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I cursed an old lady at the Department of Motor Vehicles
« on: January 03, 2018, 03:12:08 PM »
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I was switching plates to a new car and had to bring my 4 year old son due to lack of babysitter. We were stuck there for a little over 2.5 hours and WITCHCRAFT JR was getting impatient, as 4 year olds do at the DMV. No tantrums, but he let out an exasperated shout now and then. Every single time, this old-ass lady in the pews in front of us (the DMV has straight up pew benches for seating, no it's not in a old church) would look over her shoulder at me. At the hour and a half mark when she stared at us again, I threw the devil horns and gave her the evilest eye I had. She didn't look over her shoulder at all at any point after that.

Do a curse on the greatest generation the fuck you lookin at you old hag you think you never been 4 years old before??

Maybe I should go to the doctor this is not heteronormative social functions...  :oops:
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Re: I cursed an old lady at the Department of Motor Vehicles
« Reply #1 on: January 03, 2018, 03:26:17 PM »
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Rude. The lady should've called police and you should've been put in prison and sexed in your poopy hole.

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Re: I cursed an old lady at the Department of Motor Vehicles
« Reply #2 on: January 03, 2018, 03:28:47 PM »
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A gypsy put a curse on my grandma so that she would never have kids, I don't think it worked.
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Re: I cursed an old lady at the Department of Motor Vehicles
« Reply #3 on: January 03, 2018, 03:48:56 PM »
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Heskey pls, romanis* No hate speech allowed

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Re: I cursed an old lady at the Department of Motor Vehicles
« Reply #4 on: January 03, 2018, 03:58:41 PM »
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Re: I cursed an old lady at the Department of Motor Vehicles
« Reply #5 on: January 03, 2018, 04:35:31 PM »
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Re: I cursed an old lady at the Department of Motor Vehicles
« Reply #6 on: January 03, 2018, 07:25:51 PM »
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Perfectly rational and appropriate response Witchcraft. I sometimes use my own curses when I get cut off driving.

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Re: I cursed an old lady at the Department of Motor Vehicles
« Reply #7 on: January 03, 2018, 08:48:29 PM »
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Well hopefully that old gypsy hag didn't go home and put a curse on you like in that movie Drag Me To Hell. Let us now if strange things start happening.
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