Author Topic: Knightmare, prepare to get JELKED  (Read 1887 times)

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Offline Novamere

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Re: Knightmare, prepare to get JELKED
« Reply #30 on: July 09, 2018, 10:24:11 PM »
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To be honest most people dont engage me im glad tristan did its been a while and shows half these other pussies are true pussies if they wont fight back but a ginger does..............

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Re: Knightmare, prepare to get JELKED
« Reply #31 on: July 10, 2018, 12:10:18 AM »
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,we all could be theoritical scientits.

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Re: Knightmare, prepare to get JELKED
« Reply #32 on: July 10, 2018, 12:55:21 AM »
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Also do you have pics of tristan?  Need evidence of claims, for research purposes.
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Re: Knightmare, prepare to get JELKED
« Reply #33 on: July 10, 2018, 12:59:46 AM »
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this is like heskey & switch vs bruttus all over again but this time tristan is heskey and knightmare is bruttus

i am LIVING for it

Not familiar with that drama but I get a stronger Kesh vibe than Heskey.


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Re: Knightmare, prepare to get JELKED
« Reply #34 on: July 10, 2018, 01:25:11 AM »
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True facts im 5'10 irl I dont know where you and rando and MOB came up with the idea im a 5'2 manlet irl but its kinda funny in a way I guess

Here we have the wild manlet in his native environment, defending his meager stature with phrases like "im 5'10 and a 1/2, that's almost 6 foot!" and "if i stand on my tippy toes, I almost look like a real boy" or my favorite "its not a big deal, in rural China the average height is 5'11 so i'm almost there"


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Re: Knightmare, prepare to get JELKED
« Reply #35 on: July 10, 2018, 01:55:32 AM »
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in my country we would slap that whore and then gang rape her for insubordination and yet you "enlightened" western men think that feminism will save your soul from jesus h christ what does the H stand for anyways? Herbert?

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Re: Knightmare, prepare to get JELKED
« Reply #36 on: July 10, 2018, 05:24:46 AM »
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Re: Knightmare, prepare to get JELKED
« Reply #37 on: July 10, 2018, 08:43:31 AM »
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knightmare looking absolutely stunning with the wife - let's see if he's big in Japan.
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Re: Knightmare, prepare to get JELKED
« Reply #38 on: July 10, 2018, 09:10:07 AM »
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hey guys i've been really depressed lately for real... i just need to vent to ANYONE because i feel like i cant talk to my irl friends and family wihtout seeming... weird?... or edgy??? well it all started when i realized people never EVER make fun of me on the internet EVER... i just dont get it? everyone gets roasted about their irl attributes and im just LEFT OUT... fucking left OUT man... is it because i never reveal anything about myself online or what?????? I DONT GET IT.

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im 6'1" (and a half) im really attractive i have blue eyes and a sharp eyebrows with a strong nose and chin and defined cheekbones. ive never met a HOT bitch i couldnt seduce in mere seconds. and ive never played a sport i didnt excel at. i thought high school was the best time of my life until i got to college then i realized just how fucking good i am at everything i ever do.

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but wait actually please dont make fun of me or else i will get upset somewhere down the road..,, maybe a few months from now or something
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Re: Knightmare, prepare to get JELKED
« Reply #39 on: July 10, 2018, 04:56:10 PM »
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hey guys i've been really depressed lately for real... i just need to vent to ANYONE because i feel like i cant talk to my irl friends and family wihtout seeming... weird?... or edgy??? well it all started when i realized people never EVER make fun of me on the internet EVER... i just dont get it? everyone gets roasted about their irl attributes and im just LEFT OUT... fucking left OUT man... is it because i never reveal anything about myself online or what?????? I DONT GET IT.

FINE

im 6'1" (and a half) im really attractive i have blue eyes and a sharp eyebrows with a strong nose and chin and defined cheekbones. ive never met a HOT bitch i couldnt seduce in mere seconds. and ive never played a sport i didnt excel at. i thought high school was the best time of my life until i got to college then i realized just how fucking good i am at everything i ever do.

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but wait actually please dont make fun of me or else i will get upset somewhere down the road..,, maybe a few months from now or something

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Re: Knightmare, prepare to get JELKED
« Reply #40 on: July 12, 2018, 05:04:18 AM »
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Wait, are people bashing gingers?  Let me know who so I can steal a few more souls- could use some more freckles!

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Re: Knightmare, prepare to get JELKED
« Reply #41 on: July 14, 2018, 12:43:32 AM »
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Its really hilarious to see you make this "elite" faction of all the try hard players that no one really likes

Since I know everyone in your faction is KD whores
yikes dude that hurts
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Re: Knightmare, prepare to get JELKED
« Reply #42 on: July 14, 2018, 07:02:17 AM »
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also prepare to get Unriya'ed
Always do sober what you said you’d do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut
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Re: Knightmare, prepare to get JELKED
« Reply #43 on: July 14, 2018, 11:09:08 AM »
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also prepare to get Unriya'ed

That sounds like something painful in your urethra
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