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Re: Donkeys looking for new members (carrots guranteed)
« Reply #30 on: October 18, 2018, 12:20:25 AM »
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Hire me to be the Head NA just like my title says i am
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Re: Donkeys looking for new members (carrots guranteed)
« Reply #31 on: October 18, 2018, 12:24:39 AM »
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Wait, traps are gay??

no, crpg is
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Re: Donkeys looking for new members (carrots guranteed)
« Reply #32 on: October 18, 2018, 07:39:49 AM »
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Stop trying to kill crpg by stealing the remaining talented dev team.
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Re: Donkeys looking for new members (carrots guranteed)
« Reply #33 on: October 18, 2018, 10:49:20 AM »
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I would like to apply as a bouncer
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Re: Donkeys looking for new members (carrots guranteed)
« Reply #34 on: October 18, 2018, 10:57:17 AM »
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I'm exceptional at setting unrealistic goals and wasting community funded money, getting sacked from my own projects and running off to China to hide for years.

I think I would be a perfect fit, hire me

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Re: Donkeys looking for new members (carrots guranteed)
« Reply #35 on: October 18, 2018, 11:36:39 AM »
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What are you waiting for?!?!! Quit your job today and apply online to work for this group of strangers on a project you know nothing about!! (I hear they might even pay you!)

Interns that get PAID for their work???? Get fucked America!

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Re: Donkeys looking for new members (carrots guranteed)
« Reply #36 on: October 18, 2018, 01:25:56 PM »
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It does make me wonder that a community that's so supposedly cynical and untrusting when it comes to every other topic of discussion seems to react only positively to one of the shadiest-looking propositions that's ever visited this forum.

This community when it comes to donkey crew projects:

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Re: Donkeys looking for new members (carrots guranteed)
« Reply #37 on: October 18, 2018, 01:53:52 PM »
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All memes aside, the lack of transparency or oversight looks shady, and all-too familiar.

I hope they make something good and find success, but I don't know many professionals willing to bet their career on it with nothing more to go on than goodwill, medium-term memory loss, and a blank website that exists only for people to apply for jobs.

30+ people in Poland suggests a new investor. Anyone want to take 20 guesses on why potential applicants from this community in particular may be interested in this information? eg. Will you still have a job by Christmas if you're a successful applicant?

How long has it even been in development? The fancy new company that's now registered in Poland looks like it's just been around 7 months:
http://www.krs-online.com.pl/donkey-crew-sp-z-o-o-krs-10326610.html

You say it's not medieval in the post here, which is a bold choice as that's the one interest this community has in common. But going out on a limb I'm getting siege engine vibes from the little information available. Some kind of multiplayer game based on siege engines or tanks or something which isn't "match based"?

I don't mind playing the baddie here. And I definitely don't mind if someone here wants to prove me wrong by quitting their job and applying for one of the vacancies on their blank website (that'd sure show me xD), or if Pogosan corrects any of what I've just said to give the "real" details and prove me wrong that way. It does make me wonder that a community that's so supposedly cynical and untrusting when it comes to every other topic of discussion seems to react only positively to one of the shadiest-looking propositions that's ever visited this forum.

lol why would I care to correct you? The thread was made since we're getting community applications anyway and was mostly addressed to Polish students, who were lurking around here for years. Don't worry, Heskey, even if we need a professional forum shitposter on the project, we won't bother a busy man like yourself.

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Re: Donkeys looking for new members (carrots guranteed)
« Reply #38 on: October 18, 2018, 08:07:49 PM »
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Wait, who said the "2nd project" failed and where did "3rd project" even come from?
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Re: Donkeys looking for new members (carrots guranteed)
« Reply #39 on: October 18, 2018, 08:17:07 PM »
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Heskey is out of the loop. Poor guy. :cry:

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Re: Donkeys looking for new members (carrots guranteed)
« Reply #40 on: October 18, 2018, 08:19:06 PM »
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i think now you have a good chance to find at least a few people from canada
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Re: Donkeys looking for new members (carrots guranteed)
« Reply #41 on: October 18, 2018, 08:41:53 PM »
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If you are recruiting retards like pogo you might ass well add heskeytime to your team.You might usurp these retards human energy to get ur shit done,moreover,they might do it without payment too.Feeble amount of payment will be sufficient to make them believe that they are actually working,these les miserables have no life anyway,don't bother working them low cost.

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Re: Donkeys looking for new members (carrots guranteed)
« Reply #42 on: October 18, 2018, 08:46:32 PM »
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Mostly for heskey, but feel free to read anyway:

Look, I get it you're angry as fuck about the OKAM fiasko. I'm not even saying you're wrong, if it meant so much to you, I guess it feels like something very dear to you died, as it did for many of us.

The simple and complicated reality is that we were passionate, but young and naive and inexperienced, and I made many passionate, naive and inexperienced, and possibly downright stupid decisions that ultimately culminated in OKAMs downfall and nearly the end of our story in this industry. I'm not proud of that, but it was the most valuable experience I've ever received, but I, like you, wish it wouldn't have come at a price like this. Feel free to call me a fucking idiot. I often think about at what point should I have done what differently to have avoided what happened.

What you call "intransparency" is one of the results of this, we don't talk about stuff we're doing anymore unless we're certain we can pull it off. Or, to be more exact, we'll talk about it after we've pulled it off.

We're not here looking for money, or your blessing. We're looking for someone passionate, but possibly young and naive and inexperienced, who wants to work on fucking video games. Who wants to really get into the core of it and understand how it all works. Who has dreams of making games because he thinks that's what he should do with his life. Because we can show him now, not everything, but a little bit, about how this whole thing works. And because I wish someone would have shown that to me.


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Re: Donkeys looking for new members (carrots guranteed)
« Reply #43 on: October 18, 2018, 09:02:05 PM »
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Just to clarify. Nobody is expected to drop their current life and join a bunch of nerds making games having just the information from the post. If you're actually one of the things chadz mentioned, there will obviously be interviews and in-depth information on the game and the project in general, allowing you to judge for yourselves if you're cut out for this or not.





ps. don't try to apply to fish for game info. All applicants need to sign NDA's like in actual companies. Quoting a great man:
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Re: Donkeys looking for new members (carrots guranteed)
« Reply #44 on: October 18, 2018, 10:11:41 PM »
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LOL First heskeytime post i have really liked and admired.Even i hate piece of shit heskey,he is damn right about transparancy.Fuck you chadz you have made heskeytime okam Head Admin and frustrated him so hard on that game,you made him so upset that he started to make logical arguments and reasonable statements.