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Re: Chivalry: Deadliest Warrior
« Reply #1 on: August 23, 2013, 11:20:53 PM »
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Samurais vs Spartans ? From where do they get their herb ?

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Re: Chivalry: Deadliest Warrior
« Reply #2 on: September 10, 2013, 01:39:11 PM »
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Samurais vs Spartans ? From where do they get their herb ?
My thoughts exactly. The "seriousness" and realism of that game suffers a lot. Next expansion could be Wookies vs PirateNinjas.

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Re: Chivalry: Deadliest Warrior
« Reply #3 on: September 10, 2013, 11:27:08 PM »
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They just re-skin the weapons of the old weapons and put a new texture(katana and shit) on them.Same with spears.The weapons have the same gameplay as the older ones just with new textures so any 10 year old can pay 15$ to buy that DLC and play on "SAMURAI ACTION OH MAH GOH".

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Re: Chivalry: Deadliest Warrior
« Reply #4 on: September 11, 2013, 01:14:02 AM »
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My thoughts exactly. The "seriousness" and realism of that game suffers a lot. Next expansion could be Wookies vs PirateNinjas.

I'm pretty sure they will do Romans vs. Battlemechs next.
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Re: Chivalry: Deadliest Warrior
« Reply #5 on: September 11, 2013, 02:46:30 AM »
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Re: Chivalry: Deadliest Warrior
« Reply #6 on: September 11, 2013, 07:00:50 AM »
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You can block a maul with a short sword.What realism?

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Re: Chivalry: Deadliest Warrior
« Reply #7 on: September 11, 2013, 09:23:20 AM »
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Hey, but this is a pretty cool idea for their game, why the hate?

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Re: Chivalry: Deadliest Warrior
« Reply #8 on: September 11, 2013, 12:46:42 PM »
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Hey, but this is a pretty cool idea for their game, why the hate?

It's would be a good idea if they added "New skinns for your character" thing.This is just a re-skin of the existing weapons and spears and everything and same gameplay with them and they sell it as a DLC which will cost 15$ just because of the name Samurai,Spartan and a few maps.They try to milk more money since they saw they sold million copies.

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Re: Chivalry: Deadliest Warrior
« Reply #9 on: September 11, 2013, 09:49:14 PM »
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Hey, but this is a pretty cool idea for their game, why the hate?

Why didn't the Samurai use his deadly Katana ground split attack?
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Re: Chivalry: Deadliest Warrior
« Reply #10 on: September 11, 2013, 10:07:44 PM »
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Hey, but this is a pretty cool idea for their game, why the hate?

I hated this show xD i mean it looks cool, but after they showcase each of the weapon-groups (eg. a fat american shows how to throw a spear, then another fat american shows how they'd use a katana) they then say 'we punched the data into our computer and the result was conclusive...' and then show a shitty re-enactment of their decision of who is best just to drive home just how scientific the process is :P it's kinda like a bad turn-based game, every show they have the shooting phase (arrows vs throwing spear) then a melee phase, then a different melee phase. Never takes into account stuff like one of them dying instantly from say an arrow to the eye xD

Can't remember what episode it was that 'proved' that the IRA would beat Al-Quaeda if they did single combat in a car park (cue car-bomb jokes). In this specific example 'that shield is impenetrable', it's made of bronze lol, does anyone wonder why bronze shields kinda stopped being made after iron came into circulation? (hint, they aren't very good, even against bronze weapons) Hell, there's even a school of academia that doubts the extensive collection of bronze age shields in scandinavia were even meant to be used in battle, since it's so shit as protection xD the standard answer in those circumstances is just to say 'ritual significance' as if you know what that means and move on.

'A' for effort though, i like that Americans are more into this kinda recreation stuff than most of the UK, i just wish they'd do their homework xD you want real hardcore battle recreation you'd have to visit Denmark, Germany, Norway etc.
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Re: Chivalry: Deadliest Warrior
« Reply #11 on: September 21, 2013, 02:11:55 PM »
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Apparently this will cost 15 bucks, expected a bit less...

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Re: Chivalry: Deadliest Warrior
« Reply #12 on: September 21, 2013, 02:49:24 PM »
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Re: Chivalry: Deadliest Warrior
« Reply #13 on: September 21, 2013, 11:27:30 PM »
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I was still expecting to see a Stormtrooper at the end. Sigh...

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Re: Chivalry: Deadliest Warrior
« Reply #14 on: October 02, 2013, 09:23:06 PM »
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lol at the Spartan madness kicking the Samurai down the hole.

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