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Title: WANTED: NA Admins, Apply Within
Post by: Sparvico on December 22, 2017, 12:01:24 AM
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ADMINS WANTED
For hazardous work, no wages, bitter resentment, long months of complete ostracization,
constant harassment, safe return to good standing doubtful.
No reward in case of success.

Must be a resident of North America or regularly play on the NA server.
Dipshits need not apply
Title: Re: WANTED: NA Admins, Apply Within
Post by: pogosan on December 22, 2017, 12:04:08 AM
I'd like to apply. I never play on NA and never will, so I'm a perfect candidate.
Title: Re: WANTED: NA Admins, Apply Within
Post by: Sharpe on December 22, 2017, 12:22:03 AM
I'll throw my hat in the ring.

I play an archer, so people naturally hate me.
Title: Re: WANTED: NA Admins, Apply Within
Post by: Kadeth on December 22, 2017, 12:34:59 AM
Join the team today, guys. They let you be an asshole to everyone and get away with it (my days are probably numbered though).
Title: Re: WANTED: NA Admins, Apply Within
Post by: Jacaroma on December 22, 2017, 12:46:53 AM
Sign me up. I am ready to lose my only two friends i have anyway.
Title: Re: WANTED: NA Admins, Apply Within
Post by: Asheram on December 22, 2017, 12:48:37 AM
Should make everyone an admin and rename the game Adminwars.
Title: Re: WANTED: NA Admins, Apply Within
Post by: Kadeth on December 22, 2017, 01:21:52 AM
Sign me up. I am ready to lose my only two friends i have anyway.

brother, i'll stand by u no matter what
Title: Re: WANTED: NA Admins, Apply Within
Post by: Drunken_sailor on December 22, 2017, 01:22:23 AM
Modeled after Highlander, where the last admin standing who had found a way to ban all the other admins becomes a super admin
Title: Re: WANTED: NA Admins, Apply Within
Post by: Voncrow on December 22, 2017, 01:24:42 AM
I would apply for admin.
Title: Re: WANTED: NA Admins, Apply Within
Post by: gallonigher on December 22, 2017, 01:50:25 AM
I think I would make a decent admin but what do I know?
Title: Re: WANTED: NA Admins, Apply Within
Post by: Jaren on December 22, 2017, 02:46:28 AM
I'm Jaren.
Title: Re: WANTED: NA Admins, Apply Within
Post by: Viscount on December 22, 2017, 02:57:55 AM
I would like to apply as an admin because I love anime, we all love anime in our hearts.
Title: Re: WANTED: NA Admins, Apply Within
Post by: Kratos on December 22, 2017, 03:01:17 AM
I apply, I am the perfect example of an NA player. I can't block properly and I laugh at shitty memes.
Title: Re: WANTED: NA Admins, Apply Within
Post by: traxits on December 22, 2017, 03:11:51 AM
i haven't been banned since like 2016 so i think i deserve a shot at being an admin
Title: Re: WANTED: NA Admins, Apply Within
Post by: Novamere on December 22, 2017, 04:15:51 AM
I would apply for admin.


I think I would make a decent admin but what do I know?

I havent said n1gger in like 5 years but if these N1GGERS are elected admin make daruvian and me an admin too and its fullproof!

O yea and dont forget Morris/Bicep cant miss him as new admin
Title: Re: WANTED: NA Admins, Apply Within
Post by: Rando on December 22, 2017, 04:25:41 AM
I will become the new admin.

Pros:
-Neckbeard
-Autistic (High T trait)
-Principled Authority Figure
-Can separate the job from personal opinions/feelings
-Wrote the shitpost that saved Strategus
-Chad
-Good hairline
-Sensitive & Understanding


Cons:
-May have said a naughty word or two at one point

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Title: Re: WANTED: NA Admins, Apply Within
Post by: Phoenix on December 22, 2017, 04:32:04 AM
PUT ME IN COACH
Title: Re: WANTED: NA Admins, Apply Within
Post by: Seadle on December 22, 2017, 04:57:29 AM
I will apply here is my resume:

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ACTIVE PLAYER SINCE 2011 AND WILL ALWAYS BE ACTIVE. FORMER MEMBER OF TEMPLAR/SHOGUNATE/RISEN/TKOV/DRACUL
Leader of Sloth clan and member of remnerds.
Never punished outside of Mecha Hitler fiasco and never muted in game
Title: Re: WANTED: NA Admins, Apply Within
Post by: _uwu_ on December 22, 2017, 05:09:19 AM
it'd be rly cool if i could be admin, i think i'd do a good job tbh
Title: Re: WANTED: NA Admins, Apply Within
Post by: Sparvico on December 22, 2017, 05:21:34 AM
I will apply here is my resume:

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ACTIVE PLAYER SINCE 2011 AND WILL ALWAYS BE ACTIVE. FORMER MEMBER OF TEMPLAR/SHOGUNATE/RISEN/TKOV/DRACUL
Leader of Sloth clan and member of remnerds.
Never punished outside of Mecha Hitler fiasco and never muted in game

Holy shit it's an actual resume. Excellent form my good sir.
Title: Re: WANTED: NA Admins, Apply Within
Post by: Westwood on December 22, 2017, 06:35:40 AM
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o boy
Title: Re: WANTED: NA Admins, Apply Within
Post by: KaleLord on December 22, 2017, 07:05:47 AM
I be good admin
Title: Re: WANTED: NA Admins, Apply Within
Post by: Jarl_Onurb on December 22, 2017, 07:12:31 AM
Anybody wanna buy me a house in north america so I can apply for admin? I will give you looms if I actually get admin.
Title: Re: WANTED: NA Admins, Apply Within
Post by: Seadle on December 22, 2017, 07:58:27 AM
o boy

:^)
Title: Re: WANTED: NA Admins, Apply Within
Post by: PhoenicianWarrior on December 22, 2017, 08:46:22 AM
Phoe for admin 2k18
Title: Re: WANTED: NA Admins, Apply Within
Post by: Davic on December 22, 2017, 09:24:13 AM
how 'bout we get rid of admins entirely and allow cRPG to persist under the rules of anarchy, where only the strong survive
Title: Re: WANTED: NA Admins, Apply Within
Post by: Sparvico on December 22, 2017, 09:32:50 AM
how 'bout we get rid of admins entirely and allow cRPG to persist under the rules of anarchy, where only the strong survive

Honestly this is the only true and proper answer. The strong will do what they can and the weak will suffer what they must.
Title: Re: WANTED: NA Admins, Apply Within
Post by: Cassi on December 22, 2017, 03:26:27 PM
how 'bout we get rid of admins entirely and allow cRPG to persist under the rules of anarchy, where only the strong survive

lol inb4 septa-skyladdering from spawn to enemies walls

would love to see that tho tbh
Title: Re: WANTED: NA Admins, Apply Within
Post by: Viscount on December 22, 2017, 03:43:00 PM
I like what davic said we should give more power to players since most are bad.
~Prof during a strategus siege: All admins in NA suck*
Title: Re: WANTED: NA Admins, Apply Within
Post by: RandomDude on December 22, 2017, 11:08:13 PM
If you still need an Admin I don't mind labouring. I used to be an Admin for EU but I've moved to California now hence I prefer to play in NA.

I have experience with the Banhammer but I don't really see the need for it in any NA sessions that I've played.
Title: Re: WANTED: NA Admins, Apply Within
Post by: Pollux on December 22, 2017, 11:14:39 PM
Either nobody gets admin or everybody gets admin. If we can't trust ourselves then we don't deserve to be playing this amazing mod.
Title: Re: WANTED: NA Admins, Apply Within
Post by: bensai on December 22, 2017, 11:31:18 PM
i think ill be a good admin becasue everyone likes me and everyone listens to me and no one can beat me in melee so no one will talk shit and make me angry so i ban them when im angry because im bad at the game im also really active and dont use bad words anymore and i also have steam page admin no big deal and i am really good friends with sparvico and james
Title: Re: WANTED: NA Admins, Apply Within
Post by: bensai on December 23, 2017, 12:49:49 AM
plus im a man of the people which means if you accept me into the aritocratic hierarchy u will have lower peasant revolt risk
Title: Re: WANTED: NA Admins, Apply Within
Post by: Sparvico on December 23, 2017, 01:18:40 AM
and dont use bad words anymore

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Title: Re: WANTED: NA Admins, Apply Within
Post by: RandomDude on December 23, 2017, 01:29:10 AM
here is my resume: http://forum.melee.org/game-admin-feedback/(eu)-ant_randomdude/msg502914/#msg502914 - everything relevant to the game, anyway
Title: Re: WANTED: NA Admins, Apply Within
Post by: Yeldur on December 23, 2017, 02:14:02 AM
i would like to apply, i'm autistic, loved by all, and hated by all, im also never on NA servers, adding this up, i frequently use racial slurs and teamkill people for fun, i believe this makes me a prime candidate for NAs staff support team
Title: Re: WANTED: NA Admins, Apply Within
Post by: Rando on December 24, 2017, 05:15:18 AM
the sai should have to be earned every round
-Asheram
Title: Re: WANTED: NA Admins, Apply Within
Post by: Asheram on December 24, 2017, 06:56:39 AM
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Title: Re: WANTED: NA Admins, Apply Within
Post by: gallonigher on January 08, 2018, 08:33:11 PM
cRPG seems to be picking up steam again and having a few more admins on the job is moving in the right direction.  Thankfully, there's a healthy amount of potential candidates to choose from.

So who's it gonna be?

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Title: Re: WANTED: NA Admins, Apply Within
Post by: Bronto on January 08, 2018, 10:42:35 PM
Wait, wait, wait. I see Cajun is trial and that's fine. I thought Gallon was already a trial admin before the data base wipe? If not he should have been. He's a solid player and I've never had to say anything to him in game ever. Rand0 on the other hand, has a better chance at making snow balls during the summer.

Also Seadle would be a good choice and so would Phoenician warrior. Both are veterans of the game and I don't think either one has ever been banned for blatantly breaking the rules.
Title: Re: WANTED: NA Admins, Apply Within
Post by: Jona on January 08, 2018, 11:04:30 PM
Also Seadle would be a good choice and so would Phoenician warrior. Both are veterans of the game and I don't think either one has ever been banned for blatantly breaking the rules.

Your memory getting fuzzy in your old age?
Title: Re: WANTED: NA Admins, Apply Within
Post by: Bronto on January 09, 2018, 01:17:21 AM
Nope, Seadle got banned for a bullshit reason, and Phoe, I'm not sure if he's ever been banned. I warned him once for tking poophammer who was playing on a low pop server as a kiting rock throwing scumbag.
Title: Re: WANTED: NA Admins, Apply Within
Post by: Morris on January 09, 2018, 04:34:22 AM
Phoe, I'm not sure if he's ever been banned. I warned him once for tking poophammer who was playing on a low pop server as a kiting rock throwing scumbag.

hes a whiny bitch, him & his boyfriends once spent like 5 rounds tking me at spawn b/c i "delayed" a round because i was playing a thrower & was running around looking for throwing weapons
Title: Re: WANTED: NA Admins, Apply Within
Post by: Sandersson Jankins on January 09, 2018, 05:51:44 AM
if i were made admin i would enforce rules against non-consensual sharing of IRL information, repeated non-comedic teamkilling, repeated meme delaying and/or stupid terrain glitching and nothing else

i would be, if i may be so bold, the ronald paul of admins, also i have a lot of renown according to forum metrics so my reign is very likely to be benevolent, if laissez-faire

thank you for your time
Title: Re: WANTED: NA Admins, Apply Within
Post by: Sari on January 09, 2018, 06:58:20 AM
I will be the best admin because everybody votes for me when I am mute so i can spread the words of our lord and savior Jesus Christ. I will enforce our freedom of speech in NA because every American deserves to speak their mind freely without censorship. Only communists and na zis censorship freedom of speech. I will spread facts and joy to our NA community and bring us together into one great family where we enjoy each other's company.

p.s. hey gamers did you know that my fellow african americans consist around 13% of the population but commit 50% of the crime. My fellow african american child are more likely to be raised by a single mother than their white, hispanic, or asian counterparts. Did you know that all other american races have a higher IQ than the average African americans.
Title: Re: WANTED: NA Admins, Apply Within
Post by: Rando on January 09, 2018, 08:42:55 AM
Rand0 on the other hand, has a better chance at making snow balls during the summer.

The nervous words of a man not even remotely prepared for the banter that I would unleash upon admin chat.


I will be the best admin because everybody votes for me when I am mute so i can spread the words of our lord and savior Jesus Christ. I will enforce our freedom of speech in NA because every American deserves to speak their mind freely without censorship. Only communists and na zis censorship freedom of speech. I will spread facts and joy to our NA community and bring us together into one great family where we enjoy each other's company.

p.s. hey gamers did you know that my fellow african americans consist around 13% of the population but commit 50% of the crime. My fellow african american child are more likely to be raised by a single mother than their white, hispanic, or asian counterparts. Did you know that all other american races have a higher IQ than the average African americans.
hey wanna join cc? it's kind of like the successor to Teutonic Knights combined with Erzoth
Title: Re: WANTED: NA Admins, Apply Within
Post by: Shotty156 on January 10, 2018, 01:13:26 AM
I'm literally dying from reading all yalls comments on why you should be admin lol.

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Title: Re: WANTED: NA Admins, Apply Within
Post by: GOBBLINKINGREATLEADER on January 10, 2018, 02:33:51 AM
I barely play and I'm a pillar of the community, pick me
Title: Re: WANTED: NA Admins, Apply Within
Post by: Thryn on January 10, 2018, 04:18:54 AM
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Title: Re: WANTED: NA Admins, Apply Within
Post by: Nightingale on January 10, 2018, 06:39:04 AM
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ADMINS WANTED
For hazardous work, no wages, bitter resentment, long months of complete ostracization,
constant harassment, safe return to good standing doubtful.
No reward in case of success.

Must be a resident of North America or regularly play on the NA server.
Dipshits need not apply

I can't possibly recommend this to anyone.
Title: Re: WANTED: NA Admins, Apply Within
Post by: RandomDude on January 11, 2018, 08:10:53 PM
I can't possibly recommend this to anyone.

It's good for getting into servers that are full, and that's pretty much it.
Title: Re: WANTED: NA Admins, Apply Within
Post by: HardRice on January 12, 2018, 01:33:58 AM
It's good for getting into servers that are full, and that's pretty much it.
Good for nothing in cRPG, then
Title: Re: WANTED: NA Admins, Apply Within
Post by: Zeus_ on January 13, 2018, 12:05:43 AM
Zeus for Admin 2k18
Title: Re: WANTED: NA Admins, Apply Within
Post by: Jona on January 13, 2018, 02:49:11 AM
Zeus for Admin 2k18

ZEUS FOR ADMIN 2K15

IF YOU HAVE ANY QUESTIONS PM ME!  :D

Someday they'll see the light, buddy. Never give up, and stay strong.

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Title: Re: WANTED: NA Admins, Apply Within
Post by: Relit on January 13, 2018, 02:57:41 AM
I would apply but I personally dislike the vast majority of the admins, devs, or their helpers. I'm too old for this shit.
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Title: Re: WANTED: NA Admins, Apply Within
Post by: POOPHAMMER on January 13, 2018, 11:45:06 AM
me
Title: Re: WANTED: NA Admins, Apply Within
Post by: Zeus_ on January 14, 2018, 03:32:22 AM
Someday they'll see the light, buddy. Never give up, and stay strong.

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persistence is the key to success