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Re: Agincourt
« Reply #15 on: January 20, 2011, 09:32:30 PM »
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The battle of agincourt was won by the english because the opposing side was french

Also if u start placing weaponry and tactics that have defeated the french in battle in a pile you're going to instead end up with a list of anything ever made that has a possibility of harming or shaving the target
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Re: Agincourt
« Reply #16 on: January 20, 2011, 09:48:47 PM »
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I won it, fact, i'm a hero

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Re: Agincourt
« Reply #17 on: January 21, 2011, 10:26:32 AM »
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Battle of Agincout

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Olwen won! (he has enough vitamine A now and don't need glasses)
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Re: Agincourt
« Reply #18 on: January 21, 2011, 10:32:43 AM »
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I won it, fact, i'm a hero

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Re: Agincourt
« Reply #19 on: January 22, 2011, 12:14:17 AM »
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Who cares about the battle, the only fact that counts is that frenchies failed... AGAIN.
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Re: Agincourt
« Reply #20 on: January 22, 2011, 03:40:48 AM »
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Who cares about the battle, the only fact that counts is that frenchies failed... AGAIN.
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Re: Agincourt
« Reply #21 on: January 22, 2011, 03:43:22 AM »
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Azincourt funny battle

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Re: Agincourt
« Reply #22 on: January 22, 2011, 05:06:21 AM »
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Terrain and french stupidity made the english take that victory.

French cavalry charge failed because of the unploughed land which turned into mud by rain and the spikes which english archers carved to protect them from cavalry. cavalry charged through the spikes and because of the mud some spikes fell down but most remained up and pierced the horses resulting in lots of casualties. The french cavalry retreated and trampled their own members on their way back because of panicing horses resulting in an even less organised army.
Footman also managed to get to the english force but after crawling through 200-300yards of mud while being shot by barrages of arrows having the sun shine in their eyes making them disorientated and losing alot of morale they got beaten by the english force, who in comparison had alot more energy to fight.

Casualties from french are estimated at around 10.000 and english casualties  were around 100 according to some sources but most people think it would have been more like 500.



Very very very basic summary, i could also write 3pages by quoting books and sources but that takes to much time and most of you guys know how this battle went anyways because this is one of the most legendary and most spoken off battles in history.

You forget on thing, in the end French wins.

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Re: Agincourt
« Reply #23 on: January 22, 2011, 07:05:02 AM »
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Re: Agincourt
« Reply #24 on: January 22, 2011, 10:03:30 AM »
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according to this, the average japanese penis is larger than the average american penis...

LOLWUT?

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Re: Agincourt
« Reply #25 on: January 22, 2011, 10:31:12 AM »
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according to this, the average japanese penis is larger than the average american penis...

LOLWUT?


Derp derp derp usa has more then twice the population of japan... bound to be alot of people there with Thucydides sized wangs.

Gotta give props to the cRPG community, making a battlefield topic turn into a average sized penis contest. I suspect Vic will come on here and post a subject on which demographic has the longest vagina hole... or possibly tightest.
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Re: Agincourt
« Reply #26 on: January 22, 2011, 11:32:10 PM »
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we from croatia are out of league for that chat. too big
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Re: Agincourt
« Reply #27 on: January 23, 2011, 02:18:06 AM »
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we from croatia are out of league for that chat. too big small

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Re: Agincourt
« Reply #28 on: January 23, 2011, 12:11:19 PM »
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Fix'd for you neighbor  :D
too small chart for us :P
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Re: Agincourt
« Reply #29 on: January 25, 2011, 09:32:56 PM »
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didnt read none of your posts! english won cuz archers with pointy sticks... and the frenchies are sissies who drown in mud. p.s. does anyone ever have to wonder why france loses a fight? arent they famous for losing? cmon now.