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Strategus => Diplomacy => Topic started by: Havelle Registered Voter on February 13, 2017, 12:34:19 AM

Title: THE GOBBLIN KING IS DEAD: ALL HAIL KING PLUMBO
Post by: Havelle Registered Voter on February 13, 2017, 12:34:19 AM
SO SAYETH THE MOUTH: IN THE EVENT OF THE DEATH OF THE GOBBLIN KING, THE LINE OF SUCCESSION IS AS FOLLOWS: CHESTEROTAB, THEN TO MCDEATH, THEN TO SMOOTHRICH, THEN TO HOSPITALLER SPAN, THEN TO THE ROYAL DJ, DJ BARBECUE, THEN TO PEYTONMANNING, THEN TO PLUMBO.

PLUMBO WILL LEAD THE GOBBLIN REMNANTS OVER THE SCUM OF WHATEVER IS LEFT ON THE STRATEGUS BOARD

THE GOBBLIN REMNANTS CLAIM AL LOF NA

GLORY TO THE GOBBLIN KING, KING PLUMBO

SINCERELY
THE MOUTH OF THE GOBBLIN KING
Title: Re: THE GOBBLIN KING IS DEAD: ALL HAIL KING PLUMBO
Post by: Taser on February 13, 2017, 01:45:03 AM
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Title: Re: THE GOBBLIN KING IS DEAD: ALL HAIL KING PLUMBO
Post by: Thryn on February 13, 2017, 04:51:33 AM
penis
Title: Re: THE GOBBLIN KING IS DEAD: ALL HAIL KING PLUMBO
Post by: chesterotab on February 13, 2017, 09:48:14 PM
Long live Plumbo. A true meme king through and through.
Title: Re: THE GOBBLIN KING IS DEAD: ALL HAIL KING PLUMBO
Post by: mcdeath on February 13, 2017, 11:16:40 PM
Woah, I'm that high up in the autism succession line?
Title: Re: THE GOBBLIN KING IS DEAD: ALL HAIL KING PLUMBO
Post by: StonedSteel on February 14, 2017, 12:50:32 AM
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Also: Native NeoGK has been updated, I really dont see myself coming back to CRPG, unless and until Plate requirements change, Tydeus's fingers are sent to me, Dupre is assassinated etc etc, theres a list of to-do's before id come back to this...place. OKAM has been uninstalled, and im banned from posting.

I dont even post here anymore, but felt i had to one last time. I ran with the Gayblins but i didnt realize i was so high up in the "hall-o-phagguts"
This is as far as we go lads. Its been a (an?) interesting ride. But the rides over, even if strat came back, what could i really do? wipe james? AGAIN? no thx.

Ill cya in Bannor and ill cya in Native, ive seen a bunch of ya in other places, Tiger Kyeldurht, Gloria Victis, Glory Holes and other places, im sure we'll run into each other again.

Theres nothing more for us to say
Got my mind made up im walking away
Sometimes we just outgrow the role that we play
I hope you all find happy endings to your stories someday.

And now im off to some place that ISNT completely overrun by trannies, trolls, wannabe-but-never-been homo's and the rest of you gawdamn fucking racist zenomotherfuckingmorphic radical pos cunt scumbags, and overly sensitive white trash livin basement dwelling no sun having nosferatu looking cuck defining awful fucking autists with your pathetically cringy wild and outlandish miserable toxic fucking lives.

if you drop a mic knowing its the last time you drop it...
does it bang on the ground twice as loud?

zenomotherfuckingmorphic? LOL wtf? I meant: Xenophobic, rofl.
Title: Re: THE GOBBLIN KING IS DEAD: ALL HAIL KING PLUMBO
Post by: Gurgumul on February 14, 2017, 01:33:04 AM
k bye
Title: Re: THE GOBBLIN KING IS DEAD: ALL HAIL KING PLUMBO
Post by: Havelle Registered Voter on February 14, 2017, 01:40:43 AM
THE KING HAS SPOKEN. ALL GLORY TO KING PLUMBO, OUR CAMPAIGN AGAINST ACRE WILL COMMENCE IMMEDIATELY.

ALL GLORY TO THE GOBBLIN KING, KING PLUMBO
Title: Re: THE GOBBLIN KING IS DEAD: ALL HAIL KING PLUMBO
Post by: Havelle Registered Voter on February 14, 2017, 01:42:20 AM
Woah, I'm that high up in the autism succession line?

idk I'm winging it
Title: Re: THE GOBBLIN KING IS DEAD: ALL HAIL KING PLUMBO
Post by: Voncrow on February 14, 2017, 05:29:05 AM
I never knew plumbo was so high up on the spect- I mean succession line. He does have a tendency to make random pointless posts like the one above I guess. See you in a week or two plumbo.
Title: Re: THE GOBBLIN KING IS DEAD: ALL HAIL KING PLUMBO
Post by: Sandersson Jankins on February 20, 2017, 09:27:38 PM
radical pos cunt scumbags, and overly sensitive white trash livin basement dwelling no sun having nosferatu looking cuck defining awful fucking autists with your pathetically cringy wild and outlandish miserable toxic fucking lives.

i just got subtweeted
Title: Re: THE GOBBLIN KING IS DEAD: ALL HAIL KING PLUMBO
Post by: GOBBLINKINGREATLEADER on February 22, 2017, 04:55:20 AM
hello, it is signed with two exception

there only may be REGENTS.
plumbo still a shit.

otherwise;
i can only approved


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Post by: kasMVC on February 23, 2017, 01:36:23 AM
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Also: Native NeoGK has been updated, I really dont see myself coming back to CRPG, unless and until Plate requirements change, Tydeus's fingers are sent to me, Dupre is assassinated etc etc, theres a list of to-do's before id come back to this...place. OKAM has been uninstalled, and im banned from posting.

I dont even post here anymore, but felt i had to one last time. I ran with the Gayblins but i didnt realize i was so high up in the "hall-o-phagguts"
This is as far as we go lads. Its been a (an?) interesting ride. But the rides over, even if strat came back, what could i really do? wipe james? AGAIN? no thx.

Ill cya in Bannor and ill cya in Native, ive seen a bunch of ya in other places, Tiger Kyeldurht, Gloria Victis, Glory Holes and other places, im sure we'll run into each other again.

Theres nothing more for us to say
Got my mind made up im walking away
Sometimes we just outgrow the role that we play
I hope you all find happy endings to your stories someday.

And now im off to some place that ISNT completely overrun by trannies, trolls, wannabe-but-never-been homo's and the rest of you gawdamn fucking racist zenomotherfuckingmorphic radical pos cunt scumbags, and overly sensitive white trash livin basement dwelling no sun having nosferatu looking cuck defining awful fucking autists with your pathetically cringy wild and outlandish miserable toxic fucking lives.

if you drop a mic knowing its the last time you drop it...
does it bang on the ground twice as loud?

zenomotherfuckingmorphic? LOL wtf? I meant: Xenophobic, rofl.

Plumbo i'll never understand why you didnt like me but i still think you're hilarious
Title: Re: THE GOBBLIN KING IS DEAD: ALL HAIL KING PLUMBO
Post by: Kadeth on February 23, 2017, 03:56:08 AM
Its been a (an?)

triggers me every time
Title: Re: THE GOBBLIN KING IS DEAD: ALL HAIL KING PLUMBO
Post by: Oreo on February 26, 2017, 09:05:41 AM
who were u on GV plumbo?
Title: Re: THE GOBBLIN KING IS DEAD: ALL HAIL KING PLUMBO
Post by: StonedSteel on February 26, 2017, 05:04:03 PM
get outta here halfbreed i aint tellin ur fuckin mixed ass nutin

thin bloods are a sign a Gehenna but they will only destroy the world IF we let them!

DONT
TELL EM
SHIT.


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Title: Re: THE GOBBLIN KING IS DEAD: ALL HAIL KING PLUMBO
Post by: Oreo on February 26, 2017, 11:53:02 PM
i am actually probably the whitest kid on this forum

pls i just want 2 kno
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Post by: Thryn on March 02, 2017, 10:22:27 PM
i am actually probably the whitest kid on this forum

pls i just want 2 kno

i think most of frisia has u beat there bud
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Post by: mcdeath on March 02, 2017, 10:32:36 PM
i think most of frisia has u beat there bud

nah man I said the nword once  8-) 8-) 8-) 8-)
Title: Re: THE GOBBLIN KING IS DEAD: ALL HAIL KING PLUMBO
Post by: kasMVC on March 03, 2017, 01:00:07 AM
i think most of frisia has u beat there bud

We have 3 black members :O) plus im a sand friend so take that and sugar is gookneese
Title: Re: THE GOBBLIN KING IS DEAD: ALL HAIL KING PLUMBO
Post by: Sandersson Jankins on March 12, 2017, 11:56:12 AM
get outta here halfbreed i aint tellin ur fuckin mixed ass nutin

thin bloods are a sign a Gehenna but they will only destroy the world IF we let them!

DONT
TELL EM
SHIT.


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goddamnit dude why did that world of darkness mmo have to fucking tank

and what is paradox doing with the IP they picked up, god bless i've read all the VtM sourcebooks i can find online 4 free but never played the pen n' paper RPG

did love bloodlines though, always longing for a TWENTY-SEVENTEEN remake of that on a non early source engine platform

cheers m8 its been a good talk as always
Title: Re: THE GOBBLIN KING IS DEAD: ALL HAIL KING PLUMBO
Post by: Havelle Registered Voter on March 12, 2017, 12:51:33 PM
Man, that was a killer game
Title: Re: THE GOBBLIN KING IS DEAD: ALL HAIL KING PLUMBO
Post by: Havelle Registered Voter on March 12, 2017, 12:52:55 PM
Saint Patty's day was yesterday, still super trashed, wishing I had some breakfast
Title: Re: THE GOBBLIN KING IS DEAD: ALL HAIL KING PLUMBO
Post by: mcdeath on March 12, 2017, 04:25:31 PM
Saint Patty's day was yesterday, still super trashed, wishing I had some breakfast

Saint Patty's day is the 17th of March every year pal. Don't get it twisted.
Title: Re: THE GOBBLIN KING IS DEAD: ALL HAIL KING PLUMBO
Post by: Havelle Registered Voter on March 12, 2017, 04:44:53 PM
Saint Patty's day is the 17th of March every year pal. Don't get it twisted.

Didn't we have this conversation last year?

How was Parade Day, yeldurnog
Title: Re: THE GOBBLIN KING IS DEAD: ALL HAIL KING PLUMBO
Post by: mcdeath on March 12, 2017, 05:00:44 PM
Didn't we have this conversation last year?

How was Parade Day, yeldurnog

The Boston Saint Patty's parade is on the 19th this year for some reason they decided a sunday would be a good idea as opposed to a Saturday.
Title: Re: THE GOBBLIN KING IS DEAD: ALL HAIL KING PLUMBO
Post by: Havelle Registered Voter on March 12, 2017, 05:05:46 PM
Oh that's pretty lame. You gonna go?

Scranton's was yesterday. Bitter cold, ended up not going again
Title: Re: THE GOBBLIN KING IS DEAD: ALL HAIL KING PLUMBO
Post by: mcdeath on March 12, 2017, 05:10:08 PM
Nah man, I would rather be watching March Madness or literally anything else. Fuck parades