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Offline Bittersteel

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Re: [BK] Burger Krems
« Reply #3285 on: January 31, 2018, 10:12:47 PM »
+3
I wrote a personal message for each one inviting them back.

wow must have taken you ages

Offline zottlmarsch

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Re: [BK] Burger Krems
« Reply #3286 on: January 31, 2018, 10:35:30 PM »
+4
wow must have taken you ages

1h15m or some shit.....while leeching with you and grimoald on Eu1.....shhhhh!

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Re: [BK] Burger Krems
« Reply #3287 on: February 01, 2018, 10:20:57 PM »
+8
The State of Florida has asked us to
Disclose our sexual crimes to you
We were bad, but now we're good
We're moving into your neighbourhood
You know we're trying our best to be
Functioning members of society
We're not here to start trouble
We're legally required to do the "Sex Offender Shuffle"


I'm zottlmarsch and I'll refrain
From touching my neighbor's kid's again
What I did was not too kind
But I'm a nice guy, you'll come to find
I've got a backyard and a real nice pool
Y'all should come over for a BBQ
We could make some cold drinks in my blender
But do keep in mind that I'm a sex offender


Tybalt von Krems  is my name
My battery arrest is what brought me fame
But there's much more to know about me
I love to dance and I love to ski
I zip and zoom on through the snow
Just strap on my boots and watch me go
But I can't ski until December
Till then, I'm just a sex offender

I'm Grimoald , dropping rhymes
I've been arrested seven times
I know that sounds like a lot
But three of those times were for vandalism
I feel real bad, I got caught
I might do it again, probably not
I'm not here to make pretences
I'm here because of my sex offences


I'm FIN, I'm number one
Apologising for what I've done
Case you’re wondering what that was
I snuck into a bathroom and fisted my Cuz
I held her down and watched her struggle
Then played with her melons because I like to juggle
I’m not here to eat eats those truffles
I'm just here to do the "Sex Offender Shuffle"



Hey everybody I'm Cassi
Proving girls can do it too
And by it, I mean touch your cousin
Was it worth it? No it wasn't
You won't find me in your child's play sack
'Cause I've gotta wear this ankle bracelet
I'm not here to go on a bender
I'm here because I'm a sex offender


Last name Fork, first name Salad
I'm moving in somewhere on your block
Not in a house, but in a van
If you need me to move it, I sure can
The last thing I want is any trouble
I've learnt my lesson from the "Sex Offender Shuffle"


I'm the one they call edgy bundle of sticks
They said I didn't have to show my face
My first trial ended in a hung jury
If I'm found guilty they'll un-blur me
I'm not the necrophiliac Arthur Chase
That's a different Arthur Chase
I'm not here to be my own defender
I'm here because I'm possibly a sex offender





The State of Florida has asked us to
Disclose our sexual crimes to you
We were bad, nut now we're good
We're moving into your neighbourhood
We're obliged to admit
The crimes of which we were convicted
We're not here to start trouble
We're legally required to do the "Sex Offender Shuffle"

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Re: [BK] Burger Krems
« Reply #3288 on: February 01, 2018, 11:33:32 PM »
+5
Easily the best European faction
Maybe you are not bad, but you are a boring person. Well, that's the end of the matter.

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Re: [Krems] Burg Krems [EU]
« Reply #3289 on: February 03, 2018, 09:51:41 AM »
+1
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Re: [BK] Burger Krems
« Reply #3290 on: February 06, 2018, 08:32:44 AM »
+2
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this reminded me kapikulu abay. all those characters belong to one guy ? cassi maybe ?

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Re: [BK] Burger Krems
« Reply #3291 on: February 06, 2018, 09:48:57 AM »
+2

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Re: [BK] Burger Krems
« Reply #3292 on: February 06, 2018, 10:08:47 AM »
+2
23/08/2014 11:45:45    FlN    Kicked HzRabbitstayla

seriously.. you had rabbitstayla ? the retard turkish teen ? how desperate were you to take him in the clan lol ?

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Re: [BK] Burger Krems
« Reply #3293 on: February 06, 2018, 10:54:28 AM »
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23/08/2014 11:45:45    FlN    Kicked HzRabbitstayla

seriously.. you had rabbitstayla ? the retard turkish teen ? how desperate were you to take him in the clan lol ?


we didnt know how bad it really was at the beginning....
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Re: [BK] Burger Krems
« Reply #3294 on: February 09, 2018, 12:40:31 AM »
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hi guys

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Re: [BK] Burger Krems
« Reply #3295 on: February 09, 2018, 01:08:46 AM »
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The State of Florida has asked us to
Disclose our sexual crimes to you
We were bad, but now we're good
We're moving into your neighbourhood
You know we're trying our best to be
Functioning members of society
We're not here to start trouble
We're legally required to do the "Sex Offender Shuffle"


I'm zottlmarsch and I'll refrain
From touching my neighbor's kid's again
What I did was not too kind
But I'm a nice guy, you'll come to find
I've got a backyard and a real nice pool
Y'all should come over for a BBQ
We could make some cold drinks in my blender
But do keep in mind that I'm a sex offender


Tybalt von Krems  is my name
My battery arrest is what brought me fame
But there's much more to know about me
I love to dance and I love to ski
I zip and zoom on through the snow
Just strap on my boots and watch me go
But I can't ski until December
Till then, I'm just a sex offender

I'm Grimoald , dropping rhymes
I've been arrested seven times
I know that sounds like a lot
But three of those times were for vandalism
I feel real bad, I got caught
I might do it again, probably not
I'm not here to make pretences
I'm here because of my sex offences


I'm FIN, I'm number one
Apologising for what I've done
Case you’re wondering what that was
I snuck into a bathroom and fisted my Cuz
I held her down and watched her struggle
Then played with her melons because I like to juggle
I’m not here to eat eats those truffles
I'm just here to do the "Sex Offender Shuffle"



Hey everybody I'm Cassi
Proving girls can do it too
And by it, I mean touch your cousin
Was it worth it? No it wasn't
You won't find me in your child's play sack
'Cause I've gotta wear this ankle bracelet
I'm not here to go on a bender
I'm here because I'm a sex offender


Last name Fork, first name Salad
I'm moving in somewhere on your block
Not in a house, but in a van
If you need me to move it, I sure can
The last thing I want is any trouble
I've learnt my lesson from the "Sex Offender Shuffle"


I'm the one they call edgy bundle of sticks
They said I didn't have to show my face
My first trial ended in a hung jury
If I'm found guilty they'll un-blur me
I'm not the necrophiliac Arthur Chase
That's a different Arthur Chase
I'm not here to be my own defender
I'm here because I'm possibly a sex offender





The State of Florida has asked us to
Disclose our sexual crimes to you
We were bad, nut now we're good
We're moving into your neighbourhood
We're obliged to admit
The crimes of which we were convicted
We're not here to start trouble
We're legally required to do the "Sex Offender Shuffle"
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just like that, my last chance at getting a gf has been crushed

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Re: [BK] Burger Krems
« Reply #3296 on: February 10, 2018, 08:31:13 PM »
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Re: [BK] Burger Krems
« Reply #3297 on: April 09, 2018, 04:37:45 PM »
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Re: [BK] Burger Krems
« Reply #3298 on: April 09, 2018, 10:06:01 PM »
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Re: [BK] Burger Krems
« Reply #3299 on: August 09, 2018, 09:55:44 PM »
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