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Diplomacy / National Socialist Keki Workers Party (Nakis)
« on: May 21, 2018, 11:55:06 PM »

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After a bold attack by the communist retads to the east, hOuNdS oF cUckEdchUlAinN, Chancellor Assington has decided it is time to demonstrate what the forces of Kekistan have been preparing for since the last Great Strat War. For those who were fortunate enough to have been born after the conclusion of such a horrendous conflict, or simply for those with their heads in the sand who pay no attention to world events, during the last Great Strat War, the Keki Gobblins were convicted of heinous warcrimes, such as a multiaccounting, upon their "defeat", and the allied Forces of the Administration and the faltering Forces of Gaycre put massive war reparations at the feet of Kekistan. Since then, every Keki man, woman, and child has been indoctrinated with the knowledge that Kekistani people and the Keki culture is superior to all others. In order to spread our superior way of life, we need Lebenkekisraum (Keki "Living Space") so our children can have many, many more children of their own. The Slavichulainnic peoples to the east, under the rule of Joseph Bonestalinsaw and his HoC party, are truly an inferior breed. Raped by Mongols and living off of scum in the gutters, the HoC needs to been purified, and their lands made into free real estate for the Kekis.

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General Discussion / Re: NEW OFFICIAL ADMIN ROAST EVENT!
« on: May 18, 2018, 01:38:31 PM »

18th of May, 2018

Dear Readers,

          Indeed, most contritely, I have become known as Assington Adminsbane to the common crpg prole. However, it would be more proper, as well as rhetorically sound, to address me as FuckedbyadminsrightintheASSingtonmyentirelife.
       
        Dear Tristan, u really are a useless admin. u r so useless and ginger that if I were to have my life staked on ur success as a good crpg admin or staked on the likelihood that isis will stop executing homosexuals within the next month, i would probably shoot myself in the head, rather than live  to have to watch in wretched anticipation of either of those improbabilities occuring. in concession i will say it is very funny when u mute people for saying halfinsults and let me get away with true wordrape, a testament to ur poor administration

          dear gallonigher, i know u cant stand getting shit on by nudges and my perfectly legal shielddrops, but professor cleared me bro, my systems clean so u can eat my ass and keep trying 2 be half decent at level 51 or watever fucking level u r
so ha ha ha eat my ass

          dear desire, i used to hate you for banning me all the time doing really stupid math i didnt understand (5x785x818 = 1.9 million = 60 days ban) but i think i still hate u just because u told me u would buff 1hs by a million damage but u didnt and also ur probably a man in his mid 20's who rps an old woman with such invigorated devotion it genuinely makes me sick. somtimes i masturbate to a screenshot of your characters face from crpg, and the moment i ejaculate i wish someone would just KILL me, because i feel so sick with myself . u really r a bundle of sticks

          Dear James, I remember when I first started playing crpg with sugar, balias, and some others back in 2012. We made a crusader themed clan, but typically violated the servers with words of poison and delaying brocodery. One day your predecessor, Reinhardt (also somehow ur fucking successor u guys really r retarded with ur title roleplay), invited us to come "train" with you guys on a server or something since he believed we had a similar clan basis, and thought we might merge. I showed up with sugar and saw u guys doing shieldwalls all by yourselves in some event server and sugar and i couldnt stop laughing about it for weeks. to this day we still drop memes about that sight we saw. ever since then we completely ditched the crusader get up out of fear for being associated with u. i dont remember when i started disobeying u like a rebellious child and ruining crpg for good hearted nerds like yourself, but even now, in my wizened years at the crisp age of 20, despite making peace with many people i have wronged in the past, i still completely understand why i never stopped memeing u and shittalking u for yelling about strat all the time and buying looms for irl money while banning havelle for attempting to reveal the truth of ur sickly vices.

          dear sparvico, u might b the biggest bundle of sticks of all. i mean u live in washington, wat would i expect? u talk about ur whiskey brewing strat clan on the forums, and i choke on my laughter as i turn 180 degrees in my room here in a real mans state and see all my real brewing equipment and all my real distilling equipment because im a real man. dont let wat i say get to ur head tho.... jajaja...


     















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Events & Tournaments / Re: NA 3v3 TOURNAMENT! 4/29
« on: May 18, 2018, 01:02:43 PM »
These tournaments are best held on one day where people all show up to fight at the agreed time set in advance. Having people set their own matches takes too long and its too hard to get everyone together.

only because no one cares enough at this point in the mods life if u did this like before about 5 years ago all the fights would have been scheduled and done in 4 or 5 days

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Events & Tournaments / Re: NA 3v3 TOURNAMENT! 4/29
« on: May 17, 2018, 11:47:37 AM »
ANYONE GONNA PLAY THEIR MATCHES YET FUCK SMH

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General Discussion / Re: Desire and Jayjrod? [POLL]
« on: May 16, 2018, 01:44:58 PM »
Really nice banner tbh. Looks great on heraldic horse.

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thx bro that one is apollo's work

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General Discussion / Re: Desire and Jayjrod? [POLL]
« on: May 16, 2018, 07:05:48 AM »
wtf is this lmao

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General Discussion / Re: NA: Why are they playing?
« on: May 15, 2018, 07:14:07 AM »
Dear Diary,
today I played on NA1, that one guy from the other day recognized me and called me EU subhuman again. I think he likes me.

uwu? u mean the guy that guy destroit by the entire server tonight

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General Discussion / Re: NA: Why are they playing?
« on: May 13, 2018, 08:50:33 PM »
i forgot that good, honest, patriotic american url's dont work in communist countries bro my bad

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General Discussion / Re: NA: Why are they playing?
« on: May 13, 2018, 08:42:18 PM »
Lol the "best" men of Sweden left for America because just like the rest of europeans who went, they couldn't be bothered to stand and fight the wars/famines whatever. Your white population is literally made up of the weakest europeans lmao, not that there's many of you anyways

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but hey, atleast you got the free market *laughs in 84% of ethnic majority*

lol cool man, another 10 million spics and u aint ever having another white president again bro

you realize that the graph implies that 8 years ago over 1 in 3 americans was an ethnic minority (here u go bro i know europeans have a hard time reading and writing and shit https://factfinder.census.gov/faces/tableservices/jsf/pages/productview.xhtml?src=bkmk)


plus all of central and eastern europe are just a bunch of mongols bro... u got raped by the russians who got raped by the mongols and huns and iranians. u guys arent even white anymore. good thing all my ancestors were english or else id be an animal like u bro



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General Discussion / Re: NA: Why are they playing?
« on: May 13, 2018, 08:32:39 PM »
40% of americans are obese, 100% are manlets, both are memes

You've been breeding with wetbacks for so long you've gotten shorter by like a feet

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obese cuz we eat better, shorter cuz we got all the east asian and south american immigrants affecting our statistics bro and unless ur dutch ur country's average height isnt 6'1" u scrawny communist manlet. when im president bro and u people call for the free world's help against the commies and the mussies bro im not coming

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General Discussion / Re: NA: Why are they playing?
« on: May 13, 2018, 07:35:35 PM »
lol americans calling europeans manlets and obese is a great meme

well the obese part is a meme

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General Discussion / Re: NA: Why are they playing?
« on: May 13, 2018, 06:29:18 AM »
NA was always filled with idiots and I laughed at how badly they played, then demolished them repeatedly. Was weird playing with such a high ping and still doing better than on any EU server. I suppose that's what happens when your opponents are so dumb. Kind of the same way I always felt about you.

u probably fought the calradian confederacy stack or something bro i went on eu_3 a few months ago to teach some of uncle sams justice and shit on a bunch of ur dirty kind without breakin a single internet sweat

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General Discussion / Re: NA: Why are they playing?
« on: May 13, 2018, 12:01:58 AM »
hahahahaha shut up retard with ur sentimental shit

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Events & Tournaments / Re: NA 3v3 TOURNAMENT! 4/29
« on: May 12, 2018, 06:23:23 PM »
yea im really trying to yoink that still unlisted 1st place prize

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Announcements / Re: Donkey Crew is back!
« on: May 11, 2018, 04:40:52 PM »
maybe this has something to do with china battle server hitting 45 population today?? coincidence??

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