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Offline Yuhmaz

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Medieval Story Event
« on: November 24, 2017, 04:12:08 PM »
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(Nastiness is allowed).In this event appliants have to write a short story limited to 6 sentences.Do not put too many commas and make a helluva long sentence.(explicity is allowed)

(+18 stories are allowed)How to win : The story that gets the highest upthumbs will win.There are some normies with a lot of friends in the forums,in order to stop these normies winning the price with shitty
story,mine,bjord,gurgumul,panos,bittersteel's upvote will be counted as 5 upvotes.(you can write sexy shit)

Prize : Winners of the event will be given 2 looms by the sublime commander yuhmaz.
 
Example story : There was a peasant lady that lived in a small house and drew maps in her freetime.One gloomy midnight her door is knocked  bang bang bang!,she walked to the door groping the way in the night.Door opened itself,light entered into the room and made sword on the mantelpiece shine.King of the round table Uther entered the room,staring at her big maps.Peasant_woman said Uther here are the maps you can take them all and find the secret treasure of the seven donkeys,uther said : ur maps are very big mmmhhh ouhhhhh yeeaaa fits to my hand.

Btw (nastiness is ok if u didn't read)
I hope at least 1 ppl applies to this evnt.

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Re: Medieval Story Event
« Reply #1 on: November 25, 2017, 07:45:23 PM »
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Yuhmaz got banned. The end.


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Re: Medieval Story Event
« Reply #2 on: November 25, 2017, 08:37:55 PM »
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Two greasy Turks stood on the edge of the border.
They delighted in expanding the Muslim world order.
Little did they know what really lay in wait,
For a greek warriors' bloodlust was soon to be sate.
Jihadi beards were rustled as the Turks did gawk
At the beatdown prescribed by Panos' 13 inch cock.
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Re: Medieval Story Event
« Reply #3 on: November 29, 2017, 03:08:10 AM »
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She parted her legs, the candlelight glimmered off the droplets of dewy excitement clinging to her hairs.
Suddenly the door burst open, her husband howling in rage.
Pogosan stood in horror, his limp member drooping in his hands, slowly dripping his guilt onto her pubis.
Thryn yelled in horror "what are you doing home early you beast, if only you had half the pogostick he does!"
Yuhmaz drew his sword and swung it madly over his head, slashing deep into the homeless adulterer.
Blood spewed everywhere in gushes worthy of an anime, Yuhmaz muttered "I may have been cuckolded but at least I am not Greek."

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Re: Medieval Story Event
« Reply #4 on: November 29, 2017, 11:12:38 AM »
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10/10

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Re: Medieval Story Event
« Reply #5 on: November 29, 2017, 11:53:36 AM »
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It was a beautiful morning when I packed my things to go work the fields.  I heard the birds chirping,  I smelled freshly baked goods coming from my neighbours hutt.  Full of energy and vigor I opened my door,  ready to take on another great day.
I stepped outside and immediately got leprosy, and pestilence, and dysentery,  and ergotism, and gonorrhea, and smallpox.

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Re: Medieval Story Event
« Reply #6 on: November 29, 2017, 08:43:51 PM »
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the deve ran

the end

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Re: Medieval Story Event
« Reply #7 on: November 30, 2017, 12:08:20 AM »
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Re: Medieval Story Event
« Reply #8 on: December 05, 2017, 02:09:17 PM »
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