If I truly was shit person I'd take advantage of global trends that are yet to come to this shithole.
Already being sexually impaired individual, lacking sex drive, I should use that as an excuse and declare as transgender woman with micropenis and whole spectrum of mental disorders. It's not like it is hard to prove knowing me?
That would set me for life, because then I could claim to be scientist researching gender studies and get funding from non profit, paid by CIA organizations (for advances made on promoting equality and democracy in backwater country). Because currently, there isn't a single known gender expert in these lands. It's like mining bitcoin before it became a thing.
Sadly for my financial status, taking advantages of truly retarded situation isn't on my agenda at all.