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Spam / Re: Opinions
« on: Today at 05:34:50 AM »
time heals all wounds, right?

how is c-rpg? I heard from sugar that frisia saved the mod yet again, is it worth coming back to?

how do u come back when ur band???

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Suggestions Corner / Re: Remove Chambering
« on: January 17, 2018, 08:39:48 PM »
the real question is how do you have the exact same opinion on chambering 5 years later in m&b

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Faction Halls / Re: [NA Strat] Holy Order of Tammo
« on: January 17, 2018, 02:38:55 AM »
one day acre will be purged from tammo's lands

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General Discussion / Re: Buff Franciscas
« on: January 16, 2018, 07:05:54 PM »
Throwing is so damn terrible it doesnt matter if you get buffs on fransicas anyways, its about as trashy as archery except you put yourself in more risk and completely gimp yourself to even use it.

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Diplomacy / #freegobblins
« on: January 14, 2018, 05:28:51 AM »
ACRE FINALLY ATTACKS



After YEARS of relentless non-aggression, the Nu-King James of Acre has finally emerged from his "offensive and slightly creepy sex dungeon" to prove to the rest of NA that he is in fact NOT a spineless coward bent on sucking the fun out of Strategus. The Nu-King has mustered the last remaining micro grams of testosterone left in his body and has launched an ATTAC-

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It seems that our intelligence committee is receiving new reports on the current situation at hand, please stand by.

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The Intelligence Office of Tammo regrets to inform you that Nu-King James is NOT launching an assault in the hopes of giving North American players the XP battles they deserve, but instead is plotting the MURDER of the defenseless GOBBLIN people in what we can only describe as THE SHITDICK OFFENSIVE. The strategy of the Nu-King is none other than an attempt to stomp on the GOBBLINS while they're down.

The Holy Order of Tammo urges anyone who is not a complete and total assclown to support the GOBBLINS in their time of need so that we can prevent the slaughter of a historically persecuted people. The Nu-King must be defeated to set the GOBBLINS free.


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Suggestions Corner / Re: Current situation of One-Handed (Cut) Weapons.
« on: January 13, 2018, 09:43:02 PM »
first thing that i'm worried about when it comes to 1h is if tydeus messed with something that has ended up causing glances in some weird way that needs to be changed (something with animations maybe?)

i think that a gold reduction per tick change (ie lets get rid of hyperinflation) will hopefully lower armor values making cut more viable on the battlefield. some have voiced opinions that this will cause an increase in grinding and hurt server pop, but i think that the belief is a tad extreme.

cut damage itself could be buffed by reducing the armor soak penalties on it, but in turn you also are giving damage buffs to both polearm and cut weapons which would not be ideal.

it's also possible to test out nerfs to armor soak in general which will lower the effectiveness of plate once again and the biggest issue with that might be an increased dmg output of ranged weapons. however, ranged has its own armor soak modifiers so it is possible to increase the dmg penalties to ranged whilst lowering armor soak meaning that ranged dmg will be stagnant whilst melee damage as a whole will increase. at this point, cut will be better but so will pierce and blunt. if at this point it is understood that blunt and pierce are doing too much dmg, maybe those soak values can be changed accordingly as well. though im not sure how much of a difference the result from these actions will be compared to just a change in penalties on cut via armor soak.

lastly each and every 1h can be readjusted accordingly but that is going to take a long time and isn't a desirable path.


just thinking out loud

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Faction Halls / Re: The Frisian Freedom: Recruiting NA
« on: January 13, 2018, 07:54:50 PM »
ur not even street legal havelle

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Announcements / Re: 0.5.2.1: Belated Update
« on: January 13, 2018, 12:40:23 AM »
The camel is extremely overpowered. The templar horse, hospitaller horse and master knight horse are all complete garbage.

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after careful consideration we have come to the conclusion that all camels must become crusaders in order to achieve balance.

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Faction Halls / Re: The Frisian Freedom: Recruiting NA
« on: January 12, 2018, 08:10:20 PM »
This was some of the realest shit I've ever read on these forums. Fuck I wasn't ready for this first thing in the morning.

ive been in frisia ts before and it ends up being a mixed bag sometimes. ive been in there and had perfectly fine conversations with klaus about shit like fermenting mead while other times i was in there they both bashed on cikel for no real reason. he muted and i asked y tf are they being so mean (keep in mind what they say isn't the funny nonsense trolling stuff like "git gud nerd," it's actual personal attacks that make a person feel like shit) and they told me "dont have any sympathy for this guy." ive also seen the chromie boys attack cikel in game a few times recently and idk wtf is going on.

tbh tho after reading cikel's post, i dont think it's white people thing, it's angsty teenager on the internet thing. i doubt either of those guys buy into the stuff they say legitimately and if they did, they probably wouldnt have the balls to say it to brown ppl irl. they're just on the internet and you know, each person is their own favorite comedian and that allows klaus and sugar to feed off of each others' nonsense. sorry that ur longtime clan doesn't feel like home anymore, ive had that feeling and it kinda sucks the fun away from vidya. i hope u reach out and fine some fine nerds to game with cikel, let's hope that ur experience improves.

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General Discussion / Re: WANTED: NA Admins, Apply Within
« on: January 10, 2018, 04:18:54 AM »
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cRPG Technical problems / Re: NO MIRRORS LEFT !
« on: January 09, 2018, 08:05:25 PM »
have you tried.......EVET?

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General Off Topic / Re: too much CRPG
« on: January 08, 2018, 06:49:49 PM »
ok but why dont you order a cheeseburger straight on instead talking around with hamburger with...cheese?

that would make it a siegeburger, the name i shall now utilize when referring to krems players

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Faction Halls / Re: [NA Strat] Holy Order of Tammo
« on: January 08, 2018, 06:27:43 PM »
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Faction Halls / [NA Strat] Holy Order of Tammo
« on: January 08, 2018, 08:43:00 AM »
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The Sign

In the fertile fields of Uxhal, a young farmer by the name of Kale worked in the midmorning sun. As he reached to wipe the sweat from his brow, he noticed a man approaching him from the nearby road. Kale stopped his work and looked keenly at the man, and could see that the figure was draped fully in black, his cloak trailing his footsteps. The man approached young Kale, and waved him over. Intrigued, Kale put down his hoe and headed to meet the curious visitor. The man seemed inconspicuous enough, though Kale noticed a large protrusion thrusting forth near the man's thigh. Kale smirked, and began to greet the man. "Are you looking for some fresh produce, or do you need a man who knows to plough?" he grinned. The man raised his hand to hush the young farmer, and reached down towards his massive bulge. He opened the cloak and revealed a bean, much larger than anything Kale had ever witnessed. The man held the bean out as if he meant for Kale to take it. Kale obliged the stranger, and the stranger finally broke his silence. "This bean fell from the heavens, and it is a sign that times are to change. Take it, farm boy, and plant it. In time, the bean shall grow and bear fruit that you are meant to harvest.” Kale wondered in astonishment at the gift, for he had never seen such a bean so pristine in all its phallic-shaped glory. The stranger parted ways with Kale, and the farm boy rushed off to the fields.

Kale covered the bean with the most fertile soil the farm had to offer, and eagerly waited for it to grow. He waited until his impatience got the best of him, and eventually left the bean to continue his work in frustration. “Silly old man, that bean was a worthless piece of trash” he muttered to himself. As soon as the last mouthful of phlegm had exited Kale’s lips, a thunderous roar exploded from the very spot that the bean had lay. A glorious beam of light shot forth from the bean’s position, blinding Kale who was already basking in amazement at the commotion. Kale approached the light when a soft voice crept out to him. “Come closer, young Kale,” the voice whispered. Kale, whose knees began shaking in mixed fit of fear and excitement, stopped where he was. He tried to look for someone nearby, but the light stopped him from seeing anything. “Come here, young Kale,” the voice said again. This time Kale called back. “Who are you?” he asked. “Come towards the light and I will show you,” the voice replied. Kale stepped closer to the light when a tingling sensation began to overtake him. He took one final step before collapsing. The farm boy’s vision began to fade as his dreams overtook him.

Kale found himself waking amongst the clouds. He cried out when he saw the lands far below him, frightful that he was in freefall. He stammered to his feet where he noticed that the clouds took hold of him, strong as any rock that he had ever stood upon. Kale looked up to find the oiled body of a man gracefully resting in its natural state. The man, who lounged comfortably in front of Kale, noticed that the young farm boy looked shocked by the sight of his naked chocolate magnificence. “Kale,” the man said in a deep, sultry, Morgan Freeman-esque voice, “do not be afraid. My name is Tammo, and I am here to show you my light.” A comforting smile revealed itself behind Tammo's lips as he beckoned Kale to approach.

Kale awoke once again on the ground. He got to his feet and brushed the dirt off himself. He looked at the where the bean had once been planted, and saw that it had vanished. In its place stood a flaming pole of wood, proud and erect. “Grasp my Shaft,” a familiar voice had whispered to Kale. Kale reluctantly stretched out his hand. “The fire will not harm you,” the voice whispered again. Kale reached further and firmly grasped the wood. Suddenly, a wave of warmth overwhelmed Kale, and visions of a future filled with the light and grace of Tammo engulfed him. “Tammo, oh Tammo!” Kale exclaimed. “Your light had penetrated deep into my loins, and I now clearly see the path you have laid forth for me. From now on I shall be a prophet, for I wield the Flaming Shaft of Tammo!”

From that faithful day, Kale has dedicated himself to serving Tammo. He has gathered his followers in his home of Uxhal where he plans to spread Tammo’s light to the rest of the world. This task, he knows, will not come easy. He has formed the Holy Order of Tammo, a divine entity working to fulfill Kale’s vision.

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Delaying with siege equipment and not helping your team is 100% not acceptable and bannable. Step up EU admins.

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Strategus Siege Building Academy, and I’ve been involved in numerous battles on EU3, and I have over 300 confirmed tower builds. I am trained in Krems warfare and I’m the top delayer in the entire EU armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another badmin. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on EU1, mark my fucking shitposts. You think you can get away with posting that shit to me over the forums? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across NA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your multi. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can summon the Kremshorde in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in beer mug combat, I have access to the entire arsenal of the +3 Krems Peasant Gear Armory. and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the cRPG, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “ban krems” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will catapult fury all over you and you will GTX from it. You’re fucking memed, kiddo.

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