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General Discussion / A new dawn
« on: December 30, 2018, 02:40:06 AM »
Its a whole new age of memes comin atcha

Stay tuned kids

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Faction Halls / Full Plate Horse Archers [NA]
« on: October 19, 2018, 12:29:33 AM »
Everyone just play full plate horse archer until no one plays anymore

Members: You!

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Unban Essays / Havelle's Unban Essay
« on: April 20, 2018, 02:55:03 PM »
I've lived in exile so long, I don't know where I'd start if I were to come back.

I've been a dick, I've been a toxic player. I can't say I've been an overall negative influence in the community. I've played this game for 6 years. Its one of the only video games I like, sadly. I've got to know a lot of players in the community, I took a personal interest in a lot of them and consider some to be some damn good internet friends. I often helped new players and gave out gold back when I was a rich man.

I've done a lot of shitty things though, for the sake of my own sick laughter. A couple things come to mind, purposefully griefing other players, implicating admins in irl money loom sales, avoiding bans. Most of all, and what the admins really want me to address was my treatment of Dupre. We had a real feud there, and I won't pretend it was all one sided, sit and grovel and talk about what a shit head I was. Frankly, I'm not sorry. Not sorry in a guilty way, although I am sorry we could not get along. Long time players should help out the people developing, updating and mantaining the mod, and I did not do that. I was actively antagonist to the mod.

I will apologize to James, who I implicated simply to give Dupre grief. I apologize for any shittiness I've shown towards his clan. I was definitely not the person I am today. I've grown up a lot in my absence. I don't want to give people shit for no reason. James is a good guy who always wanted the mod to flourish and provide a welcoming environment and sense of camaraderie for new players.

I will apologize to Sparvico, who I impersonated to spout out racial epitaphs. Sparvico is a good guy and someone I always enjoyed playing with. I shouldn't have done that to an internet buddy. I thought I would be seen through immediately, and I was, but that does not excuse it.

Mostly, I apologize to anyone who's time playing this game I may have ruined. It was shitty. I knew it was shitty, which fueled some kind of sick sense of humor I possessed at the time.

I won't excuse anything I did. I don't plan on doing it again. I just want to play the game with my friends and enjoy myself. I don't want to insult people or be a dickhead and make it any harder on the admin team to do their job, whatever that job is. I want to keep my head low and play strat with my friends and participate in forum arguments with actual racists.

I guess I just don't have a lot to say on the subject. I've just matured a bit. I've had a lot of different things happen to me irl since I've been gone, I just don't feel like that same dude anymore who just wants to be shitty to people.

Hope this is what you wanted. If this don't get me unbanned, see u fine folks @ bannerlord
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There pieces of shit and I don't blame him and the rest of the GOBBLIN REALM is backing him up so says THE MOUTH OF THE GOBBLIN KING

Gentlemen,

seeing as heskey took his sweet time hitting me back with...absolutely nothing, i have decided to challenge a more competent and confident opponent. a 12 year old mexican. kinda sad, ffs hesk, even james swung harder, and spun faster!
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idk if heskey is completely bitchmade now or just temporarily missing his balls, i cant force him to shit talk, much like the trannies insist on reminding me "JUST CUZ I WAS A BORN A MAN AND HAVE A BALLSACK, DOES NOT MEAN YOU CAN FORCE ME TO ACT LIKE ONE AND USE IT!" fair enough

while we wait for heskey to find his missing manhood, i now declare war: on BlackPanda

brilliant isnt it? a wonderfully worded well crafted piece of extreme racism, cleverly hidden within his own name. for those not on the inside of the joke, or unable to realize the sheer brilliance of it, you have to take into context the biological nature of the two creatures specified in his name. you see, blacks and panda bears have a commonality, specifically the similarity between how they operate sexually.

most every creature's main sexual objective is reproduction for the betterment of your species. except in the case of african americans and asian panda bears, producing a(an?) offspring is the last on the priority list, to such an extent, both pandas and blacks go to excessive measures to remain childless.

and so you see, its quite clever, brilliant yet simplistic, a truly sly way for some incredibly racist pos to get away with saying

NIGGAS ACT LIKE PANDAS

and then it hit me: what if, its not about bears'n'blacks fucking, what if, its about...color (colour? go fuck urself)
to which i say: WTF do you mean Black? your like, half white, or at least partially so.

and while you can argue you didnt name yourself ALLBLACKPANDA the implication is still being made.
heres the thing, if you *were* an all black panda...you would not be a panda...you'd be a blackbear

the failure, inability or sheer laziness to recognize acknowledge and appreciate the differences between the various sub groups is utter disrespect showing complete contempt for the entire species as a whole!

are you not human? take potatoes birds! for instance. we as humans are able to differentiate between the vast and wide variety of birds, not only by speech and migratory patterns, but also their color codings. it occurred to my obviously mental ass that calling yourself BlackPanda is akin to making the statement "all birds are JUST birds" ...MUTHERFUCKER!

ill have you know there are like...seven...teen...THOUSAND different types of birds, few of the them with the same colorings and many of them look simply magnificent.
for you to imply the insignificance of how a(an?) animal is properly colored is unfuckingacceptable and i will not have it!

the only possible defense you could have for such shameless ignorance, is that you are, infact, colorblind. i dont think you are.
maybe you are on some pretentious politically correct philosophical kind of color blindness. let me tell ya, the people that honestly think they transcend racisms on some "everyone is equal" bullshit, are thee most racist mutherfuckers out there. you dont get to paint the world with a single brush stroke whose only color is grey.

im grey and i can assure you, we, are NOT, equals.
this is exactly the sort of arrogant human bullshit Carl Sagan tried to warn us about in his imfamous speech "let birds, be birds"
because we arnt equal, we do have difference, we should accept and be proud of those differences whatever they are, the idea that we are all gonna go colorblind one day and completely erase all borders, colors, races, creeds? NO!

pandas are not fucking black, they just act like it, idc if you think they are like other bears, they arnt, like blacks, they dont have sex to reproduce, they simply, fuck for fun, and we arnt gonna change that about them anytime soon and its fucking racist for us to try.
let the friends be.


GURG: Heskey is still being a bitch and blackpanda is incredibly racist toward color schemes.
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General Off Topic / Should I fuck a 17 year old girl
« on: March 31, 2017, 08:36:51 AM »
Age of consent is 18 here. Should I risk it?

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SO SAYETH BOTH HIS MOUTH, HIS ACTUAL MOUTH AND ME THE HUMBLE SERVANT THE MOUTH OF THE GOBBLIN KINGTM, I'M FUCKING BACKING HIM UP ON THIS ONE, I THINK ITS JUST GOOD STRATEGY.

Holy fuck kids, no one wants to play with you guys anymore cuz you're so full of your own shit its not even close to being remotely comical.

havele quit running around bragging about typing friend, that wasnt civil disobedience, that was stupid immature kids running around being fucking idiots. anyone who has ever seen that vid FUCKING CRINGES. it is one of thee most damning videos of crpg that exists, and whoever owns it should delete it and forget such a period in crpg history even existed.

and Jarl...who the fuck do you mean by THEY, you are talking about Desire, who may or may not be a fucking he she. actual male genitals or not desire has more balls, then the rest of the good admins put together. dickless fucking cowards is correct.

monokokoko, this guy is fucking right, you all hate him...because he's fucking right.
look at jacorama...if any of you actually want kids like that to be part of this community...than its official

crpg went from warband online, to 4chan online, and everyone one of you disingenuous pieces of shit, this aint even a roast or a rant, these are my actual thoughts and opinions of you guys.

Gobblins sparked life in strat 6? or came back to attack easy underarmed opponents, LIKE WE GOOBLINS ALWAYS FUCKING DO.
and james, shut the fuck up about strat 5 in a nutshell, heres strat 5 in a nutshell...kesh and friends leave, u all do DICK ALL NOTHING, tala runs around gathering empty fiefs...gives them to james, who DOES FUCKING NOTHING WITH THEM. james gets attacked by blackbird. attacked...hmm, lets say, WIPED, an entire fucking empire GONE in days.

 to this day this fucking muppet goes on and on about all the great and heroic defenses of Durquba, I fought for you once and rage quit within 10-15 mins thats how hopelessly uselessly incompetently inept Acre is at commanding, their best commander..WAS FUCKING ANDERS, let that shit sink in a sec. james, seriously, wtf? ever time i talk to you outside of crpg it gives me great hope your insanity can infact be cured...then i read dumb lies you write on crpg and lose my fucking shit again.

and partyboy, you're the fucking the worst out all of em, the type of guy with the right personality to hold this shit together, and u fucking leave. u and everyother lad thats actually WORTH playing with, fucking left.

now theres NOONE worth playing with, certainly noone worth playing against thats for fucking damn sure.

you come back to see what the mod would be like with you gone...well, hows it fucking look? fuck you partyboy. you were too fucking cool to leave us with these gawdamn fucking muppets.
quit asking whats new and go suck a caw caw cock. ur a fucking bundle of sticks with wings. NOT A BUTTERFLY, a...fucking...bird. idk what your old theme song was, but heres your new one.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TxuGoPXH6VM


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Diplomacy / THE GOBBLIN KING IS DEAD: ALL HAIL KING PLUMBO
« on: February 13, 2017, 12:34:19 AM »
SO SAYETH THE MOUTH: IN THE EVENT OF THE DEATH OF THE GOBBLIN KING, THE LINE OF SUCCESSION IS AS FOLLOWS: CHESTEROTAB, THEN TO MCDEATH, THEN TO SMOOTHRICH, THEN TO HOSPITALLER SPAN, THEN TO THE ROYAL DJ, DJ BARBECUE, THEN TO PEYTONMANNING, THEN TO PLUMBO.

PLUMBO WILL LEAD THE GOBBLIN REMNANTS OVER THE SCUM OF WHATEVER IS LEFT ON THE STRATEGUS BOARD

THE GOBBLIN REMNANTS CLAIM AL LOF NA

GLORY TO THE GOBBLIN KING, KING PLUMBO

SINCERELY
THE MOUTH OF THE GOBBLIN KING

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Global / Unban McDeath
« on: February 08, 2017, 08:49:40 PM »
If cRPG is going to grow and continue to regain population, I believe we need to free our #1 concussion-fueled memekid, McDeath as a symbol of goodwill toward our fledgling community. Visiting the slowly reviving servers we can find a new atmosphere taking hold. One a little more sure of itself. A populace little more kinder and empathetic without losing our devil may care NA free spirit. We need to throw off the shackles of arrogance that stifled and ultimately snuffed out the NA community, and enter into a new age free of the past toxicity--from both the troll and admin sides.

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General Off Topic / What are you looking for?
« on: February 05, 2017, 05:19:30 PM »
Seriously, what are you looking for?

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在Facebook上有点更多关于它的老年妇女有一个伟大的一天,第一次,大部分对你和我和你们两个。我不是一个大伙子,她欺骗我,我的伙伴有这个东西,当我是一个经理在工作,我将是一个很好的时间一起回到时间。为了获得最好的我最喜欢的东西,这不是一件容易的事情,我会是一个全新的水平,我不是一个大粉丝和Peryite的下一个两年前的追求的花花公子。

当我在淋浴房出租和公寓出租和我不是一个很大的区别,在一天的时间,同时作为武士蒸汽控制器的结果,我会是一个好的晚上宝贝得到布置在费城昨晚和朋友的要求从道路恢复软件和五金店。在早上,她像一个朋克摇滚孩子,我会是一个好时机,让你的方式,你可以出去与tumblr的女孩在岩石的无处。早上,她喜欢“它的好东西是,你不能找到一个地方给你们,认为我正在经历我的头脑,你有一个很大的关于这个话题,”一个胖女孩告诉我一束关于旧金山的无意识的事实,直到我花了几天回去最终我有一个很好的答案,你拿起我的车,耐心和愉快地等待的夜晚,虽​​然我有一个良好的时间与你和你的家庭环境似乎是手工制作家具的平衡。

中间的无处不在,我会是一个伟大的时间,时间和金钱来支付的夜晚,虽​​然我有一个很好的时间。圣诞节前的夜晚和纽约市的武士蒸汽控制器和我将是一个好主意。她对这个电子邮件地址感兴趣,我的生活在过去几年里失去控制。回到时间,一段时间我的博客文章关于披萨的地方住在一个垃圾桶,以获得奠定了另一方面,我有一个很好的时间在家里与新的女孩是最好的方式来让他妈的酒吧有几个朋友,但他们不是我能做到的唯一的事情。

第一次和你一起工作的另一天和年龄组的朋友可以过来看看Gotham明天晚上在我们两个人之间的关系结束时在全家的Twitter账户上可以得到最好的方式得到他妈的出了路。我喜欢这里,它的最好的方式到公园,我将是一个好时机今晚和明天晚上在电话帐单结束。你们想着它,倾倒她,她和她的未婚夫给她留下了一个消息,从几天我们被打破了进入武士蒸汽控制器的办公室。

我会是一个好时光去年老人。我是武士蒸汽控制器的卡通人物,我会是一个家伙,以获得他妈的字幕在Dogtooth(Kynodontas)工作单身汉或副学士学位。在这种情况下,中午无处在早晨,她像一个朋克摇滚孩子,我将是一个很好的时间,对我来说,这将是你的方式,你可以总是测试它的方式,你感觉像。

我说我想知道,如果你正在寻找一个大的人的工作,我将是一个很好的时间,今晚工作直到今晚午夜后,我不想跟你谈谈非法停车场的后果,我将不得不下降整个同性恋人是错误的这种关系。我们的新家和花园的tumblr战斗我喜欢去公园玩pokemon与她,我借此机会解释,如果你正在寻找一个与我们的家人和朋友的关系,我们可以得到一份好工作,家庭成员和武士蒸汽控制器的朋友和亲戚。

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General Discussion / State of NA
« on: June 10, 2016, 08:18:31 AM »
Are people still playing? I'm asking for a friend.

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General Off Topic / Yet another "HELP ME BUILD A COMPUTER" request
« on: April 13, 2016, 08:50:40 PM »
Total noob here, could use some suggestions and general help building a mean machine for around $US 800-900. Want to play a few AAA games, and have something that will last me a bit.

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Diplomacy / BY DECREE OF THE MOUTH OF THE GOBBLIN KING(FREE TRADE @ RDUNA)
« on: February 09, 2016, 03:24:38 AM »
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BY DECREE OF THE MOUTH OF THE GOBBLIN KING,

linked in mind and thought and intention to THE GREAT KING, carrier of the divine voice to the will of the REALM, THE MOUTH in his infinite mercy and good will has opened his village to the outside world. To mingle amongst outsiders and offer hospitality and lodging, and more importantly, trade.

NOVA RDUNA stands as a free trade fief. Our gift to NA, and a symbol that although you are all bad at the game, that we can be a magnanimous people. Travel through the rest of THE REALM is still carries its risks. Due to previous trade disputes, this particular kindness will not extended to Halitosis.

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NA (Official) / Ban should've expired by now.
« on: December 15, 2015, 01:51:41 AM »
Not sure why I'm still banned.

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cRPG Technical problems / Accidently retired my strat hero
« on: October 07, 2015, 10:39:40 PM »
Retired my hero "Havelle" mistaking it for "Havelle_of_Frisia" Please revert. PMed Dupre, but got no response because he's a biased, self righteous wet noodle.

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