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Re: Happy Ramadan All!
« Reply #15 on: May 19, 2018, 06:57:39 PM »
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Re: Happy Ramadan All!
« Reply #16 on: May 20, 2018, 03:50:37 AM »
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Happy Ramadan muslim fegz,The importance of Holy Ramadan for infidels/christianz :

Holy Quran was first revealed in the month of Ramadan.
Fasting in the month of Ramadan is the fourth Pillar of Islam among the five.
Fasting helps to attain Taqwa (performing of actions which please Allah and abstaining from those actions that displease Him).
Ramadan is known to be the month of Quran. It is highly recommended in the Ramadan to read and study the Holy Quran and to share with others.
The Night of Decree or The Night of Power (Laylat al-Qadr ) is in this month, which is better than a thousand months.
In this Holy month, the gates of Paradise are opened, gates of Hell are closed and the devils are chained up.
Umra’h (shorter/minor pilgrimage) in Ramadan is equivalent to Hajj (major pilgrimage).
Muslims observe I’tikaaf (residing in the mosque for worship) in the Ramadan especially in the last 10 days of this Holy month.
It is very rewarding act in Ramadan to offer Iftaar (sunset meal to break fast) to those who are fasting.
It is also highly recommended to give Zakat (obligatory tax/donation – 2.5% of wealth/savings/assets) and Sadaqah (voluntary charity) in the Ramadaan.
It is said in an authentic Hadith of Prophet Muhammad (peace be upon him) that fasting in the Ramadan sincerely out of faith and in the hope of reward, we will be forgiven all our previous sins, provided the major sins are not committed.

Get the hell out of here!!!! You mean I get one Hajj for not 3, not 2, but 1 Umra'h??? Holy shit, I know a good deal when I see one!

Didn't Ramadan also have something to do with poor, smelly people? You didn't mention them at all :/

I think you are supposed to feel what it's like having nothing to eat most of the day and only be able to eat all you want in the early morning and late at night.... like starving poor people... sort of.

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Re: Happy Ramadan All!
« Reply #17 on: May 20, 2018, 05:25:56 AM »
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Get the hell out of here!!!! You mean I get one Hajj for not 3, not 2, but 1 Umra'h??? Holy shit, I know a good deal when I see one!

Didn't Ramadan also have something to do with poor, smelly people? You didn't mention them at all :/

I think you are supposed to feel what it's like having nothing to eat most of the day and only be able to eat all you want in the early morning and late at night.... like starving poor people... sort of.

it is both humbling and spiritually rewarding
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Re: Happy Ramadan All!
« Reply #18 on: May 20, 2018, 02:00:50 PM »
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Happy Ramadan muslim fegz,The importance of Holy Ramadan for infidels/christianz :

It is highly recommended in the Ramadan to read and study the Holy Quran and to share with others.


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Ok, so I will make a start here, if nobody else does  :D



9:123 O ye who believe! Fight those of the disbelievers who are near to you, and let them find harshness in you, and know that Allah is with those who keep their duty (unto Him).
2:257 As for those who disbelieve, their patrons are false deities. They bring them out of light into darkness. Such are rightful owners of the Fire. They will abide therein.
47:12 those who disbelieve take their comfort in this life and eat even as the cattle eat, and the Fire is their habitation.

3:73 And believe not save in one who followeth your religion
4:144 O ye who believe! Choose not disbelievers for (your) friends in place of believers. Would ye give Allah a clear warrant against you ?
5:51 O ye who believe! Take not the Jews and the Christians for friends. They are friends one to another. He among you who taketh them for friends is (one) of them. Lo! Allah guideth not wrongdoing folk.

22:15 Whoso is wont to think (through envy) that Allah will not give him (Muhammad) victory in the world and the Hereafter (and is enraged at the thought of his victory), let him stretch a rope up to the roof (of his dwelling), and let him hang himself.

22:19 But as for those who disbelieve, garments of fire will be cut out for them; boiling fluid will be poured down on their heads,
22:20 Whereby that which is in their bellies, and their skins too, will be melted;
22:21 And for them are hooked rods of iron.
22:22 Whenever, in their anguish, they would go forth from thence they are driven back therein and (it is said unto them): Taste the doom of burning.



Back to studying the good book! Happy Ramadan everyone!! Peace, tolerance and mutual respect :D
Of all the collective mental diseases peaceful and sciency religions, this one is still my favourite.  :D

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Re: Happy Ramadan All!
« Reply #19 on: May 20, 2018, 05:46:10 PM »
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Back to studying the good book! Happy Ramadan everyone!! Peace, tolerance and mutual respect :D
Of all the collective mental diseases peaceful and sciency religions, this one is still my favourite.  :D

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''collective mental diseases'' your use of the freudian term for describing religion excited me greatly,can we be friends? I am yuckmuch and ur name?

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Re: Happy Ramadan All!
« Reply #20 on: May 20, 2018, 05:57:42 PM »
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2:6 As for the Disbelievers, Whether thou warn them or thou warn them not it is all one for them; they believe not.
2:7 Allah hath sealed their hearing and their hearts, and on their eyes there is a covering. Theirs will be an awful doom.
2:15 Allah (Himself) doth mock them, leaving them to wander blindly on in their contumacy.
2:18 Deaf, dumb and blind; and they return not.
2:20 The lightning almost snatcheth away their sight from them. As often as it flasheth forth for them they walk therein, and when it darkeneth against them they stand still. If Allah willed, He could destroy their hearing and their sight. Lo! Allah is able to do all things.
2:23 And if ye are in doubt concerning that which We reveal unto Our slave (Muhammad), then produce a surah of the like thereof, and call your witness beside Allah if ye are truthful.
2:24 And if ye do it not - and ye can never do it - then guard yourselves against the Fire prepared for disbelievers, whose fuel is of men and stones.
2:121 Those unto whom We have given the Scripture, who read it with the right reading, those believe in it. And whoso disbelieveth in it, those are they who are the losers.
2:126 And when Abraham prayed: My Lord! Make this a region of security and bestow upon its people fruits, such of them as believe in Allah and the Last Day, He answered: As for him who disbelieveth, I shall leave him in contentment for a while, then I shall compel him to the doom of Fire - a hapless journey's end!
2:161 Lo! Those who disbelieve, and die while they are disbelievers; on them is the curse of Allah and of angels and of men combined.
2:171 The likeness of those who disbelieve (in relation to the messenger) is as the likeness of one who calleth unto that which heareth naught except a shout and cry. Deaf, dumb, blind, therefore they have no sense.


I like sand, burning heathens and dreaming of being superior. They so stupid. Do you like burning heathens?

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Re: Happy Ramadan All!
« Reply #21 on: May 21, 2018, 06:39:41 PM »
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Studying the Holy Quran, I find more and more helpful guidance how to manage day-to-day life in the 21st century. I want to share some of my favourite revelations with you, hoping they will inspire you as they have inspired me and bring you closer to Allah  :D :D :D

2:118 And those who have no knowledge say: Why doth not Allah speak unto us, or some sign come unto us ? Even thus, as they now speak, spake those (who were) before them. Their hearts are all alike. We have made clear the revelations for people who are sure.

2:13 And when it is said unto them: believe as the people believe, they say: shall we believe as the foolish believe ? are not they indeed the foolish ? But they know not.

4:101 And when ye go forth in the land, it is no sin for you to curtail (your) worship if ye fear that those who disbelieve may attack you. In truth the disbelievers are an open enemy to you.

4:140 He hath already revealed unto you in the Scripture that, when ye hear the revelations of Allah rejected and derided, (ye) sit not with them (who disbelieve and mock) until they engage in some other conversation. Lo! in that case (if ye stayed) ye would be like unto them. Lo! Allah will gather hypocrites and disbelievers, all together, into hell;

4:43 O ye who believe! Draw not near unto prayer when ye are drunken, till ye know that which ye utter, nor when ye are polluted, save when journeying upon the road, till ye have bathed. And if ye be ill, or on a journey, or one of you cometh from the closet, or ye have touched women, and ye find not water, then go to high clean soil and rub your faces and your hands (therewith). Lo! Allah is Benign, Forgiving.

2:222 They question thee (O Muhammad) concerning menstruation. Say: It is an illness, so let women alone at such times and go not in unto them till they are cleansed. And when they have purified themselves, then go in unto them as Allah hath enjoined upon you. Truly Allah loveth those who turn unto Him, and loveth those who have a care for cleanness.

4:92 It is not for a believer to kill a believer unless (it be) by mistake. He who hath killed a believer by mistake must set free a believing slave, and pay the blood- money to the family of the slain, unless they remit it as a charity. If he (the victim) be of a people hostile unto you, and he is a believer, then (the penance is) to set free a believing slave. And if he cometh of a folk between whom and you there is a covenant, then the blood-money must be paid unto his folk and (also) a believing slave must be set free. And whoso hath not the wherewithal must fast two consecutive months. A penance from Allah. Allah is Knower, Wise.


Just the other day I accidentally killed a person. Lucky for me, it turned out he was a disbeliever and is now impaled on an iron rod in hell, so I can keep all my slaves  :D :D :D

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Re: Happy Ramadan All!
« Reply #22 on: May 21, 2018, 08:32:33 PM »
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Allah is as just as he is great  :D :D :D

5:40 Knowest thou not that unto Allah belongeth the Sovereignty of the heavens and the earth ? He punisheth whom He will, and forgiveth whom He will. Allah is Able to do all things.

6:149 Say - For Allah's is the final argument - Had He willed He could indeed have guided all of you.

86:13 Lo! this (Qur'an) is a conclusive word,
86:14 It is no pleasantry.
86:15 Lo! they plot a plot (against thee, O Muhammad)
86:16 And I plot a plot (against them).
86:17 So give a respite to the disbelievers. Deal thou gently with them for a while.

76:24 So submit patiently to thy Lord's command, and obey not of them any guilty one or disbeliever.


Allah better not catch any of you brothers working for a disbeliever, or it will be eternal hell-fire for you  :D :D :D
And keep smiling for now  :D :D :D :D :D

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Re: Happy Ramadan All!
« Reply #23 on: May 22, 2018, 08:41:01 AM »
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peaceful ramadan mate
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Re: Happy Ramadan All!
« Reply #24 on: May 22, 2018, 09:33:44 AM »
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in Ramadan muslim people are allowed to beat their wives.

No wait, thats the normal days in the life of a raghead, in ramadan they throw acid in their faces.

Lol, happy fΑgmadan.

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Re: Happy Ramadan All!
« Reply #25 on: May 22, 2018, 11:32:01 AM »
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You just jealous you can't go in a cut without getting you hands bloody.

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Re: Happy Ramadan All!
« Reply #26 on: May 23, 2018, 05:39:54 PM »
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Today I want to share, in the spirit of Ramadan, some particularly sciency revelations I discovered while studying the good book.
I know now that there is absolutely no way that the Holy Quran was written more than 1300 years ago without exclusive VIP divine insight. From a modern point of view, people from that time and region would probably be perceived as naive, uneducated and ignorant rednecks, who understand nothing about the world or anything and are easily impressed. And yet the opposite is true for the Quran and subsequently those who are following its wisdom. The kind of insight and understanding, the love for detail, the coherence, the complete absence of any contradictions whatsoever... It's not the work of a hateful, manipulative madman and warmonger. It's not of this world. Nobody can make this stuff up. And that's what finally tipped me in the right direction. So many things suddenly start making sense now. And if all these are undeniable facts, then the rest must also be true! But don't take my word for it! See for yourselves what was revealed unto us:

18:86 Till, when he reached the setting-place of the sun, he found it setting in a muddy spring, and found a people thereabout. We said: O Dhu'l-Qarneyn! Either punish or show them kindness.
18:90 Till, when he reached the rising-place of the sun, he found it rising on a people for whom We had appointed no shelter therefrom.
21:33 And He it is Who created the night and the day, and the sun and the moon. They float, each in an orbit.
27:61 Is not He (best) Who made the earth a fixed abode, and placed rivers in the folds thereof, and placed firm hills therein, and hath set a barrier between the two seas ? Is there any God beside Allah ? Nay, but most of them know not!

So, what many of us suspected is true after all. The earth is indeed flat, like intuition suggests. If it were round, you would roll downhill all the time. And the sun and moon do indeed orbit the earth (as do the five planets, give or take), which itself is fixed in place. If we were moving, we would feel a tickle in our bellies and the wind in our shaggy beards. Water and wind don't erode sediment and landscapes aren't shaped by a number of abiotic and biotic processes. Mountains don't emerge from tectonic friction. Allah placed them there, who is therefore best (1st out of 1). Most of us just know not. Go Allah!

41:12 Then He ordained them seven heavens in two Days and inspired in each heaven its mandate; and We decked the nether heaven with lamps, and rendered it inviolable. That is the measuring of the Mighty, the Knower.
67:5 And verily We have beautified the world's heaven with lamps, and We have made them missiles for the devils, and for them We have prepared the doom of flame.
81:2 And when the stars fall,
69:14 And the earth with the mountains shall be lifted up and crushed with one crash,

Stars are not suns up to billions of lightyears away, they are indeed nice, decorative lamps and missiles for the devils. In the end, our sun will not expand into a "red giant" after merging all hydrogen into helium raising temperatures on earth to intolerable levels for all life, both muslim and infidel, stars and space will not continue to drift apart indefinitely, accelerated by so-called dark energy, until the nightsky turns black. Assumingly, the universe also isn't infinite and roughly homogenous, so there is not an infinite amount of life and species in it. All matter will not eventually be gathered in super massive black holes and then slowly released as hawking radiation until, in about 10^100 years, the whole universe consists only of isolated photons drifting ever further apart. The stars will in fact crash on the earth, which itself gets lifted up and smashed on the floor. Zoosh! Bang! Wisdom!

22:5 We have created you from dust, then from a drop of seed, then from a clot, then from a little lump of flesh shapely and shapeless, that We may make (it) clear for you. And We cause what We will to remain in the wombs for an appointed time, and afterward We bring you forth as infants, then (give you growth) that ye attain your full strength.
There is no evolution and no branching of species, no DNA, no random mutations and genetic variation, no selection and consequential adaptation to changing conditions, no ongoing process that started over 4.5 billion years ago. We were made from dust, a drop of seed, a clot, then a lump. I don't think I can memorize all those. Dust, seed, clot, lump. Dust, seed, clot, lump. Wisdom obtained!! Why does everything have to be so awfully complicated though? Also note how accurately and detailed the human ontogenises is depicted in a time long before modern medicine: Whomb, then infant, then grow stronk. A miracle?

24:45 Allah hath created every animal of water. Of them is (a kind) that goeth upon its belly and (a kind) that goeth upon two legs and (a kind) that goeth upon four. Allah createth what He will. Lo! Allah is Able to do all things.
Unbelievers may say "What about insects and spiders? Walketh they not on 6 or 8 legs respectively?". Arthropodes have in fact 4 legs, the remaining extremities are really arms. Lo! Allah is clever, slippery!

16:68 And thy Lord inspired the bee, saying: Choose thou habitations in the hills and in the trees and in that which they thatch;
16:69 Then eat of all fruits, and follow the ways of thy Lord, made smooth (for thee). There cometh forth from their bellies a drink divers of hues, wherein is healing for mankind. Lo! herein is indeed a portent for people who reflect.

A practical example of how civilization's modern day problems can be fixed by looking for answers in the Holy Quran: Bees don't feed on pollen and nectar. They do indeed feed on fruits... very much like wasps. There is no problem with lack of bees in agricultural monocultures today. The problem is that bees never helped pollinating blossoms in the first place. They like fruits.

86:5 So let man consider from what he is created.
86:6 He is created from a gushing fluid
86:7 That issued from between the loins and ribs.

Allah is fully aware that we grow from fertilized egg cells (aka zygote) and that sperm is produced in testicles, but when it comes to sexual matters he is fixated on very young boys whose testicles haven't yet moved out of the body, hence the loins and ribs.

6:142 And of the cattle (He produceth) some for burdens, some for food. Eat of that which Allah hath bestowed upon you, and follow not the footsteps of the devil, for lo! he is an open foe to you.
Against popular belief, animals are not our distant relatives. Allah made them for our convenience, for food or for carrying our burdens. If you don't eat them, you are following the devil. 10 years a vegetarian... 10 years of darkness. Can Allah forgive me? I didn't know I was being... develish. But should we now eat our cats and dogs or train them to carry our luggage? Which one is their purpose? And can we anasthetize them before we slit their throats? Maybe just a little? Lo! Allah is boss, knower! Wisdom +100

51:49 And all things We have created by pairs, that haply ye may reflect.
Granted, micro organisms often don't have 2 genders and reproduce without gushing fluid. Allah is aware of this, he just didn't expect us to make microscopes and snoop around in things that don't concern us. That doesn't mean Allah didn't know what micro organisms are. He has supernatural bionic eyesight. And... I mean, duh! He made them. He just keeps us on a need-to-know basis. Besides, some theologists argue that micro organisms are not "things" at all, but in fact "stuff". Allah is also aware that he put millions of different species on the world disc and that for most of them there must have been room on the "Ark". He doesn't see a problem with that. If you do, it's your problem. You are then the rightful owner of the flame.

Spiritual reward +1000

Happy Ramadan!!


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Re: Happy Ramadan All!
« Reply #27 on: May 24, 2018, 02:06:26 PM »
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rhetorical question incoming:

why dude?  why wont you let it go.

stop giving in to the us vs. them mentality,  stop talking about things you arent willing to fully commit to educating yourself about, hence spreading half knowledge and fostering the prejudice of the ignorant american.

may batman be with you.
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Re: Happy Ramadan All!
« Reply #28 on: May 24, 2018, 06:46:31 PM »
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The Virgin Globalist Kraut vs the Chad Islamophobic American.

Torben you're one of the most ignorant motherfuckers when it comes to Islam, or really anything at all tbh, please shut the fuck up about "education", "knowledge" and "ignorance" you dumb childlike naive cunt. You wouldn't recognize any of those things if they ran you over in a truck then beheaded your crippled, muscly ass.
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Re: Happy Ramadan All!
« Reply #29 on: May 24, 2018, 06:57:58 PM »
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why dude?
Because this stuff is better than "Mein Kampf", which apparently nobody ever read - WE DID NOT KNOW.

stop giving in to the us vs. them mentality
That kind of mentality is hard-coded into my operating system, "Allah 6.32 AD RC", and there are no more upgrades :(

may batman be with you.
Papa Smurf much better. Wise, just. Lo!


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First a few more teasers:
9:4 those of the idolaters with whom ye (Muslims) have a treaty, and who have since abated nothing of your right nor have supported anyone against you. (As for these), fulfil their treaty to them till their term. Lo! Allah loveth those who keep their duty (unto Him).
9:5 Then, when the sacred months have passed, slay the idolaters wherever ye find them, and take them (captive), and besiege them, and prepare for them each ambush.
2:191 And slay them wherever ye find them, and drive them out of the places whence they drove you out, for persecution is worse than slaughter.
4:76 Those who believe do battle for the cause of Allah; and those who disbelieve do battle for the cause of idols. So fight the minions of the devil. Lo! the devil's strategy is ever weak.
4:74 Let those fight in the way of Allah who sell the life of this world for the other. Whoso fighteth in the way of Allah, be he slain or be he victorious, on him We shall bestow a vast reward.


And now I want to conclude my exciting spiritual journey for the time being, and what a journey it has been. I feel like a wise and moral person now, in enlightened spiritual unity with all living things - except women, homos, skeptics, animals, jews, christians, unbelievers and everyone who isn't muslim. But that goes without saying.
I have learned from the revelations much about hating, burning and not listening; that explanations are for the dumb and senseless; if you don't believe, just hang yourself; if people make fun of Allah or talk sense, just take a walk; don't drink and pray; wash yourself with sand after you went poo-poo or touched a girl; if it's bleeding, don't go in; serve now, enjoy when you're dead; be nice to infidels until you get a chance to stab them all in the back; when a goat falls down a cliff, don't eat it; if Allah wills it, he can destroy all unbelievers or make them believers, but he rather mocks and then punishes them, because they so stupid, even though he made them, so the joke is technically on him, but Lo! he can do all things.

My final score: 3.5 / 5 (including orphan compensation bonus)
Sometimes it was hard to follow, because the author keeps straying into wild rants about doomed infidels burning in hell-fire after every few sentences, all the way through to the end. Apart from that, there isn't really a clear message or a consistent direction and one is often left wondering what the author is trying to say and what point he is trying to prove. He is having trouble to stay focussed, resulting in somewhat random and incoherent trains of thought, possibly an indication for a pathological mental condition, maybe infantilism, which would also explain the aversion against women, the radical unwillingness to have dialogues with people of varying convictions in an unbiased and honest kind of way, but to rather just kill and burn them all, and then there's the clinging to an all-powerful imaginary friend and father figure and the constant references to him in all moral and ethical matters, which implies a strong reluctance to start taking responsibility for his own actions and views and to independently reflect on them. Overall, it was great reading though. Very special and often funny, sometimes touching when the author invents fantastic stories in an attempt to deal with his own misfortune of never having had a real daddy, even though their often childishly violent nature indicate deep, unresolved emotional problems and a therapeutical treatment should have been considered. He did copy much of his material from older sources, but that used to be common practice and copyrights were not an issue at the time.

Now I feel like barbeque and something burned alive in fire!     :twisted:   :twisted:   :twisted:
Who else is slightly hungry and hasn't eaten in hours?
But no pork! Filthy piggy bad!!     :P   
Happy Ramadan everyone!!! Globalized industrialization and information age yay! Renaissance and enlightenment nay! Faith harder, brethren! 7th century 4 evah!   8-)   8-)

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