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Mercenary Recruitment / Swadian-Rhodok Test Battle
« on: April 17, 2019, 12:57:02 AM »
Hey, I know this things can occassionally be a let down, but we got tons of good gear on both sides.

http://forum.melee.org/mercenary-recruitment/?action=post
https://c-rpg.net/index.php?page=strategusbattlesupcoming#!?page=strategusinfobattledetail&id=293



Hoping to get some cav alts on AEROSMITH, we wanna see how Swadian Cav plays out against Rhodoks.

Looking for Infantry and Xbows on NAxit Rhodoks side.

As always, please try to balance rosters and do not cap flags.

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General Discussion / Boycott cRPG
« on: April 09, 2019, 04:12:24 AM »
I'm here to say I'm boycotting cRPG until my boy Eddy gets a full apology from Yeldur

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General Off Topic / Name that song!
« on: March 28, 2019, 11:52:24 PM »
Its a song from the 90s that goes: doo doo doo doo doo

This game sucks.

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Diplomacy / Everybody get up...
« on: March 27, 2019, 07:39:47 PM »
its time to slam now

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General Discussion / Havelle's CRPG Rankings List
« on: March 22, 2019, 04:11:24 AM »
Best Name:

S Tier
Dogwrestler
Denny Hotboy Back in Town(Dread's steam name)

A Tier
Obongo Ruler of the Healthcare
Hardcore Jewish Nihilism

B Tier
booger lips

D Tier
butslap shitburger
Yuhmaz

F Tier
Never Trust a Fart

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Strategus General Discussion / Strategus Map Issues
« on: March 16, 2019, 06:52:16 PM »
I'm having issues with movement lines not showing on the map, also I get this "This browser does not support SVG". I am running firefox

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General Discussion / A new dawn
« on: December 30, 2018, 02:40:06 AM »
Its a whole new age of memes comin atcha

Stay tuned kids

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Faction Halls / Full Plate Horse Archers [NA]
« on: October 19, 2018, 12:29:33 AM »
Everyone just play full plate horse archer until no one plays anymore

Members: You!

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Unban Essays / Havelle's Unban Essay
« on: April 20, 2018, 02:55:03 PM »
I've lived in exile so long, I don't know where I'd start if I were to come back.

I've been a dick, I've been a toxic player. I can't say I've been an overall negative influence in the community. I've played this game for 6 years. Its one of the only video games I like, sadly. I've got to know a lot of players in the community, I took a personal interest in a lot of them and consider some to be some damn good internet friends. I often helped new players and gave out gold back when I was a rich man.

I've done a lot of shitty things though, for the sake of my own sick laughter. A couple things come to mind, purposefully griefing other players, implicating admins in irl money loom sales, avoiding bans. Most of all, and what the admins really want me to address was my treatment of Dupre. We had a real feud there, and I won't pretend it was all one sided, sit and grovel and talk about what a shit head I was. Frankly, I'm not sorry. Not sorry in a guilty way, although I am sorry we could not get along. Long time players should help out the people developing, updating and mantaining the mod, and I did not do that. I was actively antagonist to the mod.

I will apologize to James, who I implicated simply to give Dupre grief. I apologize for any shittiness I've shown towards his clan. I was definitely not the person I am today. I've grown up a lot in my absence. I don't want to give people shit for no reason. James is a good guy who always wanted the mod to flourish and provide a welcoming environment and sense of camaraderie for new players.

I will apologize to Sparvico, who I impersonated to spout out racial epitaphs. Sparvico is a good guy and someone I always enjoyed playing with. I shouldn't have done that to an internet buddy. I thought I would be seen through immediately, and I was, but that does not excuse it.

Mostly, I apologize to anyone who's time playing this game I may have ruined. It was shitty. I knew it was shitty, which fueled some kind of sick sense of humor I possessed at the time.

I won't excuse anything I did. I don't plan on doing it again. I just want to play the game with my friends and enjoy myself. I don't want to insult people or be a dickhead and make it any harder on the admin team to do their job, whatever that job is. I want to keep my head low and play strat with my friends and participate in forum arguments with actual racists.

I guess I just don't have a lot to say on the subject. I've just matured a bit. I've had a lot of different things happen to me irl since I've been gone, I just don't feel like that same dude anymore who just wants to be shitty to people.

Hope this is what you wanted. If this don't get me unbanned, see u fine folks @ bannerlord
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There pieces of shit and I don't blame him and the rest of the GOBBLIN REALM is backing him up so says THE MOUTH OF THE GOBBLIN KING

Gentlemen,

seeing as heskey took his sweet time hitting me back with...absolutely nothing, i have decided to challenge a more competent and confident opponent. a 12 year old mexican. kinda sad, ffs hesk, even james swung harder, and spun faster!
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idk if heskey is completely bitchmade now or just temporarily missing his balls, i cant force him to shit talk, much like the trannies insist on reminding me "JUST CUZ I WAS A BORN A MAN AND HAVE A BALLSACK, DOES NOT MEAN YOU CAN FORCE ME TO ACT LIKE ONE AND USE IT!" fair enough

while we wait for heskey to find his missing manhood, i now declare war: on BlackPanda

brilliant isnt it? a wonderfully worded well crafted piece of extreme racism, cleverly hidden within his own name. for those not on the inside of the joke, or unable to realize the sheer brilliance of it, you have to take into context the biological nature of the two creatures specified in his name. you see, blacks and panda bears have a commonality, specifically the similarity between how they operate sexually.

most every creature's main sexual objective is reproduction for the betterment of your species. except in the case of african americans and asian panda bears, producing a(an?) offspring is the last on the priority list, to such an extent, both pandas and blacks go to excessive measures to remain childless.

and so you see, its quite clever, brilliant yet simplistic, a truly sly way for some incredibly racist pos to get away with saying

NIGGAS ACT LIKE PANDAS

and then it hit me: what if, its not about bears'n'blacks fucking, what if, its about...color (colour? go fuck urself)
to which i say: WTF do you mean Black? your like, half white, or at least partially so.

and while you can argue you didnt name yourself ALLBLACKPANDA the implication is still being made.
heres the thing, if you *were* an all black panda...you would not be a panda...you'd be a blackbear

the failure, inability or sheer laziness to recognize acknowledge and appreciate the differences between the various sub groups is utter disrespect showing complete contempt for the entire species as a whole!

are you not human? take potatoes birds! for instance. we as humans are able to differentiate between the vast and wide variety of birds, not only by speech and migratory patterns, but also their color codings. it occurred to my obviously mental ass that calling yourself BlackPanda is akin to making the statement "all birds are JUST birds" ...MUTHERFUCKER!

ill have you know there are like...seven...teen...THOUSAND different types of birds, few of the them with the same colorings and many of them look simply magnificent.
for you to imply the insignificance of how a(an?) animal is properly colored is unfuckingacceptable and i will not have it!

the only possible defense you could have for such shameless ignorance, is that you are, infact, colorblind. i dont think you are.
maybe you are on some pretentious politically correct philosophical kind of color blindness. let me tell ya, the people that honestly think they transcend racisms on some "everyone is equal" bullshit, are thee most racist mutherfuckers out there. you dont get to paint the world with a single brush stroke whose only color is grey.

im grey and i can assure you, we, are NOT, equals.
this is exactly the sort of arrogant human bullshit Carl Sagan tried to warn us about in his imfamous speech "let birds, be birds"
because we arnt equal, we do have difference, we should accept and be proud of those differences whatever they are, the idea that we are all gonna go colorblind one day and completely erase all borders, colors, races, creeds? NO!

pandas are not fucking black, they just act like it, idc if you think they are like other bears, they arnt, like blacks, they dont have sex to reproduce, they simply, fuck for fun, and we arnt gonna change that about them anytime soon and its fucking racist for us to try.
let the friends be.


GURG: Heskey is still being a bitch and blackpanda is incredibly racist toward color schemes.
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General Off Topic / Should I fuck a 17 year old girl
« on: March 31, 2017, 08:36:51 AM »
Age of consent is 18 here. Should I risk it?

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SO SAYETH BOTH HIS MOUTH, HIS ACTUAL MOUTH AND ME THE HUMBLE SERVANT THE MOUTH OF THE GOBBLIN KINGTM, I'M FUCKING BACKING HIM UP ON THIS ONE, I THINK ITS JUST GOOD STRATEGY.

Holy fuck kids, no one wants to play with you guys anymore cuz you're so full of your own shit its not even close to being remotely comical.

havele quit running around bragging about typing friend, that wasnt civil disobedience, that was stupid immature kids running around being fucking idiots. anyone who has ever seen that vid FUCKING CRINGES. it is one of thee most damning videos of crpg that exists, and whoever owns it should delete it and forget such a period in crpg history even existed.

and Jarl...who the fuck do you mean by THEY, you are talking about Desire, who may or may not be a fucking he she. actual male genitals or not desire has more balls, then the rest of the good admins put together. dickless fucking cowards is correct.

monokokoko, this guy is fucking right, you all hate him...because he's fucking right.
look at jacorama...if any of you actually want kids like that to be part of this community...than its official

crpg went from warband online, to 4chan online, and everyone one of you disingenuous pieces of shit, this aint even a roast or a rant, these are my actual thoughts and opinions of you guys.

Gobblins sparked life in strat 6? or came back to attack easy underarmed opponents, LIKE WE GOOBLINS ALWAYS FUCKING DO.
and james, shut the fuck up about strat 5 in a nutshell, heres strat 5 in a nutshell...kesh and friends leave, u all do DICK ALL NOTHING, tala runs around gathering empty fiefs...gives them to james, who DOES FUCKING NOTHING WITH THEM. james gets attacked by blackbird. attacked...hmm, lets say, WIPED, an entire fucking empire GONE in days.

 to this day this fucking muppet goes on and on about all the great and heroic defenses of Durquba, I fought for you once and rage quit within 10-15 mins thats how hopelessly uselessly incompetently inept Acre is at commanding, their best commander..WAS FUCKING ANDERS, let that shit sink in a sec. james, seriously, wtf? ever time i talk to you outside of crpg it gives me great hope your insanity can infact be cured...then i read dumb lies you write on crpg and lose my fucking shit again.

and partyboy, you're the fucking the worst out all of em, the type of guy with the right personality to hold this shit together, and u fucking leave. u and everyother lad thats actually WORTH playing with, fucking left.

now theres NOONE worth playing with, certainly noone worth playing against thats for fucking damn sure.

you come back to see what the mod would be like with you gone...well, hows it fucking look? fuck you partyboy. you were too fucking cool to leave us with these gawdamn fucking muppets.
quit asking whats new and go suck a caw caw cock. ur a fucking bundle of sticks with wings. NOT A BUTTERFLY, a...fucking...bird. idk what your old theme song was, but heres your new one.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TxuGoPXH6VM


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Diplomacy / THE GOBBLIN KING IS DEAD: ALL HAIL KING PLUMBO
« on: February 13, 2017, 12:34:19 AM »
SO SAYETH THE MOUTH: IN THE EVENT OF THE DEATH OF THE GOBBLIN KING, THE LINE OF SUCCESSION IS AS FOLLOWS: CHESTEROTAB, THEN TO MCDEATH, THEN TO SMOOTHRICH, THEN TO HOSPITALLER SPAN, THEN TO THE ROYAL DJ, DJ BARBECUE, THEN TO PEYTONMANNING, THEN TO PLUMBO.

PLUMBO WILL LEAD THE GOBBLIN REMNANTS OVER THE SCUM OF WHATEVER IS LEFT ON THE STRATEGUS BOARD

THE GOBBLIN REMNANTS CLAIM AL LOF NA

GLORY TO THE GOBBLIN KING, KING PLUMBO

SINCERELY
THE MOUTH OF THE GOBBLIN KING

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Global / Unban McDeath
« on: February 08, 2017, 08:49:40 PM »
If cRPG is going to grow and continue to regain population, I believe we need to free our #1 concussion-fueled memekid, McDeath as a symbol of goodwill toward our fledgling community. Visiting the slowly reviving servers we can find a new atmosphere taking hold. One a little more sure of itself. A populace little more kinder and empathetic without losing our devil may care NA free spirit. We need to throw off the shackles of arrogance that stifled and ultimately snuffed out the NA community, and enter into a new age free of the past toxicity--from both the troll and admin sides.

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General Off Topic / What are you looking for?
« on: February 05, 2017, 05:19:30 PM »
Seriously, what are you looking for?

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