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Diplomacy / #freegobblins
« on: January 14, 2018, 05:28:51 AM »
ACRE FINALLY ATTACKS



After YEARS of relentless non-aggression, the Nu-King James of Acre has finally emerged from his "offensive and slightly creepy sex dungeon" to prove to the rest of NA that he is in fact NOT a spineless coward bent on sucking the fun out of Strategus. The Nu-King has mustered the last remaining micro grams of testosterone left in his body and has launched an ATTAC-

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It seems that our intelligence committee is receiving new reports on the current situation at hand, please stand by.

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The Intelligence Office of Tammo regrets to inform you that Nu-King James is NOT launching an assault in the hopes of giving North American players the XP battles they deserve, but instead is plotting the MURDER of the defenseless GOBBLIN people in what we can only describe as THE SHITDICK OFFENSIVE. The strategy of the Nu-King is none other than an attempt to stomp on the GOBBLINS while they're down.

The Holy Order of Tammo urges anyone who is not a complete and total assclown to support the GOBBLINS in their time of need so that we can prevent the slaughter of a historically persecuted people. The Nu-King must be defeated to set the GOBBLINS free.


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Faction Halls / [NA Strat] Holy Order of Tammo
« on: January 08, 2018, 08:43:00 AM »
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The Sign

In the fertile fields of Uxhal, a young farmer by the name of Kale worked in the midmorning sun. As he reached to wipe the sweat from his brow, he noticed a man approaching him from the nearby road. Kale stopped his work and looked keenly at the man, and could see that the figure was draped fully in black, his cloak trailing his footsteps. The man approached young Kale, and waved him over. Intrigued, Kale put down his hoe and headed to meet the curious visitor. The man seemed inconspicuous enough, though Kale noticed a large protrusion thrusting forth near the man's thigh. Kale smirked, and began to greet the man. "Are you looking for some fresh produce, or do you need a man who knows to plough?" he grinned. The man raised his hand to hush the young farmer, and reached down towards his massive bulge. He opened the cloak and revealed a bean, much larger than anything Kale had ever witnessed. The man held the bean out as if he meant for Kale to take it. Kale obliged the stranger, and the stranger finally broke his silence. "This bean fell from the heavens, and it is a sign that times are to change. Take it, farm boy, and plant it. In time, the bean shall grow and bear fruit that you are meant to harvest.” Kale wondered in astonishment at the gift, for he had never seen such a bean so pristine in all its phallic-shaped glory. The stranger parted ways with Kale, and the farm boy rushed off to the fields.

Kale covered the bean with the most fertile soil the farm had to offer, and eagerly waited for it to grow. He waited until his impatience got the best of him, and eventually left the bean to continue his work in frustration. “Silly old man, that bean was a worthless piece of trash” he muttered to himself. As soon as the last mouthful of phlegm had exited Kale’s lips, a thunderous roar exploded from the very spot that the bean had lay. A glorious beam of light shot forth from the bean’s position, blinding Kale who was already basking in amazement at the commotion. Kale approached the light when a soft voice crept out to him. “Come closer, young Kale,” the voice whispered. Kale, whose knees began shaking in mixed fit of fear and excitement, stopped where he was. He tried to look for someone nearby, but the light stopped him from seeing anything. “Come here, young Kale,” the voice said again. This time Kale called back. “Who are you?” he asked. “Come towards the light and I will show you,” the voice replied. Kale stepped closer to the light when a tingling sensation began to overtake him. He took one final step before collapsing. The farm boy’s vision began to fade as his dreams overtook him.

Kale found himself waking amongst the clouds. He cried out when he saw the lands far below him, frightful that he was in freefall. He stammered to his feet where he noticed that the clouds took hold of him, strong as any rock that he had ever stood upon. Kale looked up to find the oiled body of a man gracefully resting in its natural state. The man, who lounged comfortably in front of Kale, noticed that the young farm boy looked shocked by the sight of his naked chocolate magnificence. “Kale,” the man said in a deep, sultry, Morgan Freeman-esque voice, “do not be afraid. My name is Tammo, and I am here to show you my light.” A comforting smile revealed itself behind Tammo's lips as he beckoned Kale to approach.

Kale awoke once again on the ground. He got to his feet and brushed the dirt off himself. He looked at the where the bean had once been planted, and saw that it had vanished. In its place stood a flaming pole of wood, proud and erect. “Grasp my Shaft,” a familiar voice had whispered to Kale. Kale reluctantly stretched out his hand. “The fire will not harm you,” the voice whispered again. Kale reached further and firmly grasped the wood. Suddenly, a wave of warmth overwhelmed Kale, and visions of a future filled with the light and grace of Tammo engulfed him. “Tammo, oh Tammo!” Kale exclaimed. “Your light had penetrated deep into my loins, and I now clearly see the path you have laid forth for me. From now on I shall be a prophet, for I wield the Flaming Shaft of Tammo!”

From that faithful day, Kale has dedicated himself to serving Tammo. He has gathered his followers in his home of Uxhal where he plans to spread Tammo’s light to the rest of the world. This task, he knows, will not come easy. He has formed the Holy Order of Tammo, a divine entity working to fulfill Kale’s vision.

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NA (Official) / assington stop being such a child
« on: December 31, 2017, 02:13:37 AM »
1. Name of your character involved: thryn_testing
2. Name of offending character(s): dread_pirate_assington
3. Time and server, as accurately as possible: 12/30 ~7:50 est
4. Written description of what happened, the whole story. Also what happened before and after: he knows not to do this doublespawning bullshit
5. Why you think the offender did what he did: typical klaus
6. Multiple Screenshots: see below
7. Names of players that can witness what happened: oj, dna, sitvek, cajun, voester

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General Discussion / The Ranged Problem.
« on: December 17, 2017, 02:18:10 AM »
Firstly, I'm posting this in General Discussion because I believe that it will attract more eyes and this discussion needs to be presented (or continued) in a manner that will expose itself to as much of the playerbase as possible.

I decided to test some of the capabilities of ranged builds that are attainable in cRPG. Below is the data that I collected on a character that had 59 hit points (24 strength and no Iron Flesh).


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I only tested two builds: one for crossbow, one for archery. The crossbow build was designed to meet the basic requirements of using an arbalest (16 strength) whilst the archery build focused on a strength based yew longbowman (30 strength and 12 athletics).

Important info regarding builds:

Arbalest:                        Yew Longbow Archer:

18 strength                    30 strength
184 wpf                         121 wpf

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*Note that all shots were taken from the same distance as represented by the "Reticle for Arbalest" screenshot.

On the testing parameters:

Each shot was fired at a non-moving (no speed bonus) target that wore armors at varying intervals. The armor scales as follows: 0, 30, 50, 70. These intervals were chosen to represent base damage, light armor, medium armor, and heavy armor. No ranged weapon tested utilized heirloom points. The archer utilized bodkin arrows and the arbalest used steel bolts.

Now, for damage reports:

Archer:
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Arbalest:
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Estimated Hit point calculations:
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Arbalest: 8 bolts per minute on 184 wpf
Archer:   17 arrows per minute on 121 wpf (yew longbow)

Final note: The arbalest does not have any power draw requirements, meaning anyone who has 16+ strength can use it. Additionally, you do not need to bring bolts into battle because it comes preloaded on spawn.

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Sell/Trade / Thryn's Stuff
« on: November 20, 2017, 07:37:42 PM »
Here's some gear that I have, post offers below.

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Heirlooms:

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850k gold

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General Discussion / free zottlmarsch
« on: November 18, 2017, 08:44:29 PM »
he dindu nuffin

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General Discussion / i played some of the mordhau alpha
« on: September 15, 2017, 09:43:55 PM »
game is trash


there u go now u know

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General Discussion / pray4me
« on: August 25, 2017, 10:45:18 PM »
hey guys im going to die in this hurricane all i wanted to say is that if i've ever been an ass or offended u in any way ever before i meant it & fk u

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General Discussion / can NA get an eRP server
« on: July 10, 2017, 12:00:30 AM »
*unzips* ty

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General Discussion / THE DANKEST DUNGEON: cRPG Edition
« on: June 24, 2017, 07:47:29 PM »
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Hi guys, I bought the Darkest Dungeon on sale recently, and I thought I should put a load of cRPG people in it to spice things up. I'm really new to it (therefore really, REALLY bad), so many of us will undoubtedly die.

The game progresses through weekly time periods, so I will update each week and the events corresponding to them as the game proceeds.

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I decided to break from years of tradition and write an actually serious guide.


1. u can't

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General Discussion / there's something i haven't told u guys
« on: April 19, 2017, 12:18:36 AM »
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General Discussion / deer chadz
« on: February 03, 2017, 04:25:52 AM »
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i wanted to just say   

thank you.

mount and blade has been a pretty big part of my life. i've been interested in the medieval time period ever since childhood, and this game sort of gave me a chance to experience some headbashing and donkey slashing of my own. for me, honestly, the native module never seemed to encapsulate the kind of experience that i really wanted. sure, you could spawn in and mess around, but it didn't have that 'personal' feel to it, unlike what you and the donkey crew have managed to do. i feel that you guys have built on top of a good game and in turn made it truly great. i love everything about crpg, from strategus and siege to naked donkey torch riders (except archers, nerf). I've spent 5 years, 3000 hours playing mount and blade, and even though not all of my hours are in crpg, they are my most cherished. once again, i just wanted to say thanks for giving us all a fantastic experience.

i'm sorry that okam didn't go the way you planned. i dont know, maybe your hands were tied in some areas or some parts of the project were too ambitious, but no matter what is said here, the fact remains that it didnt end up turning out exactly as you had envisioned. what i hope is that you and the rest of the guys take this experience on the chin and keep on moving forward. i have faith that you'll keep on dreaming of a bigger, better game than crpg and i hope you continue to prove how great your work can be to this community.

sincerely,

bundle of sticks


p.s. sorry for not using proper grammar, i've turned into a lazy troll on these forums and i figured i'd sound pretty casual and sincere if i typed it up in this fashion
p.p.s. remove horse archers too

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General Discussion / unban biceps
« on: June 16, 2016, 12:40:11 AM »
na is ded. d e d.

i took a little break cus of college n stuff, but i logged into crpg and everyone is gone and i see that biceps is permabanned.

i hope u understand that u killed the fucking heart and soul of this mod. Maybe he's a turd sometimes, but you outed us all when you removed a simple being whose sole purpose was to spread dank memery throughout north america. unban everyone in a last ditch effort to keep the mod going until bannerlord come out.


rest in peace sweet sl4y3r

dam dud u dusted em all

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NA (Official) / Scheduled Unban?
« on: February 02, 2016, 02:15:13 AM »
I'd like to know when I'm unbanned.

I got banned by Desire (I think) yesterday for saying one disparaging comment that may or may not have actually offended anyone.

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