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Donkeys looking for new members (carrots guranteed)
« on: October 17, 2018, 05:17:36 PM »
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hi

As you know, Donkey Crew is currently developing a new large project that is not a space simulator. We've got around 30 talented people and myself, plus a bunch of outsourcing guys working on the game day and, sometimes, night, adding new features and polishing before revealing the game to all of you and the rest of the world. We've got no unsolvable issues so far, and internal deadlines seem to be quite doable, so we're hoping to share our little game pretty soon™.

The project in general is very different from anything any of us did before. It's not medieval, it's not match based, and it has no lolstabs. However, among many entirely new features and mechanics you will definitely see some connections and inspirations directly from cRPG and other similar games, so I doubt the game will feel foreign even with completely new direction.

Since we're a big and professional company, we're continuing to welcome new people to our friendly donkey stable, and considering that around 1/3 of the team started out as mere cRPG players, we'd be happy to have more people around that could keep up with discussions about how archery is too OP (we literally have no ranged other than siege weapons) and why Danish Greatsword is the best weapon.

If you think you could fit in and become a valuable team member on our current (and future) project(s), our doors are always opened for passionate people who would want to or already work in gamedev.

There is the website with some of the positions we're interested in the most - donkey.team, but we're actually looking for pretty much anyone with great interest in gamedev. So if you're a concept artist, an aspiring producer, a UI designer, or doing anything else remotely related to games and the industry, let us know and get in touch.

We're always looking for paid interns to actually take part in game development instead of being a human coffee machine like in some other places. So even with very little skill, as long as you have a general understanding of the field you're interested in, we'll be glad to speak to you and discuss a position within the team.


Say hi back and join us by sending a message - jobs@donkey.team


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EDIT: Rereading the post, it actually looks like I'm trying to hint that it's a space simulator by specifically saying it's not. It's actually just a meme on Leshma's recent post here.
It is actually not a space game in any shape or form.
« Last Edit: October 17, 2018, 06:30:33 PM by pogosan »
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Re: Donkeys looking for new members (carrots guranteed)
« Reply #1 on: October 17, 2018, 05:25:45 PM »
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i made the played donkey’s model and can mess around in gimp and blender to make half assed textures (normals and specmaps are easier to do than diffuse though)

also this one time I tried increasing the polys on the Axe so it looks less trash but it didn’t get added lololol

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Re: Donkeys looking for new members (carrots guranteed)
« Reply #2 on: October 17, 2018, 05:28:59 PM »
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i made the played donkey’s model and can mess around in gimp and blender to make half assed textures (normals and specmaps are easier to do than diffuse though)

also this one time I tried increasing the polys on the Axe so it looks less trash but it didn’t get added lololol

sounds more professional than most of the things I do
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Re: Donkeys looking for new members (carrots guranteed)
« Reply #3 on: October 17, 2018, 05:36:31 PM »
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Stop trying to kill crpg by stealing the remaining talented dev team.
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Re: Donkeys looking for new members (carrots guranteed)
« Reply #4 on: October 17, 2018, 05:43:31 PM »
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see, the entirety of crpg is really just an elaborate ruse to attract autists. an autism farm for their dev team, if you will

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Re: Donkeys looking for new members (carrots guranteed)
« Reply #5 on: October 17, 2018, 05:44:23 PM »
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the moment you realize you did everything wrong in your life.

plz tell me you need a dentist.
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Re: Donkeys looking for new members (carrots guranteed)
« Reply #6 on: October 17, 2018, 05:47:55 PM »
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the moment you realize you did everything wrong in your life.

plz tell me you need a dentist.
Rockstar is under fire because rdr2 writers worked 100 hour weeks maybe being a dentist isnt so bad unless you like the crunch.
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Re: Donkeys looking for new members (carrots guranteed)
« Reply #7 on: October 17, 2018, 05:48:39 PM »
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the moment you realize you did everything wrong in your life.

plz tell me you need a dentist.

Probably not on site, but if you're looking for a new calling in life, we're interested in very passionate people with no skills other than dealing pain too.
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Re: Donkeys looking for new members (carrots guranteed)
« Reply #8 on: October 17, 2018, 05:49:53 PM »
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Probably not on site, but if you're looking for a new calling in life, we're interested in very passionate people with no skills other than dealing pain too.

No skills, eh? So my no skill having ass can work find work there? How many carrots per week we talking here?
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Re: Donkeys looking for new members (carrots guranteed)
« Reply #9 on: October 17, 2018, 05:57:34 PM »
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No skills, eh? So my no skill having ass can work find work there? How many carrots per week we talking here?

That balancer tag on forums is probably regarded higher than a uni paper here tbh, so go ahead. Number of carrots depends on general skill, so you can only get that info after an interview.

We got a few donkeys from NA too.

Like Tydeus.
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Re: Donkeys looking for new members (carrots guranteed)
« Reply #10 on: October 17, 2018, 06:00:09 PM »
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We got a few donkeys from NA too.

Like Tydeus.

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Re: Donkeys looking for new members (carrots guranteed)
« Reply #11 on: October 17, 2018, 06:06:02 PM »
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That balancer tag on forums is probably regarded higher than a uni paper here tbh, so go ahead. Number of carrots depends on general skill, so you can only get that info after an interview.

We got a few donkeys from NA too.

Like Tydeus.

ok im now a donkey as i have the balancer tag i designate myself the title of global head retard and i will manage the retardation levels of the company to ensure they're always running at maximum efficiency

my salary will be 50 bags of cabbage a day
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Re: Donkeys looking for new members (carrots guranteed)
« Reply #12 on: October 17, 2018, 06:11:53 PM »
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the moment you realize you did everything wrong in your life.

plz tell me you need a dentist. teacher

almost the same thought here ;)

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Re: Donkeys looking for new members (carrots guranteed)
« Reply #13 on: October 17, 2018, 06:23:23 PM »
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Add me and yuhmaz to the team as Space Game Support Specialist or Space Game Content Creator or Space Game Story Writers

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Re: Donkeys looking for new members (carrots guranteed)
« Reply #14 on: October 17, 2018, 07:45:01 PM »
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when u can't code but you have balancer tag

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