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disBandits - the Vermin of Calradia
« on: October 20, 2014, 10:27:27 AM »
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Yeah, you heard it well - We're back, once again. You're probably wondering "why ?", "what the hell....?", "for what purpose ?", or something like that....well - it's not because of the new patch, it's not because of nostalgia, it's not even because of boredom.......it's because........
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So what are we all about ?

Outlaws, cut-throats, purse-cutters, scumbags, rapists, molesters, pyromaniacs, thieves, rogues, brigands, murderers, backstabbers, whore-hunters, robbers, plunderers, looters, pillagers, blackmailers, vigilantes, thugs, burglars, larcenists, shoplifters, fraudsters, scoundrels, villains, rascals, scallywags, swines, bastards, assholes, good-for-nothings, sons-of-bitches, offsprings, mongrels, crooks, charlatans, ruffians, muggers, felons, graverobbers, pedophiles, necrophiles, pickpocketers, plagiators, raiders, rustlers, snatchers, perverts, degenerates, sadists, sadomasochists, bullys, roughnecks, hooligans, hoodlums, punks, bootleggers, bribers, conspirators, opium dealers, smugglers, assassins, rippers, butchers, brutes, savages, pranksters, harrassers, executioners, vandals, heathens, pagans, infidels, traitors, culprits, usurpers, defilers, polluters, maggots, abusers, psychopaths.....

....sinners, sickmen, mugfaces & criminals of all kinds & shapes.....you name it - we have it, in one word: (dis)Bandits - The Vermin of Calradia.


......and if a thousand words are not enough to decribe us - they say one picture should be:

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That's how scary we are. No matter how many times the forces of law & order disband us - we always come back, more nasty & evil than ever before.


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tag: disBandit_
TS: ts.nyanverse.net



List of active cutthroats:

Gnjus the Old Fart
Prpashin Cheerful
Corwin the Lazy
Dado the Infantile
Bruno the Brainfart
Molly the Delicate
Fasader the Abuser
Reyiz the Jew
Umbrahim Rugoba
Shpritza the Hashishin
Ironlake the Mustachoid
Boringlater the.....boring beyond belief, what else ?
Krizader of Might & Magic
Djavadin Seytan
Olwen Lambhan the National Hero
PeSmAn the Enigmatic Rider
Tex and his horse
niCole not kidman at all
« Last Edit: November 24, 2014, 07:25:47 PM by Gnjus »
Do you honestly think you have any sort of moral authority, Reyiz? Go genocide some more armenians and deny it ever happened, please, and stay in the middle east.
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Re: disBandits - the Vermin of Calradia
« Reply #1 on: October 20, 2014, 10:27:54 AM »
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Reserved by the approval of the holy mother of Gnjus:

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Do you honestly think you have any sort of moral authority, Reyiz? Go genocide some more armenians and deny it ever happened, please, and stay in the middle east.
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Re: disBandits - the Vermin of Calradia
« Reply #2 on: October 20, 2014, 10:29:25 AM »
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Why didnt you just unlock the old thread?  :?
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Re: disBandits - the Vermin of Calradia
« Reply #3 on: October 20, 2014, 10:32:46 AM »
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Why didnt you just unlock the old thread?  :?


.......
Do you honestly think you have any sort of moral authority, Reyiz? Go genocide some more armenians and deny it ever happened, please, and stay in the middle east.
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Re: disBandits - the Vermin of Calradia
« Reply #4 on: October 20, 2014, 10:40:03 AM »
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Where is the poll?
Panos is still a communist.
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Re: disBandits - the Vermin of Calradia
« Reply #5 on: October 20, 2014, 11:42:26 AM »
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I ment Gnjus needs to reopen the Bandits thread and create the Disbandits clan...
He's gonna do that during work ofc  :lol:
Called it. :lol:

We're back in business... for now... for a while... maybe not so long... could be shorter than that... eventually longer than expected tho...  8-)
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Re: disBandits - the Vermin of Calradia
« Reply #6 on: October 20, 2014, 11:44:01 AM »
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Welcome back, lads.
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Re: disBandits - the Vermin of Calradia
« Reply #7 on: October 20, 2014, 11:45:10 AM »
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Dear Boerenlater,

welcome to cRPG, we are happy you have found us. As you might know cRPG has been around since 2010. This is a long time for existing players to hone their combat skills and gather items.

On the combat side there is not a lot we can do to help you become better, it simply needs time and practice. Even the best gear can be worthless if you come across a warrior with several years of experience. But don't let that discourage you, everyone of us has that one arch-enemy that always seems to outsmart us - but victory will be ours one day!

While items do play only a secondary role, they can turn the tides when you are up against an equally skilled fighter. Therefore we transferred some gold and a few items to your account to help you get started.

- 18000 gold
- War Spear
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- Long Arming Sword
- White Tunic over Mail

If you run into any problems or you have questions about the game - maybe you are wondering what is the best way to spend the gold you just received - then make sure you visit our great community at http://forum.melee.org.


Have a good journey,

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Re: disBandits - the Vermin of Calradia
« Reply #8 on: October 20, 2014, 11:49:47 AM »
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newb :lol:

Which banner? The old Black skull of the Bandits or the Pink Teddy of my old friends?
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Re: disBandits - the Vermin of Calradia
« Reply #9 on: October 20, 2014, 11:52:12 AM »
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newb :lol:

Which banner? The old Black skull of the Bandits or the Pink Teddy of my old friends?
The joke is on you, I got 4mw items for free.
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Re: disBandits - the Vermin of Calradia
« Reply #10 on: October 20, 2014, 11:58:53 AM »
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Those were MW items? Da-actual-fuq? :shock:
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Re: disBandits - the Vermin of Calradia
« Reply #11 on: October 20, 2014, 01:21:55 PM »
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So...can anyone explain to an old fart what is this "exchange" & "reforge" ?
Do you honestly think you have any sort of moral authority, Reyiz? Go genocide some more armenians and deny it ever happened, please, and stay in the middle east.
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Re: disBandits - the Vermin of Calradia
« Reply #12 on: October 20, 2014, 01:32:16 PM »
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So...can anyone explain to an old fart what is this "exchange" & "reforge" ?

exchange = change one masterwork for any another masterwork
reforge = get rid of masterwork, get 2 lp

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Re: disBandits - the Vermin of Calradia
« Reply #13 on: October 20, 2014, 01:35:22 PM »
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Masculine banner and friendly players. Welcome back.
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« Reply #14 on: October 20, 2014, 01:42:30 PM »
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exchange = change one masterwork for any another masterwork
reforge = get rid of masterwork, get 2 lp
Exchange you have ONCE cuz patch/#yolo. Choose wisely.
Reforge is always there.
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