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Me being a Dick
« on: October 19, 2018, 06:22:42 AM »
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I want to thank everyone who supported me during my battles.  Which unfortunately involves ever clan and faction that ever played this game.  I have back stabbed, screwed, had unnatural relations with, and fucked every clan or faction that worked with me.  While I love you all (except for you Arys, you filthy peasant), I like to play the game.  I have fought for and against most factions.  I started as an Acre merc and did serious damage against G force, and then I fought the Squids... and then I merced for the Squids and fought some successful battles for them.  And then I fought for Jack1 and and then I fought against Jack1, and then I fought with Dutchy and then against Dutchy.  And the, when things got boring for the HCE, I left that.  Not really a desertion since I shot to the top of the ladder board fighting their enemies.  Cuz all the wars were up north, and I did what I could to make it that way.

The point is, I may have been a dick in the past, and probably am a dick in the present, but I always try to play the funnest game I know, win or lose.  I started with a bunch of losers, and ended up with an empire. Last strat I tried getting the game going by being an asshole, but failed, yet when it did get going I did a fine job of defending my ill begotten fiefs and got number one on the renown board.

So, my point is... when I started I was a Hound.  Then they killed me cuz  was bored of being a brood hen.  Then I tried to go to war with the Hounds.  Then next strat I was allies with them.  Then I was at war with them.  And then they disappeared.  And then they were at war with me.  And then they signed against me.  And then we were allies.

And now I must follow Tristan's lead.  He bought my army, he equipped it, he brought buttered scones for tea.  I am a merc, I am unabashedly opportunistic, and while I love you all, we got a game to play.

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Re: Me being a Dick
« Reply #1 on: October 19, 2018, 06:27:04 AM »
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Ok, double post, but for a reason.  I guess I am saying play this game for fun.  Imagine it as a Risk board with your closest buddies.  You're not nice then,and you should not be nice now.  Play to win, and screw your friends (figuratively, unless they ask nicely).  AND... any online friend worth keeping will accept a decent loss.

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Re: Me being a Dick
« Reply #2 on: October 19, 2018, 06:32:54 AM »
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I want to thank everyone who supported me during my battles.  Which unfortunately involves ever clan and faction that ever played this game.  I have back stabbed, screwed, had unnatural relations with, and fucked every clan or faction that worked with me.  While I love you all (except for you Arys, you filthy peasant), I like to play the game.  I have fought for and against most factions.  I started as an Acre merc and did serious damage against G force, and then I fought the Squids... and then I merced for the Squids and fought some successful battles for them.  And then I fought for Jack1 and and then I fought against Jack1, and then I fought with Dutchy and then against Dutchy.  And the, when things got boring for the HCE, I left that.  Not really a desertion since I shot to the top of the ladder board fighting their enemies.  Cuz all the wars were up north, and I did what I could to make it that way.

The point is, I may have been a dick in the past, and probably am a dick in the present, but I always try to play the funnest game I know, win or lose.  I started with a bunch of losers, and ended up with an empire. Last strat I tried getting the game going by being an asshole, but failed, yet when it did get going I did a fine job of defending my ill begotten fiefs and got number one on the renown board.

So, my point is... when I started I was a Hound.  Then they killed me cuz  was bored of being a brood hen.  Then I tried to go to war with the Hounds.  Then next strat I was allies with them.  Then I was at war with them.  And then they disappeared.  And then they were at war with me.  And then they signed against me.  And then we were allies.

And now I must follow Tristan's lead.  He bought my army, he equipped it, he brought buttered scones for tea.  I am a merc, I am unabashedly opportunistic, and while I love you all, we got a game to play.


haha do u think id READ ALL THAT SHIT  HAHAHA
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Re: Me being a Dick
« Reply #3 on: October 19, 2018, 07:00:28 AM »
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It was shit, but it wasn't that much shit.

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Re: Me being a Dick
« Reply #4 on: October 19, 2018, 07:10:41 AM »
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damn, just missed the gay orgy at khudan.
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Re: Me being a Dick
« Reply #5 on: October 19, 2018, 10:20:26 AM »
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damn, just missed the gay orgy at khudan.

still going on strong tbh
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Re: Me being a Dick
« Reply #6 on: October 19, 2018, 12:52:37 PM »
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literally the craziest cunt rofl
,we all could be theoritical scientits.

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Re: Me being a Dick
« Reply #7 on: October 19, 2018, 02:13:08 PM »
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literally the craziest cunt rofl

he already left the faction too, what a fuckin legend
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Re: Me being a Dick
« Reply #8 on: October 21, 2018, 06:40:51 PM »
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I sobered up and am following Tristan :oops: I took his money, I'll take his command.

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Re: Me being a Dick
« Reply #9 on: October 22, 2018, 08:34:56 AM »
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NA strat seems to be real fun
just bc i'm a husky ass boi doesn't mean i can't accessorize properly

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Re: Me being a Dick
« Reply #10 on: October 22, 2018, 11:26:52 AM »
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NA strat seems to be real fun

better than eu strat where nothing happens, ever
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Re: Me being a Dick
« Reply #11 on: October 24, 2018, 08:46:29 AM »
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You know, I finally read the OP... not as embarrassing as I thought it would be... but still very drunk of me.

But yeah, Eu, you got a lot to learn.  You divide the map up, then settle in, only showing up to kill anyone who dares interfere with the status quo.  I think you gents need a few more wild cards.

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Re: Me being a Dick
« Reply #12 on: October 24, 2018, 05:33:49 PM »
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the status quo.

I read this as "the strategus quo" and thought you were a genius for a second.
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Re: Me being a Dick
« Reply #13 on: October 26, 2018, 01:33:16 PM »
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I read this as "the strategus quo" and thought you were a genius for a second.

Turns out you were the genius all along.
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Re: Me being a Dick
« Reply #14 on: October 26, 2018, 04:51:37 PM »
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Turns out you were the genius all along.

Yah but that I already knew.
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