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Re: Knightmare, prepare to get JELKED
« Reply #30 on: July 09, 2018, 07:09:34 PM »
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Re: Knightmare, prepare to get JELKED
« Reply #31 on: July 09, 2018, 07:14:04 PM »
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You're a manlet

You're a ginger

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I imagine this is how real medieval diplomacy went down
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Re: Knightmare, prepare to get JELKED
« Reply #32 on: July 09, 2018, 07:42:10 PM »
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Knightmare, if you keep disparaging PONC (People Of No Color) I'm going to have to issue a formal report through the forums.
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Re: Knightmare, prepare to get JELKED
« Reply #33 on: July 09, 2018, 07:52:05 PM »
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Knightmare, if you keep disparaging PONC (People Of No Color) I'm going to have to issue a formal report through the forums.

Hey Hey Hey I can be racist against my own kind, Even if its pale white like a ghost its still white!

Its like black people saying the N word its ok if they say it to other black people

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Re: Knightmare, prepare to get JELKED
« Reply #34 on: July 09, 2018, 09:18:49 PM »
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this is like heskey & switch vs bruttus all over again but this time tristan is heskey and knightmare is bruttus

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Re: Knightmare, prepare to get JELKED
« Reply #35 on: July 09, 2018, 10:24:11 PM »
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To be honest most people dont engage me im glad tristan did its been a while and shows half these other pussies are true pussies if they wont fight back but a ginger does..............

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Re: Knightmare, prepare to get JELKED
« Reply #36 on: July 10, 2018, 12:10:18 AM »
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I was too lazy to find the launcher from my downloads so instead I downloaded it everytime from the website when I wanted to play. At my primetime I owned close to 300 c-rpg launchers.

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Re: Knightmare, prepare to get JELKED
« Reply #37 on: July 10, 2018, 12:55:21 AM »
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Also do you have pics of tristan?  Need evidence of claims, for research purposes.
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Re: Knightmare, prepare to get JELKED
« Reply #38 on: July 10, 2018, 12:59:46 AM »
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this is like heskey & switch vs bruttus all over again but this time tristan is heskey and knightmare is bruttus

i am LIVING for it

Not familiar with that drama but I get a stronger Kesh vibe than Heskey.


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Re: Knightmare, prepare to get JELKED
« Reply #39 on: July 10, 2018, 01:25:11 AM »
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True facts im 5'10 irl I dont know where you and rando and MOB came up with the idea im a 5'2 manlet irl but its kinda funny in a way I guess

Here we have the wild manlet in his native environment, defending his meager stature with phrases like "im 5'10 and a 1/2, that's almost 6 foot!" and "if i stand on my tippy toes, I almost look like a real boy" or my favorite "its not a big deal, in rural China the average height is 5'11 so i'm almost there"


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Re: Knightmare, prepare to get JELKED
« Reply #40 on: July 10, 2018, 01:55:32 AM »
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in my country we would slap that whore and then gang rape her for insubordination and yet you "enlightened" western men think that feminism will save your soul from jesus h christ what does the H stand for anyways? Herbert?

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Re: Knightmare, prepare to get JELKED
« Reply #41 on: July 10, 2018, 05:24:46 AM »
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Re: Knightmare, prepare to get JELKED
« Reply #42 on: July 10, 2018, 08:43:31 AM »
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knightmare looking absolutely stunning with the wife - let's see if he's big in Japan.
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Re: Knightmare, prepare to get JELKED
« Reply #43 on: July 10, 2018, 09:10:07 AM »
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hey guys i've been really depressed lately for real... i just need to vent to ANYONE because i feel like i cant talk to my irl friends and family wihtout seeming... weird?... or edgy??? well it all started when i realized people never EVER make fun of me on the internet EVER... i just dont get it? everyone gets roasted about their irl attributes and im just LEFT OUT... fucking left OUT man... is it because i never reveal anything about myself online or what?????? I DONT GET IT.

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im 6'1" (and a half) im really attractive i have blue eyes and a sharp eyebrows with a strong nose and chin and defined cheekbones. ive never met a HOT bitch i couldnt seduce in mere seconds. and ive never played a sport i didnt excel at. i thought high school was the best time of my life until i got to college then i realized just how fucking good i am at everything i ever do.

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Re: Knightmare, prepare to get JELKED
« Reply #44 on: July 10, 2018, 04:56:10 PM »
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hey guys i've been really depressed lately for real... i just need to vent to ANYONE because i feel like i cant talk to my irl friends and family wihtout seeming... weird?... or edgy??? well it all started when i realized people never EVER make fun of me on the internet EVER... i just dont get it? everyone gets roasted about their irl attributes and im just LEFT OUT... fucking left OUT man... is it because i never reveal anything about myself online or what?????? I DONT GET IT.

FINE

im 6'1" (and a half) im really attractive i have blue eyes and a sharp eyebrows with a strong nose and chin and defined cheekbones. ive never met a HOT bitch i couldnt seduce in mere seconds. and ive never played a sport i didnt excel at. i thought high school was the best time of my life until i got to college then i realized just how fucking good i am at everything i ever do.

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but wait actually please dont make fun of me or else i will get upset somewhere down the road..,, maybe a few months from now or something

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