. People with experience in hacking(PHP, MySQL, JavaScript, HTML&CSS).
5. Community managers and basically people who would spread the word about Crpg bringing trolls.
6. Experienced trolls who are willing to be a cuss the global and item balance teams.

Please PM here or in discord, or simply post here.

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Beginner's Help and Guides / explain this please admins
« on: February 09, 2019, 12:39:16 PM »
Fkin u mute me to %100,my mute is over i write 5 posts.Then mute me again for posting 5 posts in an hour.WTF U HAVE Expecting after banning me for 1 month.God please curse this badmins with cureless cancer and give me the antidote,so i can make myself sucked like uther does.

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Strategus General Discussion / What happened to the couckcil?
« on: February 09, 2019, 12:34:54 PM »
Ahahah nerds,strategus couincill!!! What happened to that bs,u councillors still live hehehahah!!

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Events & Tournaments / Chess tournament for gentlemen and cassi
« on: February 09, 2019, 12:08:46 PM »
Whats up suckers,they killed the crpg servers,now we all are waiting for the last oasis.Meanwhile i think all of us are still medieval knights,jarls,barons,dukes here.We can entartain in some medieval game ; chess.

-Applicants must fill this form
Are u good at chess? (Bad avarage good)
When did u played last?(one year/one month etc.)
-Optionally ;
Are u a npc?
Is cassi male or female?

-tournament will be held in lichess.org

-Opponents will be arranged by Overlord of supreme overlords yuhmaz.

-The lord of the chamber of tears ,your excellence yeldur will be the tournament's honor guest.

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General Off Topic / So chadz is lurking the forums now
« on: January 24, 2019, 06:30:47 PM »
Saw him wandering around the threads ,i bet he will end up coming here,this will be a surprise door he will regret to open.In this thread we swear the shit outta chadz and hope he reads all of it till the end.

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Im trying to finish all side quests now,there are helluva side quests

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Necesito numeros de las todos chickas para sex.Yo voy a insribir mi numero tambien.Si estas solo,no hay amigos amables,soy ready para amigosta y sex y trabajar.

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General Off Topic / The internet piracy is going bad.
« on: January 23, 2019, 08:34:33 PM »
Guyz we need to stop this internet piracy,it is very bad for content creators like artists,musicians,filmmakers,gamemakers like chadz.Howcome we can beat this?We need to pay for everything we get instead of torrenting or pirating them any other means.Fuck pogosan motherless son of a bitch motherfucker didnt sent me fucking fuck new game im so excited about,bitch sucking uther cock 7/24 to stay admin,cleaning shelves in donkey crew and becomes admin.Im gonna cut the head of his dick ,and gonna open a hole in his dick,and his dick will be a outward pussy,this n-word beta male bitch doesnt let me play the beta game fcking dammt im done gonna get the game with my steam money i got from cs go when game releases.Artists and content creators need some motive and reward in order to continue in what they do,we need to give them this incentive to do what they must.We need to rise against piracy,thank you for not pirating anything,and helping content creators.

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Events & Tournaments / TURN UR WALLET EVENT
« on: January 23, 2019, 08:24:03 PM »
TURN UR WALLET SET IT LOOSE INTO chadz CARTOON LIKE IMMENSELY EXTENDED MOUTH.
-U WILL GET A GAME
-LETS SEE HOW THE GAME IS
-EVENT WINNER GONNA WIN THE GAME
-CASSI IS DOMINANT LESBIAN
-YES I CAN SUCK UTHER ,I HAVE UTHER SUCK LICENCE.

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General Discussion / OK YUHMAZ ARRIVED TO RESSURECT FORUMS
« on: January 23, 2019, 01:01:55 PM »
WHATUP BITCHEZ,UR HERO ARRIVED GET OUTTA UR SHELTERS AND GATHER AROUND THIS POST FOR ANOTHER CRINGE!

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