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Re: Donkey team no longer developing M:BG / OKAM
« Reply #525 on: July 03, 2017, 05:15:18 PM »
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chadz : shhsbauxmsnmsponsnsossk :( ,we kinda stole ur money, others : snahskmsbsjasnsdnzıspwnns :(, ok.
U donkey nigger u probably have foreseen at the first place that okam was unable to make profit in long term anyway,but u still hyped these cancerous people like heskey,to make them buy the game.Although u knew that u were going to stop developping the game in short time,u still made these retards like heskey buy it.Half deformed staggering gratesque bodies of players like Heskey marched the closest bank and let banks suck their money for ur stupid shitty game.I am defending the honour of my fellow players (not heskey),ur snorting doesn't have any effect on me you foul creature of 6th level of inferno,u are a goddamn disgrace, these people thought that u were their omnipotent savior,and got on ur ship ,not knowing u would leave them on a desolated island.Ass u read this long read this too, i lay ur mother to doggy,my dick is 3 inch wide,i gape ur mother's ass 2 inch wide,because i want her to suffer as i cram my dick,ass she screams from the pain her ass signals to her brain through nervous system,i put ur sunglassed swissburglardrinkingbeer.jpg picture in front of her with a metal stick i gaped ur mom's ass, just like a carrot in front of a donkey ,seeing ur picture gratifies her in front and my dick hurts her from back,in these ambivalent feelings ur mother goes back and forth losing sensibility,craves for ur pic tries to kiss u but i pull her back every time she flinches.After we done she says i wished chadz didn't made okam and forced me into this revenge ,and i agree trying to say smt nice : okam is still good though if u are autist like heskey.
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Re: Donkey team no longer developing M:BG / OKAM
« Reply #526 on: July 03, 2017, 11:57:21 PM »
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can we please make this the crpg version of the "navi seals copypasta"?

I mean, it starts with random letters, then a tirade of barking at chadz with a humorously odd focus on Heskey (as if he couldn´t decide whom to yell at more), then it changes to a diablo3-difficulty comparison(?), then to an allegory with an island until, out of nowhere, it suddenly evolves into a nsfw-fanfic. The very end sounds as if he is telling the woman he had intercourse with: "okam is still good though if u are autist like heskey".

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Re: Donkey team no longer developing M:BG / OKAM
« Reply #527 on: July 04, 2017, 12:33:20 AM »
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Re: Donkey team no longer developing M:BG / OKAM
« Reply #528 on: July 04, 2017, 05:50:27 AM »
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in these ambivalent feelings ur mother goes back and forth losing sensibility

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Re: Donkey team no longer developing M:BG / OKAM
« Reply #529 on: July 04, 2017, 06:03:21 AM »
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chadz : shhsbauxmsnmsponsnsossk :( ,we kinda stole ur money, others : snahskmsbsjasnsdnzıspwnns :(, ok.
U donkey nigger u probably have foreseen at the first place that okam was unable to make profit in long term anyway,but u still hyped these cancerous people like heskey,to make them buy the game.Although u knew that u were going to stop developping the game in short time,u still made these retards like heskey buy it.Half deformed staggering gratesque bodies of players like Heskey marched the closest bank and let banks suck their money for ur stupid shitty game.I am defending the honour of my fellow players (not heskey),ur snorting doesn't have any effect on me you foul creature of 6th level of inferno,u are a goddamn disgrace, these people thought that u were their omnipotent savior,and got on ur ship ,not knowing u would leave them on a desolated island.Ass u read this long read this too, i lay ur mother to doggy,my dick is 3 inch wide,i gape ur mother's ass 2 inch wide,because i want her to suffer as i cram my dick,ass she screams from the pain her ass signals to her brain through nervous system,i put ur sunglassed swissburglardrinkingbeer.jpg picture in front of her with a metal stick i gaped ur mom's ass, just like a carrot in front of a donkey ,seeing ur picture gratifies her in front and my dick hurts her from back,in these ambivalent feelings ur mother goes back and forth losing sensibility,craves for ur pic tries to kiss u but i pull her back every time she flinches.After we done she says i wished chadz didn't made okam and forced me into this revenge ,and i agree trying to say smt nice : okam is still good though if u are autist like heskey.

I laughed so hard I almost shit my pants the first time reading this. Once I finally understood how far gone of an attempt it was, I wasn't laughing anymore. I didn't know this level of autism existed.

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Re: Donkey team no longer developing M:BG / OKAM
« Reply #530 on: July 04, 2017, 06:25:39 AM »
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I laughed so hard I almost shit my pants the first time reading this. Once I finally understood how far gone of an attempt it was, I wasn't laughing anymore. I didn't know this level of autism existed.
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Re: Donkey team no longer developing M:BG / OKAM
« Reply #531 on: July 04, 2017, 09:27:44 AM »
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Give a man a mute and you can trigger them for one day.

Or choose your words correctly and you can trigger them for life.
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Re: Donkey team no longer developing M:BG / OKAM
« Reply #532 on: July 04, 2017, 07:20:06 PM »
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wanted to post about that they have like half of the year to complete 'ride with your friends' and all those promised things 'to be released in 2017' and suddenly turned out that that trailer finally got removed from youtube official channels  :rolleyes:
also a lot of stuff have been removed(or maybe just hidded) from official channel - starting from melee highlights to Belfast blogs. There are only like few short small videos left :cry: :|

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Re: Donkey team no longer developing M:BG / OKAM
« Reply #533 on: July 07, 2017, 10:04:13 PM »
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"I am dissapoint. "

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Re: Donkey team no longer developing M:BG / OKAM
« Reply #534 on: July 10, 2017, 05:37:06 PM »
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"I am dissapoint. "

Be excited. An upcoming unconfirmed update in the future may possibly be creating the OKAM version of Strategus. It's what everyone's been waiting for, Strategus without the strategy map.

It took a full year, but the technology to click on placeholder UI and say 'start an event in X hours' will soon be upon us. The MS Paint map was ofc too much work to be out in the first iteration, but I've got a good feeling about the 2-year anniversary in 2018.

This community spawned some of the greatest MS Paint artwork I've ever seen, maybe the new team can commission Kuoin to draw the map for them.
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Re: Donkey team no longer developing M:BG / OKAM
« Reply #535 on: July 10, 2017, 05:49:16 PM »
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This community spawned some of the greatest MS Paint artwork I've ever seen, maybe the new team can commission Kuoin to draw the map for them.

Inb4 the strategic map is located on the veiny cock of some buff anime dude
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Re: Donkey team no longer developing M:BG / OKAM
« Reply #536 on: July 10, 2017, 06:06:35 PM »
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Inb4 the strategic map is located on the veiny cock of some buff anime dude

Pay Kuoin for 4 minutes of work and in 4 minutes you'll have an anime masterpiece that took 4 minutes to make.

Pay a member of the current team for 4 months of work and in 8 months you'll have something that took 4 minutes to make.
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Re: Donkey team no longer developing M:BG / OKAM
« Reply #537 on: July 10, 2017, 08:57:53 PM »
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Pay Kuoin for 4 minutes of work and in 4 minutes you'll have an anime masterpiece that took 4 minutes to make.

Pay a member of the current team for 4 months of work and in 8 months you'll have something that took 4 minutes to make.
Here is one he did in his step up noobs thread, just in case the map won't fit on one.
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Re: Donkey team no longer developing M:BG / OKAM
« Reply #538 on: July 10, 2017, 10:19:47 PM »
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I should really start up that thread again.

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