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Offline Asheram

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Re: Why I love Japan
« Reply #480 on: June 24, 2017, 07:44:59 PM »
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Well at least it doesn't suck.
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Re: Why I love Japan
« Reply #481 on: June 25, 2017, 12:11:50 AM »
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Well at least it doesn't suck.

I wish I didn´t know a friend who works at the hospital telling me about the amount of incidents and their details when people have sex with vacuum cleaners but I do

if you ever consider to fuck a hoover, please, please make at least an at least 1cm wide safety hole into the tube, otherwise the built-up vacuum will cause irreparable damage to your former penis and the place around it, sometimes even killing the person due to the blood loss afterwards or damage on internal organs

on the other hand, all those  sextoy-emergency calls he told me were hilarious. Never ever use a dildo as a buttplug, it can get lost in there and it will not come out without professional hospital tools, sometimes even created(!) for this exact kind of incident :lol:
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Re: Why I love Japan
« Reply #482 on: June 25, 2017, 07:45:55 AM »
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Re: Why I love Japan
« Reply #483 on: July 02, 2017, 09:58:25 PM »
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Re: Why I love Japan
« Reply #484 on: August 17, 2017, 08:51:48 PM »
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Japanese narrators make things so much cooler. :P   
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Re: Why I love Japan
« Reply #485 on: August 31, 2018, 05:16:05 PM »
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