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NEWS REPORT! FCC RETURNS! WAR OVER! WAR DECLARED!
« on: August 02, 2018, 07:13:21 AM »
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WAR OVER!
Occitan surrenders to the might of the Care Bear Alliance also known as The Hounds of Chulainn. For those of you just tuning, HOC a one clan faction has scared the Occitan’s off.

FCC RETURNS!
F.C.C. now CALLED A.C.C. The Anit Carebear Confederacy comprised of the 4 clans Occitan, Hospitaller, Chevalier, and Frisanins, who were once the campions of defeating Care Bears, has now formed into a giant Care Bear Faction, Ironically called A.C.C.

WAR DECLARED!
The now Anit Care Bear faction also known as The Hounds of Chulainn have declared war against the A.C.C. Stating that this mega faction should not be allowed in NA. Down with these U.I.F. NA.

EYEWITNES REPORTS [RREEEEEE] ON A.C.C. ACTIVITY
Demure, peasant girl #1:  "Oh the horror."  "These vile men are trying to steal my virginity and the ugliest of them raped my donkey while I watched, Arowaine I think his name was."  "Please save me before I am despoiled!!"

Wise, old peasant Farmer #3: "I reckon the ugly one wants something from the good green guys."  "I hear they piss in the tundra and raid them in the plains."  "He may just be one of those piss -lovers, best avoid them folks."

Innocent, girl child #16: "I want my mommy!"

Grizzled Warrior #673: "We will send the reptilian Care Bears cretin over to EU, don't you worry."
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Re: NEWS REPORT! FCC RETURNS! WAR OVER! WAR DECLARED!
« Reply #1 on: August 02, 2018, 08:31:15 AM »
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They have 20 members, HoC has 19.... Not really a mega faction if they only have one more member lol

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Re: NEWS REPORT! FCC RETURNS! WAR OVER! WAR DECLARED!
« Reply #2 on: August 02, 2018, 08:35:35 AM »
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Dam, now we know who to attack from HoC to get a shit post response. Thanks jimmy.

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Re: NEWS REPORT! FCC RETURNS! WAR OVER! WAR DECLARED!
« Reply #3 on: August 02, 2018, 08:50:30 AM »
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so ifwe are carebears and hoc is carebears does that mean that whats going on is a carebear civil war?
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Re: NEWS REPORT! FCC RETURNS! WAR OVER! WAR DECLARED!
« Reply #4 on: August 02, 2018, 01:40:13 PM »
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Reminds me of that time HoC sided with EU to help invade NA and tried to gank HCE with 90% of the map. Such good memories  :lol:

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Re: NEWS REPORT! FCC RETURNS! WAR OVER! WAR DECLARED!
« Reply #5 on: August 02, 2018, 01:43:54 PM »
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so ifwe are carebears and hoc is carebears does that mean that whats going on is a carebear civil war?

Yeah pretty much. Either that, or a dick measuring contest.
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Re: NEWS REPORT! FCC RETURNS! WAR OVER! WAR DECLARED!
« Reply #6 on: August 02, 2018, 02:36:13 PM »
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Re: NEWS REPORT! FCC RETURNS! WAR OVER! WAR DECLARED!
« Reply #7 on: August 02, 2018, 04:05:06 PM »
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Re: NEWS REPORT! FCC RETURNS! WAR OVER! WAR DECLARED!
« Reply #8 on: August 02, 2018, 06:48:24 PM »
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Arowaine: probably cause i told dupre he is a piss of shit

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Re: NEWS REPORT! FCC RETURNS! WAR OVER! WAR DECLARED!
« Reply #9 on: August 02, 2018, 06:50:33 PM »
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Re: NEWS REPORT! FCC RETURNS! WAR OVER! WAR DECLARED!
« Reply #10 on: August 02, 2018, 06:53:29 PM »
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Re: NEWS REPORT! FCC RETURNS! WAR OVER! WAR DECLARED!
« Reply #11 on: August 02, 2018, 07:23:32 PM »
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They have 20 members, HoC has 19.... Not really a mega faction if they only have one more member lol

But the difference is, I've seen every person in that faction playing within the past week (with the exception of maybe 2 or 3), while we have at least 7 AFK hounds

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Re: NEWS REPORT! FCC RETURNS! WAR OVER! WAR DECLARED!
« Reply #12 on: August 02, 2018, 07:25:01 PM »
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we have at least 7 AFK hounds

Ah the no we have more AFK's argument. This is really getting good. Next someone imply the otherside is secretly receiving EU silver in a deal organized by Kesh.

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Re: NEWS REPORT! FCC RETURNS! WAR OVER! WAR DECLARED!
« Reply #13 on: August 02, 2018, 07:34:20 PM »
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Ah the no we have more AFK's argument. This is really getting good. Next someone imply the otherside is secretly receiving EU silver in a deal organized by Kesh.

Can't say I'm shocked that Tristan was the one to bring up faction size, tbh. Can't forget that he's somehow in a really small, inactive faction compared to the rest of us. Just look at Acre with 26 highly-active members, you guys can fill half a roster yourselves!

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Re: NEWS REPORT! FCC RETURNS! WAR OVER! WAR DECLARED!
« Reply #14 on: August 02, 2018, 07:35:47 PM »
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woah woah woah Jona at least 97% of our faction is cripplingly inactive I'll have you know