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Title: Guessing Leshma in real life
Post by: Nickleback on May 12, 2019, 09:49:51 PM
In this thread u nerds start guessing what kimd of life leshma has,then leshma tells us is it correct or no,lets start.

I bet leshma pimpleful faced fatto,who disregards woman and acquire magic.
Title: Re: Guessing Leshma in real life
Post by: Gravoth_iii on May 12, 2019, 09:54:10 PM
I think he is human, or human shaped at the very least.
Title: Re: Guessing Leshma in real life
Post by: Nickleback on May 12, 2019, 10:33:10 PM
I think he is human, or human shaped at the very least.
I think we are closing in on truth here,hopefully.
Title: Re: Guessing Leshma in real life
Post by: Shpritza on May 13, 2019, 09:53:31 AM
I think this topic is stupid...    :mrgreen:
Title: Re: Guessing Leshma in real life
Post by: Nickleback on May 13, 2019, 04:57:47 PM
I think this topic is stupid...    :mrgreen:
it is indeed :D
Title: Re: Guessing Leshma in real life
Post by: Torben on May 13, 2019, 06:34:36 PM
wtf shpritza,  havent seen u in ages
Title: Re: Guessing Leshma in real life
Post by: Gravoth_iii on June 02, 2019, 12:25:07 AM

Found Leshma
Title: Re: Guessing Leshma in real life
Post by: Asheram on June 02, 2019, 02:05:01 AM
Title: Re: Guessing Leshma in real life
Post by: Oberyn on June 05, 2019, 07:14:49 PM
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Title: Re: Guessing Leshma in real life
Post by: Leshma on June 06, 2019, 12:06:51 AM
Wish I had that much hair. Being born in the same year of Chernobyl disaster affected my hairline in a very negative way. Of course I wear glasses, who doesn't these days? Have sunken cheeks even tho I was chubby as a kid, vampire tan, thinner lips. Due to life being rough I have very limited emotional range and rarely if ever cry. Nose is not crooked but its kinda big and have ton of issues with my sinuses and allergies. Also I do have a neck, would say exceptionally long one given my meager height. Hair formerly black, shades of grey everywhere.

Think of Smoothrich, but not as ugly, without those crazy eyes, not as bald. With a little bit more meat on my bones compared to skinny Smoothrich from videos.

Me and Smooth are both Slaves, means we are 100% white and you are not :P
Title: Re: Guessing Leshma in real life
Post by: Gurgumul on June 07, 2019, 05:51:26 PM
Title: Re: Guessing Leshma in real life
Post by: FatUglyLoserRetard on June 07, 2019, 08:30:16 PM
Just imagine it. Your great great balkan grandmother, spread out on the barn of a forsaken shitty slavic balkan town. An Ottoman officer arrives to inspect the town-- when he decides that while he's there, he wants to enjoy some fine slavic peasant whores. His hands on his waist, he orders your ancestor to spread her ugly outie slavic cunt wide. Your great great grandmother complies and finally realizes that somehow... she is eager. She's scared yes... because she can hear her cuck husband crying back in the house (he obviously is a coward since he's a slav). But although she is scared, she also has this weird sensation of excitement foaming up within her soul. It's as if she is ashamed but eager, wanting of the strange new sensation that's about to enter her very being. The Ottoman Turkish officer, obviously a purposeful Turkic leader of men-- from Ankara, unclasps his belt, and drops his breeches. There it is. We see sight of it. A massive, glorious, staggering 9 inch girth circumcised penis, pulsing with energy. Your great grandmother gasps, she bites her lip, she closes her eyes, and just like that as the penis touches her labie, an electric shock makes her delve into a land of pleasure and feelings she has never felt with a puny balkan man. Inch by inch, millimeter by millimeter, the Turkish masterrace fits inside you great great grandmother. It has only been 20 seconds, but your ancestor is already shuddering with a boiling orgasm roiling up like a thunderous explosion within her loins. Its a forest blaze of ecstasy. And at this moment she begins crying. She cries due to one reason... Why didn't she get taken by this Turk earlier? She is now disgusted with herself by ever being coupled with the puny Bulgarian man at all. She begins chanting, like some occult freak, in Bulgarian. She chants with every short breath to the Turkish officer.

"Come. Come. Come. Come."

and thats how balkanshit's race came to be...
Title: Re: Guessing Leshma in real life
Post by: Leshma on June 08, 2019, 05:04:38 AM
Ginger turkling, dont be like that. Given circumstances, Id totally vote for Erdogan if he implements old ottoman taxation system.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Taxation_in_the_Ottoman_Empire

This is way better than what we have today, paying higher taxes without getting anything in return. I can hardly see a doctor without going to private clinic, because medical pros are striking in silence for the past decade. 90% of them will redirect you to their private practice. Sure makes sense to pay 60% tax when you know money is well used but paying to non functioning government, only for your money to make some thief richer. Fuck that. Ill rather pay to Sultan Erdogan.
Title: Re: Guessing Leshma in real life
Post by: Oberyn on June 14, 2019, 06:51:32 PM
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Title: Re: Guessing Leshma in real life
Post by: Ikarus on June 14, 2019, 10:14:20 PM
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poor turtle :B

we only got paper straws here in austria since a couple of months. Barely makes a difference to the plastic ones, I don't miss em. Don't go for metal straws, super easy to damage your teeth with those by accidentally "jousting" them when you raise the glass up to your mouth
Title: Re: Guessing Leshma in real life
Post by: Leshma on June 16, 2019, 11:45:53 PM
real question is, what do you need straws for?

in my entire 33 years i have used a straw less than dozen times but i don't drink milkshakes nor i hang out in fatdonalds

will probably need straws in my life in 35-40 years, under assumption i manage to survive that long
Title: Re: Guessing Leshma in real life
Post by: Asheram on June 17, 2019, 12:25:32 AM
real question is, what do you need straws for?
kung fu fighting over tea of course
Title: Re: Guessing Leshma in real life
Post by: Shady Character on June 17, 2019, 04:52:22 AM
Straws are better for your teeth