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I am proud of my penis
« on: August 08, 2017, 02:06:52 AM »
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If anyone wants to see a picture of my erect penis add me on Steam - http://steamcommunity.com/id/bigstupidgaybaby

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Re: I am proud of my penis
« Reply #1 on: August 08, 2017, 09:45:46 AM »
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Thought Provoking Penis Picture; A Review

On the 8th of August I gazed upon the penis of Poophammer. It made me wonder to myself, "does this count as a micropenis? What's the limit there anyway? If this isn't one, then can a micropenis even be called a penis?" This led me down a road of discovery and enlightenment as I googled through the night and learned many new things. And if you're wondering what the answer to my question was, it was yes.

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Re: I am proud of my penis
« Reply #2 on: August 08, 2017, 10:27:25 AM »
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Can't see anything so it must be really small, be proud of who you are : )
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Re: I am proud of my penis
« Reply #3 on: August 08, 2017, 12:53:37 PM »
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Show some goddamn respect boys, this man is a war veteran.

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Re: I am proud of my penis
« Reply #4 on: August 08, 2017, 01:35:20 PM »
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I didn't know you were one of those mentally broken retards who unironically believes in the "gender=/=sex" nonsense. I can only hope you eventually cut off and invert your dick and balls into a butchered parody of femininity axe wound and gargle pharmaceutical hormones in a sad attempt to fool your poor XY body into believing it is female through artificial means. You should absolutely neuteur yourself and become a genetic dead end for the good of the human genepool.

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Re: I am proud of my penis
« Reply #5 on: August 08, 2017, 01:46:37 PM »
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damn dude who pissed in your cheerios
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Re: I am proud of my penis
« Reply #6 on: August 08, 2017, 05:56:58 PM »
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Re: I am proud of my penis
« Reply #7 on: August 09, 2017, 05:52:37 PM »
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damn dude who pissed in your cheerios

The whole of academia and media pushing this vomit inducing degeneracy on the general public, you brainwashed useful idiot. Increasingly on children, because gotta start that cult indoctrination early on, you know.

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and etc, and etc, and etc. It is literally endless. The postmodernist assault on logic itself is merely going through its long march on the institutions.

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Re: I am proud of my penis
« Reply #8 on: August 09, 2017, 06:00:14 PM »
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Child abuse.
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Re: I am proud of my penis
« Reply #9 on: August 09, 2017, 06:08:58 PM »
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Oh they'll be fine! Unless they actually go trans and enter the suicide coinflip.

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Re: I am proud of my penis
« Reply #10 on: August 09, 2017, 06:32:07 PM »
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"Shiloh, transgender child of Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt, will soon begin hormone treatment"
http://www.playground.plus/news/shiloh-transgender-child-of-angelina-jolie-and-brad-pitt-will-soon-begin-hormone-treatment/
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Two of the most beautiful people on the planet have a daughter, so of course it only makes sense to turn her into a sad parody of what she would turn out naturally. These people aren't being good, tolerant parents acceding to the wishes of their children, they push this shit on them relentlessly. It's a fad, like addopting a bunch of african chilren's because of your white guilt. I can't even imagine what it must be like living with a mother who openly loathes you because you're white, but it wouldn't be the first Hollywood virtue signaling sociopath ruining their child's life I guess.

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Re: I am proud of my penis
« Reply #11 on: August 09, 2017, 07:40:31 PM »
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Angelina Jolie and Will Smith are not exactly an example of good parenting
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Re: I am proud of my penis
« Reply #12 on: August 09, 2017, 07:54:17 PM »
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Thanks for showing this, this is absolutely fucking disgusting. Angelina Jolie should be raped and killed by the new citiziens in the multicultural society that she promotes.
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« Reply #13 on: August 09, 2017, 08:44:39 PM »
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I imagine you loved the recent Google debacle about the engineer's """"""""""manifesto"""""""" (better name it that to remind everyone of some crazed killer's mad writings), Oberyn.

An engineer writes something that's entirely based on science, and is branded a "fascist" because he dares suggest the genders are different and women shouldn't be shoe-horned into jobs they don't want to do.

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http://slatestarcodex.com/2017/08/07/contra-grant-on-exaggerated-differences/

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Parts of tech are already this bad. For the rest of you: it’s what you have to look forward to.

It doesn’t have to be this way. Nobody has any real policy disagreements. Everyone can just agree that men and women are equal, that they both have the same rights, that nobody should face harassment or discrimination. We can relax the Permanent State Of Emergency around too few women in tech, and admit that women have the right to go into whatever field they want, and that if they want to go off and be 80% of veterinarians and 74% of forensic scientists, those careers seem good too. We can appreciate the contributions of existing women in tech, make sure the door is open for any new ones who want to join, and start treating each other as human beings again. Your co-worker could just be your co-worker, not a potential chocolate chip cookie to be assaulted or a potential Stalinist who’s going to rat on you. Your project manager could just be your project manager, not the person tasked with monitoring you for signs of thoughtcrime. Your female co-worker could just be your female co-worker, not a Badass Grrl Coder Who Overcomes Adversity. Your male co-worker could just be your male co-worker, not a Tool Of The Patriarchy Who Denies His Complicity In Oppression. I promise there are industries like this. Medicine is like this! Loads of things are like this! Lots of tech companies are even still like this! This could be you.

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Re: I am proud of my penis
« Reply #14 on: August 09, 2017, 11:14:55 PM »
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Angelina Jolie and Will Smith are not exactly an example of good parenting


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i suspect that chadz and maybe some others are autists