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The Despotato Faction hereby declares war on RAGEMARE
« on: April 08, 2016, 07:28:32 PM »
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Due to recent events within the great grand world of autism Strategus the best Potato in the modern world has decided to declare war on RAGEMARE and his band of MERCs, mainly because Taser loves the scenic landscape of Reindi Castle and thinks it will help make his masturbation sessions more relaxing.
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We Potatoes care not about your discounted armor for the NA map. Let's be honest, we're all too poor to afford thousands of those.
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The citizens of the Tater kingdom rejoice at news of the declaration of war
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Also, frankly, this is how we feel about your "FREE TRADE FOR NA" morals.
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Re: The Despotato Faction hereby declares war on RAGEMARE
« Reply #1 on: April 08, 2016, 07:34:25 PM »
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So it begins.

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Re: The Despotato Faction hereby declares war on RAGEMARE
« Reply #2 on: April 08, 2016, 07:41:00 PM »
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Lol good show man that was funny  8-)
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Re: The Despotato Faction hereby declares war on RAGEMARE
« Reply #3 on: April 08, 2016, 07:55:06 PM »
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Holy cow, you actually did use a part of my template :lol:
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Re: The Despotato Faction hereby declares war on RAGEMARE
« Reply #4 on: April 08, 2016, 07:56:43 PM »
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Holy cow, you actually did use a part of my template :lol:

i'm bad at starting things so i needed to base it off u thank u
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Re: The Despotato Faction hereby declares war on RAGEMARE
« Reply #5 on: April 08, 2016, 08:07:45 PM »
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Huh I have been offline for like 3 days due to school and irl shit so what caused this?

Been a few days since I last shit talked so it cant be that hahaha

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Re: The Despotato Faction hereby declares war on RAGEMARE
« Reply #6 on: April 08, 2016, 08:09:18 PM »
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Huh I have been offline for like 3 days due to school and irl shit so what caused this?

Been a few days since I last shit talked so it cant be that hahaha

Did you not read the thread??? Taser wants Reindi so he can have better jerk off sessions in the beautiful rolling hills.
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Re: The Despotato Faction hereby declares war on RAGEMARE
« Reply #7 on: April 08, 2016, 08:14:22 PM »
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Did you not read the thread??? Taser wants Reindi so he can have better jerk off sessions in the beautiful rolling hills.

That's odd you guys already own a bunch of land and have like 6 members since Acre split from you, So i guess he really does want more land to jerk off with lol

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Re: The Despotato Faction hereby declares war on RAGEMARE
« Reply #8 on: April 08, 2016, 08:17:12 PM »
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That's odd you guys already own a bunch of land and have like 6 members since Acre split from you, So i guess he really does want more land to jerk off with lol
You're missing the point he doesn't just want more land to jerk off with, but instead wants "the right land" to jerk off with.

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Re: The Despotato Faction hereby declares war on RAGEMARE
« Reply #9 on: April 08, 2016, 08:20:09 PM »
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You're missing the point he doesn't just want more land to jerk off with, but instead wants "the right land" to jerk off with.

hahahahaha we should have some great fights! i see 3 1000+ of their armies coming so as long as rosters are = things will be great!

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Re: The Despotato Faction hereby declares war on RAGEMARE
« Reply #10 on: April 08, 2016, 08:21:20 PM »
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Send ur armies to take reindi or whatever, we can have some fun and good looking battles, sadly i dont want any of your lands i owned all of them last strat and they get boring so fuck you guys  :cry:

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Re: The Despotato Faction hereby declares war on RAGEMARE
« Reply #11 on: April 08, 2016, 08:21:42 PM »
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Send ur armies to take reindi or whatever, we can have some fun and good looking battles, sadly i dont want any of your lands i owned all of them last strat and they get boring so fuck you guys  :cry:
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Re: The Despotato Faction hereby declares war on RAGEMARE
« Reply #12 on: April 08, 2016, 08:27:00 PM »
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You're missing the point he doesn't just want more land to jerk off with, but instead wants "the right land" to jerk off with.

Dynamics gets me.

Send ur armies to take reindi or whatever, we can have some fun and good looking battles, sadly i dont want any of your lands i owned all of them last strat and they get boring so fuck you guys  :cry:

Yeah you did. But you did nothing with them. But it was strat 5, the strat of idleness and attacking Acre in various places.

hahahahaha we should have some great fights! i see 3 1000+ of their armies coming so as long as rosters are = things will be great!

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Re: The Despotato Faction hereby declares war on RAGEMARE
« Reply #13 on: April 08, 2016, 08:55:38 PM »
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Re: The Despotato Faction hereby declares war on RAGEMARE
« Reply #14 on: April 08, 2016, 08:56:01 PM »
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I will make you this promise however

No fucked up fucking strat times cause that shit is cowardly!

Also there will be many

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